Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
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Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
That's right. I'm dying.
I have Lou Gehrig's Disease or Lyme Disease...we're not quite sure yet. My doctor tells me I only have a few weeks left. I would like to share my last moments with my good friends at T1B.
Please...don't make a mockery of this...I want my final hours to be dignified and peaceful.
I will post comments on a few select members here...some observations...some critiques...right know I'm struggling to find the strength.
This is not bullshit. I'm serious. Come on guys...this isn't the playful, joking Martyred...this is Martin...and I'm being straight with you...
I have Lou Gehrig's Disease or Lyme Disease...we're not quite sure yet. My doctor tells me I only have a few weeks left. I would like to share my last moments with my good friends at T1B.
Please...don't make a mockery of this...I want my final hours to be dignified and peaceful.
I will post comments on a few select members here...some observations...some critiques...right know I'm struggling to find the strength.
This is not bullshit. I'm serious. Come on guys...this isn't the playful, joking Martyred...this is Martin...and I'm being straight with you...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
trev ~ Go on without me...live your life...you must live, even though I cannot (but NOT with mv...NOT WITH MVSCAL... :x )
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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toddowen ~ you are a fukken moron....get bent
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Sudden Sam ~ We formed a bond in the end...I'll never forget your fantastic HAPET's (Hot Ass PET's)...Why have always been buds, even though sometimes I had difficulty showing it. Be well, bro.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
I;m sorry for spelling mistakes...my light is fading...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Mgo ~ to you, I pass on the mantle of T1B's "King Of Comedy" You are the backbone of all that is lulz here... Keep 'em laughing, bro...~cough~...keep 'em laughing..
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
KC Scott ~ you know my final wish, Scottie...
extend the olive branch...let this family heal
Be the bigger man, Scott...
extend the olive branch...let this family heal
Be the bigger man, Scott...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
LTS TRN 2 ~ you were right about everything...the bombs planted on the George Washington Bridge...the thermite...the dancing Israelis...Paul Wolfowitz's fake war on Iraq...everything...
Listen to Nick, guys...Just listen to him...the truth is out there...stop mewling..
Listen to Nick, guys...Just listen to him...the truth is out there...stop mewling..
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Mikey ~ :|
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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missjo ~ you are a fat bitch...aren't there any salads in Australia? Keeee-rist....
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
Of course...served with a healthy dose of Manmilk Vinaigrette.Martyred wrote:missjo ~ you are a fat bitch...aren't there any salads in Australia? Keeee-rist....
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
Don't worry, B-juice, you'll be properly recalled...as will the Lyme tick that did the dirty deed. Go...towards the light....
There once was a troll called Marty
Whose posts and pics were quite arty,
All day he would play
In his shack near L.A.,
In his mind as though hosting a party
There once was a troll called Marty
Whose posts and pics were quite arty,
All day he would play
In his shack near L.A.,
In his mind as though hosting a party
Before God was, I am
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Thanks Nick. You're a good guy. Never forget me.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
Since nobody has posted any YouTube tributes...I will post one for myself...
This jam goes out to a very special lady...
This jam goes out to a very special lady...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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A special Lady, you say?
Wags was going to post this but he doesn't fuck around much when he's at work.
Wags was going to post this but he doesn't fuck around much when he's at work.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Carson ~ show everyone the quality of your compassion. Be good to Scott when I'm gone.
:cry:
:cry:
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
Goddamn you mvscal...must you taunt me 'till the very moment they lower my pine box into the cold, cold ground?
:x
I was saving a good one for you, but instead I will leave it as a riddle to haunt you for the rest of your natural life...
Name 3 three that you can use to marinate a porterhouse with?
:x
I was saving a good one for you, but instead I will leave it as a riddle to haunt you for the rest of your natural life...
Name 3 three that you can use to marinate a porterhouse with?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Wolfman ~ Can you kick me a "Friends And Family" deal on that creepy mausoleum outfit you're hooked up with?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Quadrangle & Parmelius ~ I'll see you soon, little shorties. How's the eagle soaring? Catch you on the flip-flop, young princes.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Bucmonkey wrote:Just die already.
I know...I know...
You can't bare to see me suffer...Know that you will soon have a guardian angel watching over you (unless you're wanking...ewwww....) and his name will be "Marty"...
:cry: :cry: :cry:
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
It seems I put the apostrophe before the "ol" in the thread title...and not after it...
My medical marijuana kicked in...thank goodness for the best health care in the free world.
My medical marijuana kicked in...thank goodness for the best health care in the free world.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
This should prove to all the non believers that there is a God, and that he has answered many of our prayers at this point.Martyred wrote:That's right. I'm dying.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
Always rackable.Martyred wrote:Quadrangle & Parmelius
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Derron wrote:This should prove to all the non believers that there is a God, and that he has answered many of our prayers at this point.Martyred wrote:That's right. I'm dying.
Derron ~ I was going to say nice things about you...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:What about me, CCCP comrade?
Saving the best for last, bro-hamsky.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Roach wrote: I will wait until you croak before posting them.
Check your PM box for a link...it'll be an .EXE file, but trust me, just install it even if it asks you to temporarily turn off your firewall.
Well worth it, chum.
P.S. ~ You have always been one of my favourites. Reading your posts always brightened my day. Tell your children and grandchildren my tale...speak well of me.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
just for you, comrade.Martyred wrote:Since nobody has posted any YouTube tributes...
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:cry:
Thanks...~choke~...old pal...
:cry:
I'll never forget our pseudo friendship.
Thanks...~choke~...old pal...
:cry:
I'll never forget our pseudo friendship.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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This is devastating news, good buddy. May you rest in peace and fly with the angels.
How about once more, for old times sake...
How about once more, for old times sake...
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p.s. what kind of record player you got?
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Right back at ya', old buddy...MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: How about once more, for old times sake...
You're one of...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:p.s. what kind of record player you got?
Mace was selling this on craigslist...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: Well, you won't have 'ol Marty to kick around anymore...
Cool, man. I live in hipstertown. I can probably move that thing for a couple hundy. I'll paypal you the shipping costs, okay? But can we do this quickly...like, you know, before you die?
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88 ~ Well I hope you can sleep a little better knowing there's one less communist in the world trying to jack your gear. I'm going to a better place*.
* ...I mean...other than Nova Scotia...
* ...I mean...other than Nova Scotia...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Cool, man. I live in hipstertown. I can probably move that thing for a couple hundy. I'll paypal you the shipping costs, okay? But can we do this quickly...like, you know, before you die?
I respect you and trust you implicitly.
I will even send you $15 to help cover any additional shipping charges at your end. I mean...if you can't trust one of your buds at T1B with a measly $15, what kind of world are we living in?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Diego ~ Regardless of any past misunderstandings we may have had, I will cherish our camaraderie.
I don't want you to shed any tears for me...but if you can't find you're able to hold off the waterworks...I'm sending you this tissue box all the same...
It's a tissue box, Diego...a TISSUE BOX.
I don't want you to shed any tears for me...but if you can't find you're able to hold off the waterworks...I'm sending you this tissue box all the same...
It's a tissue box, Diego...a TISSUE BOX.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Thanks, man. I always knew you were a stand up guy. Plus you're dying so what's an extra 15 bucks from your savings account, right?Martyred wrote:I will even send you $15 to help cover any additional shipping charges at your end.
btw...can you slap down a couple extra looneys for some bubble wrap? I trust you'll get it here safely, I just like popping the bubbles. Thanks, bro.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always knew you were a stand up guy.
Not for much longer... :cry: ...not much longer indeed, BroHampton Inn...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.