A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 15, 2013 6:43 pm

White Cock wrote:
Toddowen wrote:
Drunk, passed out women. Why am I not surprised this excites you.

Probably does not really get Todd popping wood. No bondage, no current bruise marks, she still could wake up and resist.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed May 15, 2013 10:59 pm

PORTLAND, Ore. – Police arrested a man they said on several occasions masturbated while riding on TriMet buses and ejaculated on female victims.

On Monday, a female victim told transit officers she was riding the bus downtown when a man behind her ejaculated on the back of her head. Officers took statements from the victim and witnesses, plus were able to collect DNA evidence, according to Sgt. Pete Simpson.

The officers used witness accounts and surveillance videos to identify the suspect as Jared Weston Walter, Simpson said.

Investigators said Walter was involved in similar incidents during the previous three weeks in Portland and Clackamas County. In those first two cases, police said the victims were not sure what had happened and did not at first grasp the seriousness of the offense.

Police recognized Walter from a 2009 arrest. In that case, he was accused of cutting the hair of women riding the bus and putting superglue on their heads.

Court records show that Walter was only convicted of tampering with a witness in that case. He was sentenced to 13 months in prison and two years of post-prison supervision.

Simpson said Walter had just recently been paroled.

After taking the original report, transit officers worked with several other police agencies and TriMet to track down Walter. He was arrested later the same day while attempting to get on a bus downtown, Simpson said.

He faces new charges of sex abuse, interfering with public transportation, harassment, disorderly conduct and public indecency. Walter was taken to the Multnomah County Jail.

"A guy like this, performing this kind of act in public, probably isn't going to pay attention to a bus exclusion," said Simpson. "But we do want to gather as much information as we can on these cases. Hopefully we can put a stop to his behavior through a number of criminal charges."

Police think they may be additional victims who have not yet stepped forward. They’re releasing photos of Walter in case any additional victims recognize him.

If you were a victim or witnessed a similar incident, you’re asked to call Officer West Helfrich at (503) 545-3860 or email west.helfrich@portlandoregon.gov.

Walter’s past

Walter’s mother told KATU in 2010 that her son was a problem to raise and often under a doctor’s care for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

He is originally from Houston, and his criminal record or accusations span three states.

In Washington, he was convicted of putting superglue in a woman’s hair at a hardware store near Tacoma.

But it gets better... there's a pic:

Don't know whether to crack up, or just say "EWWWWWWWW!"

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu May 16, 2013 12:51 am

Dinsdale wrote:
PORTLAND, Ore. – Police arrested a man they said on several occasions masturbated while riding on TriMet buses and ejaculated on female victims.

On Monday, a female victim told transit officers she was riding the bus downtown when a man behind her ejaculated on the back of her head. Officers took statements from the victim and witnesses, plus were able to collect DNA evidence, according to Sgt. Pete Simpson.

He probably just thought he was in Tokyo. Jet lag, you know how it is. An honest mistake.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu May 16, 2013 1:36 am

Derron wrote:You just have to roll with Vin's work. I remember listening to him on my Dads transistor radio has he did yard work in So Cal before we migrated to the U & L. Vin has some real quirks, but I listen to him for the memories of being a little kid learning to love baseball. As long as the topic is the Dodgers and the game at hand, and not other things, Vin can handle it pretty well for a 84 year old dude.

hmm, guess I'll post this here.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Longtime Kansas City Royals broadcaster Fred White died Wednesday of complications from cancer. He was 76.

The Royals were informed of White's passing by his son, Joe. White died in hospice one day after the team announced his retirement after 40 years working for the organization.

White was the sports anchor for Topeka's WIBW-TV and broadcast Kansas State athletics before joining the Royals in 1973. He worked with Denny Matthews as their primary broadcaster through the 2008 season, when the team was well into its lengthy decline.

Over those 25 years, though, White helped call six division championships, an American League pennant in 1980 and the Royals' only World Series championship in 1985.

sad day for Royals fans across 9 states who grew up listening to this guy on the radio.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:31 am

We still got Denny and with all due respect to Fred, he was and still is the glue.

Toddowen · Post by **Toddowen** » Thu May 16, 2013 4:14 am

I sympathize that the guy doesn't warrant his own thread.

Many thanks {like around two at present} for keeping this place all tidy and things in perspective.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:25 pm

KC Scott wrote:yea, but at least we have Rex Hudler to fall back on

"pilot to bombadier - open those bomb bay doors"

Yeah..broadcasting is one of his strong points.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:38 pm

Bear Junkies in Russia

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rrels.html

The bears who like to get high: Russian animals are so addicted to aviation fuel they sniff it until they pass out

These brown bears are keen to play with discarded barrels - because they have developed a nose for aviation fuel.
The creatures sniff kerosene and gasoline from containers left in the Kronotsky Nature Reserve in the far east of Russia.
They take deep breaths for minutes at a time before digging a shallow hole and lying in a 'nirvana' position.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu May 16, 2013 5:07 pm

I'll bet after he got high he entered a bicycle race and ate a monkey. Bears know how to have a good time.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri May 31, 2013 2:18 pm

Absolutely repulsive and totally unnatural behavior! Ack! I need to go take a shower.

