Cortland, NY destroyed by rampaging students

[BSmack]

Must have been the greatest party ever.



No word about the condition of Wolfman's old casa.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/c ... s-wee?bffb

[Wolfman]

You can do a Google map/earth thing and see where Clayton Ave. is in relation to Main Street downtown/the bars and the college itself. Clayton Ave. and Monroe have pretty much become a student off campus housing area between the college itself and downtown, not really anywhere near my old place. FYI, the game this year was actually at Ithaca College. IC is up high on one of the hills overlooking Ithaca and Cayuga Lake. Not really a place for college kids there to gather like they can at SUNY Cortland.
Some in Cortland are calling for an end to the game. That's not the issue of course.

[smackaholic]

Rack the ever-loving fuck out of those kids. I hope they do it again, before the Gestapo shuts them down. Yes, they shouldn't roll over cars and damage houses. But beer cans can be picked up, and piss, vomit and blood have fertilizer qualities after a good rain. I think there would be less wars if every human being on the planet personally witnessed and participated in an epic, cheap beer-fueled street party gone wild.

Rack it!

If I were King, I would go to the local boneyards and get a few dozen cars that were on their way to the crusher anyway and park them through out campus. Let the kids know these are the designated cars to destroy and administer severe curb stompings to kids that touch any cars that are OB.

[Cuda]

doesn't look that out of control to me. we had lots of parties like this at my fraternity.
sure the cops showed up, but nobody got arrested- at least not for a day or two later

[Derron]

Pretty tame stuff to me. In 1978, frat row at Oregon State and a bunch of private houses threw parties in about a 2 block area just off campus. There had to be at least 2,000 people there. Corvallis Police ordered the fire department to start hosing down the people to keep them from coming any farther. It worked pretty well. It gave the firefighters free shots to hose down the filthy hippie types.

[Dinsdale]

Far West.

Prove me wrong and I'll apologize and retract this.

Yeah, when Linfield wins the D3 championship again here in a few weeks, the students will burn McMinnville to the ground.

No, wait... they won't.

Absolutely ridiculous shit to claim in a post decrying Southerners being stereotyped, don't you think?

[Dinsdale]

Once again, the South proves that its citizens are much smarter and far more sane than their counterparts in the Northeast, Midwest, and Far West.

Prove me wrong and I'll apologize and retract this.

Since we've established that certain Southerners are Google-challenged, I'll help you out:

https://www.google.com/#q=dumbest+states


Go ahead and pick any of the 3,600,000 links.

Then get to apologizing and retracting, dumbass.

[Goober McTuber]

Up here in God's Country, when the Packers win another championship, we just get drunk. Like every other day of the year.

[Derron]

In all these years of people torching mattresses, overturning cars, etc. when their team wins a championship or whatever, I don't recall any southern communities engaging in such stupid behavior.

Of course not. They are too busy cousin fucking and diluting the gene pool down to Deliverance levels.

[Derron]

Far West.

Prove me wrong and I'll apologize and retract this.

Yeah, when Linfield wins the D3 championship again here in a few weeks, the students will burn McMinnville to the ground.

No, wait... they won't.

Absolutely ridiculous shit to claim in a post decrying Southerners being stereotyped, don't you think?

That college is one of the tamest and laid back in the NW. They beat Pacific University last Saturday, but most of the Pacific students were too stoned to even know there was a football game. Alumni makes up more of the stands than anything else.

You want every weekend riots, U of Oregon is the place to be.

[Wolfman]

You want every weekend riots, U of Oregon is the place to be.

Do they use the hurry-up/no huddle riot strategy?

[Goober McTuber]

I think the SEC schools are quite capable of rioting, though often as not, it has nothing to do with sports:

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/ ... achs-depar

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/ ... 7170083878

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/ ... 8588934264

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/ ... 5674576199

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2013/ ... 4951296507

[MuchoBulls]

You could have substituted those pics and placed them at SUNY Brockport when I was there for a couple of years.

