Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...

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Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

That's right. I'm dying.

I have Lou Gehrig's Disease or Lyme Disease...we're not quite sure yet. My doctor tells me I only have a few weeks left. I would like to share my last moments with my good friends at T1B.
Please...don't make a mockery of this...I want my final hours to be dignified and peaceful.

I will post comments on a few select members here...some observations...some critiques...right know I'm struggling to find the strength.

This is not bullshit. I'm serious. Come on guys...this isn't the playful, joking Martyred...this is Martin...and I'm being straight with you...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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trev ~ Go on without me...live your life...you must live, even though I cannot (but NOT with mv...NOT WITH MVSCAL... :x )
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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toddowen ~ you are a fukken moron....get bent
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Sudden Sam ~ We formed a bond in the end...I'll never forget your fantastic HAPET's (Hot Ass PET's)...Why have always been buds, even though sometimes I had difficulty showing it. Be well, bro.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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I;m sorry for spelling mistakes...my light is fading...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Mgo ~ to you, I pass on the mantle of T1B's "King Of Comedy" You are the backbone of all that is lulz here... Keep 'em laughing, bro...~cough~...keep 'em laughing..
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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KC Scott ~ you know my final wish, Scottie...



extend the olive branch...let this family heal

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Why don’t you just STFU.
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LTS TRN 2 ~ you were right about everything...the bombs planted on the George Washington Bridge...the thermite...the dancing Israelis...Paul Wolfowitz's fake war on Iraq...everything...

Listen to Nick, guys...Just listen to him...the truth is out there...stop mewling..
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Mikey ~ :|
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missjo ~ you are a fat bitch...aren't there any salads in Australia? Keeee-rist....
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:missjo ~ you are a fat bitch...aren't there any salads in Australia? Keeee-rist....
Of course...served with a healthy dose of Manmilk Vinaigrette.
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Don't worry, B-juice, you'll be properly recalled...as will the Lyme tick that did the dirty deed. Go...towards the light....

There once was a troll called Marty
Whose posts and pics were quite arty,
All day he would play
In his shack near L.A.,
In his mind as though hosting a party
Before God was, I am
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Thanks Nick. You're a good guy. Never forget me.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Since nobody has posted any YouTube tributes...I will post one for myself...


This jam goes out to a very special lady...
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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A special Lady, you say?



Wags was going to post this but he doesn't fuck around much when he's at work.

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Carson ~ show everyone the quality of your compassion. Be good to Scott when I'm gone.

:cry:
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Goddamn you mvscal...must you taunt me 'till the very moment they lower my pine box into the cold, cold ground?
:x

I was saving a good one for you, but instead I will leave it as a riddle to haunt you for the rest of your natural life...

Name 3 three that you can use to marinate a porterhouse with?
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Wolfman ~ Can you kick me a "Friends And Family" deal on that creepy mausoleum outfit you're hooked up with?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Just die already.
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Quadrangle & Parmelius ~ I'll see you soon, little shorties. How's the eagle soaring? Catch you on the flip-flop, young princes.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Bucmonkey wrote:Just die already.

I know...I know...

You can't bare to see me suffer...Know that you will soon have a guardian angel watching over you (unless you're wanking...ewwww....) and his name will be "Marty"...

:cry: :cry: :cry:
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It seems I put the apostrophe before the "ol" in the thread title...and not after it...

My medical marijuana kicked in...thank goodness for the best health care in the free world.
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Martyred wrote:That's right. I'm dying.
This should prove to all the non believers that there is a God, and that he has answered many of our prayers at this point.
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Martyred wrote:Quadrangle & Parmelius
Always rackable.
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What about me, CCCP comrade?
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Derron wrote:
Martyred wrote:That's right. I'm dying.
This should prove to all the non believers that there is a God, and that he has answered many of our prayers at this point.

Derron ~ I was going to say nice things about you...
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:What about me, CCCP comrade?

Saving the best for last, bro-hamsky.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Roach wrote: I will wait until you croak before posting them.

Check your PM box for a link...it'll be an .EXE file, but trust me, just install it even if it asks you to temporarily turn off your firewall.

Well worth it, chum.

P.S. ~ You have always been one of my favourites. Reading your posts always brightened my day. Tell your children and grandchildren my tale...speak well of me.
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Martyred wrote:Since nobody has posted any YouTube tributes...
just for you, comrade.


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:cry:

Thanks...~choke~...old pal...

:cry:

I'll never forget our pseudo friendship.
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This is devastating news, good buddy. May you rest in peace and fly with the angels.

How about once more, for old times sake...


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p.s. what kind of record player you got?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: How about once more, for old times sake...
Right back at ya', old buddy...

You're one of...
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:p.s. what kind of record player you got?

Mace was selling this on craigslist...

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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Cool, man. I live in hipstertown. I can probably move that thing for a couple hundy. I'll paypal you the shipping costs, okay? But can we do this quickly...like, you know, before you die?
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88 ~ Well I hope you can sleep a little better knowing there's one less communist in the world trying to jack your gear. I'm going to a better place*.


* ...I mean...other than Nova Scotia...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Cool, man. I live in hipstertown. I can probably move that thing for a couple hundy. I'll paypal you the shipping costs, okay? But can we do this quickly...like, you know, before you die?

I respect you and trust you implicitly.
I will even send you $15 to help cover any additional shipping charges at your end. I mean...if you can't trust one of your buds at T1B with a measly $15, what kind of world are we living in?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Diego ~ Regardless of any past misunderstandings we may have had, I will cherish our camaraderie.

I don't want you to shed any tears for me...but if you can't find you're able to hold off the waterworks...I'm sending you this tissue box all the same...



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It's a tissue box, Diego...a TISSUE BOX.
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Martyred wrote:I will even send you $15 to help cover any additional shipping charges at your end.
Thanks, man. I always knew you were a stand up guy. Plus you're dying so what's an extra 15 bucks from your savings account, right?

btw...can you slap down a couple extra looneys for some bubble wrap? I trust you'll get it here safely, I just like popping the bubbles. Thanks, bro.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always knew you were a stand up guy.

Not for much longer... :cry: ...not much longer indeed, BroHampton Inn...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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