a Memorial Day present for Derron
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a Memorial Day present for Derron
Have you ever fired up the grill and thought to yourself...''Hmmm, grilling is pretty manly. But what can I do to make this experience MORE manly?"
Well, question no more, my friend, as I have found the answer!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/11cd/
That's right, it's a tactical BBQ apron! It's got an ammo pouch for all your favorite condiments, and plenty of spatula holsters. Perfect for feeling a little extra masculine while flipping those 'burgs and wieners.
Don't say I never did anything for you, buddy...
Well, question no more, my friend, as I have found the answer!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/11cd/
That's right, it's a tactical BBQ apron! It's got an ammo pouch for all your favorite condiments, and plenty of spatula holsters. Perfect for feeling a little extra masculine while flipping those 'burgs and wieners.
Don't say I never did anything for you, buddy...
Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/11cd/
Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
I had a grill exactly like that one about 30 years ago. It was good for about two seasons before the bottom burned out of it.Truman wrote:Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/11cd/
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Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
Yeah, whatever fancypants. One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak, just a flame and a flat surface will do. Although anyone with the tactical BBQ apron would indeed likely be grilling on something that looks like a Suburban with a lid...Truman wrote:Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...
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Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
go easy on KCtard for running grill smack. its all they have.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah, whatever fancypants. One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak, just a flame and a flat surface will do. Although anyone with the tactical BBQ apron would indeed likely be grilling on something that looks like a Suburban with a lid...Truman wrote:Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
Well, there's that. We also don't post pics of Habitat for Humanity rescue pleas for help with our back yards, or re-up our service for no better reason than to escape the shrill, banshee-like ministratons of a failed marriage. Here's hoping an explosive-laden, Iranian speedboat squares the curve of future online civics tests.smackaholic wrote:
go easy on KCtard for running grill smack. its all they have.
Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
Where's goobs when we really need him?Truman wrote:You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
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Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
Yeah, it takes a true southern grill master to toss a slab of beef over a flame, grill to medium rare, and season with a little s&p.Truman wrote:You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
Well, you're close, Blue...
Which is why you would leave such tasks up to "southern" grillmasters like me. Nice to see you coming around, though...
Which is why you would leave such tasks up to "southern" grillmasters like me. Nice to see you coming around, though...
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Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
or Scott.Truman wrote: Which is why you would leave such tasks up to "southern" grillmasters like me.
Me? I get my BBQ mostly from Smokehouse because I could fuck up a bratwurst.
Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
You really don't have to be a BBQ snob to know that anyone who would use one of those pieces of shit should kill themselves or at the very least not be allowed to be a scoutmaster.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah, whatever fancypants. One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak, just a flame and a flat surface will do. Although anyone with the tactical BBQ apron would indeed likely be grilling on something that looks like a Suburban with a lid...Truman wrote:Does that vest come pre-wired with blasting caps and a couple of pounds of C-4? Anyone caught grilling on a pile-of-shit like that should die a martyr...
Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
Yeah, the poor bastards. Never had a proper New York strip...Truman wrote:You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
That's what's on the menu today.mvscal wrote:New York strip...
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Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
yep, and the meat closest to the bone is the most tender and tasty. Can't beat a good T-bone unless maybe with a rib-eye.KC Scott wrote:I'd rather have a t-bone
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Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
I tend to agree but I wasn't tasked with purchasing and preparing them, only eating them. I was able to suck it up and do my job.
Re: a Memorial Day present for Derron
What the hell is this New York strip you speak of?!mvscal wrote:Yeah, the poor bastards. Never had a proper New York strip...Truman wrote:You're from Up North. You've never eaten a proper steak.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: One does not need a $1500 over-sized hunk of shiny metal to cook a proper steak
We eat Kansas City strips in these parts...
Properly prepared, not only will you be unable to resist commenting on how good they are...
They'll tell you what they think of you, too.