[Left Seater]

Honorable mention has to go to Wisky students for getting violent in their protest against violence of Vietnam.

Medalist honors go to UW, Cal, Kent St and Ole Miss for making top 25 campus riot list twice.

Hands down winner (actually losers) though is Maryland. Making the list three times.

[Dinsdale]

You want every weekend riots, U of Oregon is the place to be.

Having been to plenty of games at both D1 schools, I've witnessed MUCH worse behavior in Corvallis than Eugene.

Sure, Neo-Duck-Bandwagoner is a drunk idiot who doesn't know how to act, but Sheepfucker is its own breed.

[Goober McTuber]

Honorable mention has to go to Wisky students for getting violent in their protest against violence of Vietnam.

Would have been no violence at all if the Pigs hadn't started it by lobbing tear gas canisters at what had been a peaceful protest.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Once again, the South proves that its citizens are much smarter and far more sane than their counterparts in the Northeast, Midwest, and Far West.

Prove me wrong and I'll apologize and retract this.

The very fact you think riot statistics are a better measure of intelligence than literacy rates and test scores is all the proof I need.

[BSmack]

My brother's in Ohio and he's very bright. Except for the fact that he chooses to live in snow and ice.

If he's in Cleveland yea, but there is a fair chunk of Ohio that sees as much snow as northern Alabama.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

It's Cortland, who gives a fuck. If it wasn't right off route 81 nobody would pay it any attention, kinda like Oneonta.

Hey Sam, how's things?

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Can't complain, working at home because TWIS Jr has the pukes. Figured I could lurk the boards a little.

[smackaholic]

Lurk more, dude. This place could use some decent traffic.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Nothing I'd like to do more than play on the boards all day like I used, unfortunately my current position prohibits me from participating. Better hit the fucking mega lotto or what ever it is they swindle me every week for.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Sam, you're a bad man!

[Derron]

My brother's in Alabama and he's very bright. Except for the fact that he chooses to live in heat and humidity.

Probably the same shit he says about you.

[BSmack]

It's Cortland, who gives a fuck. If it wasn't right off route 81 nobody would pay it any attention, kinda like Oneonta.

If it wasn't Wolfman's old stomping grounds, I woulda never posted.

[Wolfman]

Oneonta is on I-88 (Warren Anderson Expressway) and SUNY Oneonta does not have a football team. SUNY Cortland has one largely due to the fact that at one time it was primarily a state school for physical education teachers. It still is to some extent. And might I add for one last time, Syracuse University itself is not part of the NY State university system. The Orange may claim to be "New York's college team", but that is only due to geography.

[Wolfman]

Must be research ranks high in this survey. I can attest to Cornell. I worked there for four years in entomology research. Great job. I had a F-150 4WD with a cap to use on the job, and had a Cornell credit card with a $5K a month spending limit. Money really was no object. Loved the job. Pretty much set my own hours. Good thing they didn't have GPS to track me during the day. Would probably still be working there if I hadn't moved to SW Fl in November 2001. I called Cornell the University of Shanghai at New York for good reason.

[Derron]

Sure, Neo-Duck-Bandwagoner is a drunk idiot who doesn't know how to act, but Sheepfucker is its own breed.

Ahh.... Sheepfucker smack. Brings back memories of days at OSU when an invitation from a female animal science major to bring a bottle of wine out to the barn when she was on lambing detail always turned out real well. You may have laughed at us for going out to the sheep barns to get laid, by a human female assholes, but it worked out well.

[Dinsdale]

Derron, it's a reference to a OSU football player getting caught fucking a sheep several years ago.

100 years from now, that will still be funny.

[Derron]

Derron, it's a reference to a OSU football player getting caught fucking a sheep several years ago.

100 years from now, that will still be funny.

Oh yeah, that story made it back thorough the alumni ranks real fast, especially in my beloved ag program. Football players look way out of place on that part of campus.