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It is the last sequential date you sorry fukks will ever see.
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Yet again the maths smack down Smackaholic. Holic, don't bother us with that 5 Sunday's Facebook meme either. Happens all the time.
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I am now convinced that is him pictured in his avatar.
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Damn, foiled by simple math again!!!!
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Sadly the math is catching up to me.
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smackaholic wrote:It is the last sequential date you sorry fukks will ever see.
... and if you're a vampire and enjoy the short daylight hours, enjoy today also. Starting tomorrow, the sunset occurs later each day.
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Ken wrote: ... and if you're a vampire and enjoy the short daylight hours, enjoy today also. Starting tomorrow, the sunset occurs later each day.
And the sunrise occurs later each day for the next week, at a rate faster than the sunset...


dumbass.

Maybe look up the word "solstice" or something.
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Did God change the date of the winter solstice and only inform Ken?
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calender smack thread. fucking hell
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Hey, I was minding my own business and somebody changed the rotation of the Earth.

Don't blame me.
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Hey, I'm awed and impressed :shock:
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Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote: ... and if you're a vampire and enjoy the short daylight hours, enjoy today also. Starting tomorrow, the sunset occurs later each day.
And the sunrise occurs later each day for the next week, at a rate faster than the sunset...


dumbass.

Maybe look up the word "solstice" or something.
Don't recall mentioning the 'shortest amount of daylight' in my post. Of course, that's what the solstice is. Idiot. Yes, you could argue that my first sentence of the two could contradict the second, but the fact remains and the point of my post was that the sun now sets later each day.
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War Wagon wrote:Did God change the date of the winter solstice and only inform Ken?
Take another run at it, Wags. Never mentioned the word 'solstice' in my post. There's a difference. Dins obviously knows of what I type. You are too obtuse to know. Go squat on a dick.
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obtuse? I didn't type this:
Ken wrote: ... and if you're a vampire and enjoy the short daylight hours, enjoy today also. Starting tomorrow, the sunset occurs later each day.
The exact moment of sunset is irrelevant in this context.

Rather, the total duration of daylight. Which, for another week, grows shorter.
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Do we set the clocks ahead an hour or back an hour?


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poptart wrote:Do we set the clocks ahead an hour or back an hour?


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Back when I working at Cornell in the underground quarantine facility, these were times when I seldom saw the sun. Really crappy going to and from work in the dark.
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Wolfman wrote:Back when I working at Cornell in the underground quarantine facility, these were times when I seldom saw the sun. Really crappy going to and from work in the dark.

That's why some of us are smart enough not to spend 95% our lives in flyover country.


However, 95% of this board ain't that bright.
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War Wagon wrote:Did God change the date of the winter solstice and only inform Ken?
No, Ken hit a 7 iron into a calender and the negative energy created by the shot sucked time and space back by a full week. The shot itself traveled 92 yards, a new PR.
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RACK any and all Ken = short hitter takes.
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