-schmick

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri May 31, 2013 4:45 pm

Witnessed something similar on a trip to Columbia a buncha years back. Thought the passenger in the Accord in front of me had dropped a cassette or a cigarette or something - but when her head didn't come up after a couple of miles, I thought maybe something might just be up.

It was.

The driver had her left knee propped against the window to give her pal easy access, and was driving down the road with her eyes half-shut. Natch, I was bird-dogging the activity from the passing lane - and this went on for miles. Couldn't really see much other than a big head-o-hair happily dining between the driver's legs, and the driver's enraptured smile. But when they finally looked over, I gave the girls a warm golf clap as we both exited Stadium Drive.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri May 31, 2013 5:10 pm

box lunch.

nice.

carpet definitely not matching the drapes.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:30 pm

KC Scott wrote:according to Michael Douglas Eating Wifes Pussy Caused Cancer

Obligatory Catherine Zeta Jones Pic:

Looks like Douglas needs to start taking some of his wife's pills.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:45 am

So, eating CZJ's clam means you die of throat cancer?

Fuggit. Sign me up anyway. Gotta die of something.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:13 pm

Brawl breaks out at an amputee soccer match... for charity

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:11 pm

smackaholic wrote:So, eating CZJ's clam means you die of throat cancer?

Fuggit. Sign me up anyway. Gotta die of something.

At least he didn't contract her bi-polar.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:23 pm

Jim Kelly must be getting the evil eye from his wife these days...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:04 am

Jesus in a dog butt

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:25 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Brawl breaks out at an amputee soccer match... for charity

Nice that those dudes jump in as proxy brawlers so they actually get this settled before last call.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:00 pm

God: Well, Mike, I've got some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that you get to chow womb on CZJ.

MD: WOOOHOOOO!!!!! But what's the bad news?

God: You'll find out later.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:54 pm

KC Scott wrote:Walk on the wing of a plane, what could possibly go wrong?

At least they didn't cancel the Sunday show. Great news all around.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:06 am

I see mv already weighed in on YouTube:

She deserved to be tased and beaten in the head until she complied.She acted like an animal and should be treated like one.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:31 am

Those who participate in Vertical Video Syndrome deserve to be shot on site.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:28 pm

Figgered Chip woulda been in by now for a victory lap.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:39 pm

Jsc810 wrote: But the war continues

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:13 am

Police give way to Napoli fans

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:31 pm

Looks like typical footy hoopla to me.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:50 pm

This had to leave a mark.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/2 ... lp00000009

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:11 am

When twerking goes wrong...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:34 pm

Stop, drop and roll, bitch. Jesus.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:43 pm

Darwin kicked off the 2013 NFL season in fine fashion.

Fan falls, dies at Candlestick during 49ers-Packers game

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nf ... s/2783951/

A football fan fell from an elevated pedestrian walkway and died at San Francisco's
Candlestick Park during the 49ers-Green Bay Packers game. San Francisco police
spokesman Gordon Shyy (SHY) says multiple people witnessed the man's fall onto
a sidewalk from the Jamestown walkway, which goes around Candlestick. According
to police, witnesses say the man appeared intoxicated when he fell just after
kickoff at about 1:30 p.m. Sunday in the 49ers' 34-28 win over the Packers.

He died doing what he loved.

Getting shitfaced at a sporting event.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:10 pm

poptart wrote:He died doing what he loved.

Getting shitfaced at a sporting event.

I'd say that's the appeal of the NFL for two thirds of males between 18 and 45 who attend games, it's one of the few venues where society not only openly tolerates and accepts, but encourages, binge drinking and violent behavior.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:18 pm

In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven
times you're capable of taking the life of a fellow human being.

- George Carlin

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:45 pm

Or not. Are you this stupid IRL, too?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:16 am

If i had to live in a city by a bay I'd do some serious binge drinking myself.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:39 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:When twerking goes wrong...

http://www.channel3000.com/technology/T ... index.html

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:31 am

Watch NYC Bikers Attack A Range Rover After Driver Runs Over Riders

http://jalopnik.com/watch-nyc-bikers-at ... ign=monday

"I can't stand bikers. 90% of them are fucking scum, the remaining 10% are fat middle aged losers."

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:47 am

Props to the cops for not charging the Range Rover driver.

Props also to the guy on the dirt bike for filming it. Thankfully, he was to dumb to realize he would help the cops find those responsible.

too bad more of those asshats didn't end up with broken legs.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:49 pm

Submarine surfaces in downtown Milan

Some Italian Navy heads are going to roll for this one.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:43 pm

Shouldn't they be celebrated? Seeing as how Milan isn't coastal.