the return of "The Sarcasm Thread"

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:13 pm

I can't wait to see what Bible passages poptart posted today in Theology.
Hurry up 'tart! I'm already late for work...I need my daily scripture fix!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:20 pm

Gobbles McTubesteak is so funny and witty. He is a valued member of T1B.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:23 pm

I cherish his every post.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:10 pm

I can't wait for 88, Dinsdale, mvscal, Felix, Moving Bowel, and BSmack to hold their next round table discussion on climate change.

There is so much to learn -- and none of their previous encounters even broke my scroll wheel.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:22 pm

You'll have to admit, Moving Sale's opinions on legal matters are top-notch.

It's guys like him that make lawyers look good.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:14 pm

You're right, Marty. His insights place him head and shoulders above his peers. He is truly one of the giants of the legal profession.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:53 pm

Open heart surgery is a snap. I recommend everyone try it.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:46 pm

Best idea for a thread in years.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:03 pm

Mikey wrote:Best idea for a thread in years.

I knew you'd agree, my dear, old chum.
That's why our friendship has stayed true all these years.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:34 pm

The wife and I are really looking forward to our get together with the Vogel's this weekend. We'll have some sangria, play a little pinochle and enjoy our conversation.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:41 pm

mvscal wrote:The wife and I are really looking forward to our get together with the Vogel's this weekend. We'll have some sangria, play a little pinochle and enjoy our conversation.

Sounds like you'll have almost as much fun as you did while attending this year's Juneteenth celebration.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:46 pm

mvscal wrote:play a little pinochle...

I'd rather play backgammon than pinochle.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:48 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Sounds like you'll have almost as much fun as you did while attending this year's Juneteenth celebration.

Who wouldn't have fun there? It's always such a peaceful event...full of considerate, classy folks.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:52 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Who wouldn't have fun there?

I've heard a number of complaints from NAACP members, most of them centered around the question, "Whey all da white wimmins?"

White Cock · Post by **White Cock** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:05 pm

God spoke with a voice in my head and told me this place is blessed . . .

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:23 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I cherish his (Goober) every post.

As do I, as his humor and intellect are most refreshing, as is his originality.

War Wagon really "gets it" as well. Good show!

I also find YAFJ's sports predictions to be always spot on.

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:46 pm

Papa Willie wrote: I'm 6'1" & 228 now

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:20 pm

Sure have enjoyed the infusion o fnew blood into this esteemed board as of late. They have so much game, I don't even notice that euroclone is gone anymore.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:21 pm

So mikey, how'd you do in the ironman triathalon this year, my dear friend?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:51 pm

AP / menswear

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:00 pm

Damn right I get it Jay...

Wolfman wrote:Open heart surgery is a snap.

No sarcasm here, glad you're doing well enough to at least bang out another post that Marty no doubt finds intriguing... well, maybe a bit of sarcasm there.

But reading that made me think of this, that might fit your situation/state of mind. And of course, everyone loves RHCP.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:07 pm

War Wagon wrote:everyone loves RHCP.

Props on getting the concept of the thread.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:36 pm

War Wagon wrote:

Whitey, I've always admired your phenomenal taste in music, chum.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:36 pm

RHCP didn't get really good until they started integrating textured, consistent, and melodic guitar riffs, vocals and bass-lines and getting away from the mix of rap beats and a more hardcore sound that personified their 80s work.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:58 pm

BSmack wrote:RHCP didn't get really good until they started integrating textured, consistent, and melodic guitar riffs, vocals and bass-lines and getting away from the mix of rap beats and a more hardcore sound that personified their 80s work.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:30 am

Cicero and Crown do not want this dude to piledrive their anuses this Friday.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:05 pm

Rush is the best band of all time.....

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:46 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I can't thank Screwy enough for turning me on to Air France's music.

Gets it.

Felix wrote:Rush is the best band of all time.....

Fail.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:45 pm

This place is so much sleeker and easy to navigate since we dumped the Igloo Spin Zone.

That forum was dead weight and a repository for all things humourless.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:26 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Screwy totally understands this thread!

zactly.....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:42 pm

Archive.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:18 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Archive.

I always knew you'd recognize quality when you saw it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:31 pm

The T1B community is a wonderful place to seek wisdom, humor, philosophical insight and objective political analysis. It is my go-to source for fresh takes, hearty belly laughs, and eclectic music recommendations.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:34 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The T1B community is a wonderful place to seek wisdom, humor, philosophical insight and objective political analysis. It is my go-to source for fresh takes, hearty belly laughs, and eclectic music recommendations.

I sure miss the scat pics.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:47 am

Cuda: "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of trolls. I can fix it."

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:51 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Cuda: "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of trolls. I can fix it."

I'm glad that Atomic Panties has control of his substance abuse problem...and gender identity issues.

I look forward to coming to this bored and not laughing my ass off at societies social regrets.

Living your life in the Central Valley (California's Oklahomo) is is heaven on earth for heterosexuals and non transgender individuals.

matteric · Post by **matteric** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:03 am

The thing I love the best about the NFL... is that it's a non-profit entity and Roger Goodell isn't the NFL's retarded puppet.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:14 am

m2 is skilled at not using his Imus shit troll in this instance.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:37 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Archive.

I always knew you'd recognize quality when you saw it.

I just had to look inside my heart.

Oh, wait......

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:55 pm

I don't know why mvscal would declare that Screwed has the lowest IQ on the board.
His wizard-like handling of the football contest would seem to indicate that he has borderline elite mental capabilities.