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I just back from God forsaken Southern California for work and I found out that Obama had the fucking 72 Dolphins at the White House. I thought Shula and the guys were in town to promote some charity or the usual shit that celebs and former athletes come to town to do. But nope! Obama just decided it would be great, forty-fucking-one years later, to honor the only undefeated NFL team at the White House. I honestly thought at first that this was an Onion article, but unfortunately for the U.S., I was wrong.

As many of you know, I am far from an Obama hater. I find the usual harping about his vacations trite and tiring. But this is absolutely fucking absurd. He has absolutely nothing better to do with his time than honor some football team from 41 years ago? What a disgrace. And all the Obama ball-lickers, as expected, have lined up on their knees: This only took like 10 minutes of his day, he probably had staffers put this together, and of course, the classic point-the-finger at the "haters." Who in their right fucking mind at one of his meetings said "I have a great idea, let's host the 72 Dolphins at the White House!"

You can't make this shit up. Colleges in the future will teach PR courses on Obama's lack of optics.
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Who gives a big fat fucking wallaby areola?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
As many of you know, I am far from an Obama hater. I find the usual harping about his vacations trite and tiring. But this is absolutely fucking absurd. He has absolutely nothing better to do with his time than honor some football team from 41 years ago? What a disgrace. And all the Obama ball-lickers, as expected, have lined up on their knees.
Colleges in the future will teach PR courses on Obama's lack of optics.
You mean ethics, not optics right ??

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So screwy doesn't have a problem when BHO spends millions of tax dollars on numerous vacations, date nights, golf outings, flying his dog first class, etc., but he does have a problem when he honors an overrated football team for 10 minutes at the WH?

you're a fuckin jerkoff.
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Come on SirF. Maybe he's finally wising up to what an asshole Barry really is. OK, probably not.
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Wolfman wrote:Come on SirF. Maybe he's finally wising up to what an asshole Barry really is. OK, probably not.
It's called calling it like you see it...something everyone should do, but very few are capable of, because their party's cock is shoved so far up their asses and into their brains. This condition is particularly bad amongst crusty old GWB ball-lickers.
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Derron wrote:You mean ethics, not optics right ?/
Optics is a [stupid] political buzzword. You would know that if you lived in...DC!!
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Derron wrote:You mean ethics, not optics right ?/
Optics is a [stupid] political buzzword. You would know that if you lived in...DC!!

I'm sorry I'm so late in responding to this thread, but the cellular coverage up at Casa Del toddowen's Dome is absolutely SHIT!

Yeah, right...at least 4 bars my ass...

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Optics is a [stupid] political buzzword. You would know that if you lived in...DC!!
Says the man who regularly uses the word creepy in real life.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Derron wrote:You mean ethics, not optics right ?/
Optics is a [stupid] political buzzword. You would know that if you lived in...DC!!

I'm sorry I'm so late in responding to this thread, but the cellular coverage up at Casa Del toddowen's Dome is absolutely SHIT!

Yeah, right...at least 4 bars my ass...

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There's only one bar in Todd's dome but it's fully stocked at all times. As for cell coverage, you have to walk out onto the balcony, bro.

P.S. I left some leftover baked ziti in the fridge. Enjoy.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
P.S. I left some leftover baked ziti in the fridge. Enjoy.
awesome, but the writing on the crinkled foil is unreadable.

It's supposed to say 300ᐤ for 25 min. right?
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Obama was in Rochester yesterday. I was working, so no, I didn't see him, nor would I have tried unless asked. Oh, and Obama stopped at some Park Avenue place called Magnolia's instead of Nick Tahou's? Talk about lack of optics? Doesn't he understand that you're supposed to eat a Garbage Plate in Rochester? Instead he's eating tofu and drinking fair trade coffee with a bunch of unemployed artists.

BAD OPTICS
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:GWB ball-lickers.
Name one.
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mvscal wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:GWB ball-lickers.
Name one.
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You
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Did I forget anyone?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: P.S. I left some leftover baked ziti in the fridge. Enjoy.
P.S. the ziti was fan-FUCKING-tastic!

It was just like the ziti I had at The Olive Garden.




















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Screw_Michigan wrote:
mvscal wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:GWB ball-lickers.
Name one.
Wolftard
Sirfuckafist
You
Derron
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Did I forget anyone?
Wrong.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:P.S. the ziti was fan-FUCKING-tastic!

It was just like the ziti I had at The Olive Garden.
Now that's some bullshit right there.

Here's the deal. The way I see it, I'm basically in Todd's dome 24/7, agreed? Therefore I'm pretty much full owner of Casa Del Toddowen's Dome. So what does that make you? A squatter. You'll be thankful for anything you get, including slightly above average baked ziti. Just enjoy the view, the comfy Italian furniture, and clean up after yourself, asshole.
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No, but I am and I'm in his dome. Get it?
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mvscal wrote:Wrong.
Shit.

I'm convinced.
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BSmack wrote:Obama was in Rochester yesterday. I was working, so no, I didn't see him, nor would I have tried unless asked. Oh, and Obama stopped at some Park Avenue place called Magnolia's instead of Nick Tahou's? Talk about lack of optics? Doesn't he understand that you're supposed to eat a Garbage Plate in Rochester? Instead he's eating tofu and drinking fair trade coffee with a bunch of unemployed artists.

BAD OPTICS
He stopped in Rochester only for lunch. The bulk of the trip was spent in Buffalo and Syracuse. And IIRC, it was a grilled ham-and-cheese sandwich, not tofu (to his wife's chagrin, perhaps).

I was running from one court to the next all day, so I didn't see him, either. Spent most of the day praying I wouldn't get stuck on a closed section of the Thruway. I got lucky in that regard.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:He stopped in Rochester only for lunch. The bulk of the trip was spent in Buffalo and Syracuse. And IIRC, it was a grilled ham-and-cheese sandwich, not tofu (to his wife's chagrin, perhaps).

I was running from one court to the next all day, so I didn't see him, either. Spent most of the day praying I wouldn't get stuck on a closed section of the Thruway. I got lucky in that regard.
Grilled ham and cheese? Why not grab a bag of donuts and dicks? He coulda had a real man's lunch at Nicks and seen some real sights. Instead he goes to one of the most affluent neighborhoods in Rochester and hangs out with soccer moms?
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BSmack wrote:Why not grab a bag of donuts and dicks?
I'm sure he ate a bushel basket of chicken fried dicks later. Oh, btw, what office is your shitskinned hero running for now? Doesn't he have a job to do or something?
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mvscal wrote:Oh, btw, what office is your shitskinned hero running for now? Doesn't he have a job to do or something?
Yeah, because no President has ever visited another part of the country before, or anything like that. :meds:

Besides, it was actually a working trip. He gave a few speeches outlining his plan to make college education more affordable.

As for Screwy's original point, not a fan of inviting a team from 40-some years ago to the White House. But Obama is about the same age as me, and I'm at the point in life where I'm starting to see childhood icons drop like flies (many of them younger than Wolfie, fwiw). Maybe he wanted to do something before it was too late. At any rate, it beats listening to Rmoney prattle on about how many NFL owners he knows in a desperate, albeit unsuccessful, attempt to sound like a regular guy.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
mvscal wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:GWB ball-lickers.
Name one.
Wolftard
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You
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Did I forget anyone?
On this board? :lol:

It would probably be easier, and certainly quicker, to list the posters who aren't GWB ball-lickers.
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