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I know that there exists another thread on this topic, but my wife and just saw a local news piece about our boy Jess (apparently he will be in studio tomorrow or Sunday with them) and his GoDaddy work.

I think we should go ahead and change the nic to JTV from here on out. Rookie my ass.

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jeeeebus christ, ya can't get away from his mug. right there on the yahoo home page. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.yahoo.com/

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smackaholic wrote:jeeeebus christ, ya can't get away from his mug.
It's pretty easy to avoid watching TV and shit movies for mental defectives.
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How on earth do they get "smart" out of that? I mean, he's not even Asian.
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:jtr: :jtr: :jtr:

:grin: god bless Jess . Wow .
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I've got the Purdue/Northwestern game on right now. Someone in the Northwestern student section is waving a giant JTR head. :lol:
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Humiliation on a smack board level = No paycheck

Humiliation on an international level = Minimum wage

Sounds about right.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I've got the Purdue/Northwestern game on right now. Someone in the Northwestern student section is waving a giant JTR head. :lol:
^^^^^now he's big time!

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45 takes.... :applause:
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Jess should have shown a little improv skillz and maybe grabbed some titty.
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RACK JTR!!!
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Me thinks a certain pasty fat guy with bad hair is going to earn himself some ironic fame for this...
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Rack the hell out of the 45 takes... most of the cretins in this flophouse would have been dry-humping her leg after take 10. :lol:

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I suppose it's nice to see him making the best out of his brief career as a punchline. I'm sure he'll treasure the memories for the rest of his life as a school janitor.
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Doesn't sound like Jess will be pushing a broom at any school anytime soon. Props to Jess.
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No, Chip...RACKing Jess doesn't make you any more interesting.

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mvscal wrote: I'm sure he'll treasure the memories for the rest of his life as a school janitor.
According to this website - Jess net worth is now estimated at $500K
Yeah....sure it is.
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xi2qip ... RB68_Jp6Oc

He knows what he is. And he is fine with it. And he probably made high 6 figures for that commercial.

So RACK Jesse!!!!

Being on Leno kinda raises him from a joke to a great performer. Rack it!
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Didn't he post somewhere that he only made $10K for the Ragu commercial (Dating Game take-off)? Something tells me a non-speaking gig does not pay all that much, and if he does not get residuals I still picture him living at home. Then again he may have a day job that pays the bills. Be that as it may, rack him for all the face time.
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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Being on Leno kinda raises him from a joke to a great performer.
:lol:

Even for Rog, man, that's just...wow.
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Perspective: Jessie deserves all the accolades, but he's just good at being fat and ugly. He's like the anti-model.
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For all of the haters and detractors, just keep one thing in very clear perspective. Jess got to do something that NONE of you will ever do, and that is make out with a supermodel in a Super Bowl ad seen by millions upon millions of people. AND he got paid for it. Plus residuals.

So step back, rack the hell out him and give the pasty, fat boy his due.

Plus, I hear tha the Dalai Lama, himself,Twelfth son of the Lama, dropped by to see Jess while wearing flowing robes. His grace, bald... striking. So Jess is about to lock lips with Bar Refaeli, and do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga." So he is going to finish the 45th take and the Lama walks away. And Jess says, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

So that's what Jess has got goin' for him, which is nice.

And probably herpes.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:For all of the haters and detractors, just keep one thing in very clear perspective. Jess got to do something that NONE of you will ever do, and that is make out with a supermodel in a Super Bowl ad seen by millions upon millions of people. AND he got paid for it. Plus residuals.
And he also got mentioned, not by name, on the Daily Show.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-f ... d_facebook
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By my count you've got aout 16 more Jess, and then your fat ass is mine

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He keeps going, and going and going....

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/8-stars-w ... 03541.html


No way Jess doesn't make out off this. Even if it's short-term
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:So that's what Jess has got goin' for him, which is nice.

And probably herpes.
Y'know, getting herpes prolly ain't so bad, if you got it from bar ravioli or whatever the fukk her name is.
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Loganfan wrote:He keeps going, and going and going....

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/8-stars-w ... 03541.html


No way Jess doesn't make out off this. Even if it's short-term


It took a lot to nab the commercial — which Refaeli and Heiman had to shoot 65 times — that aired in front of 108 million people.

"They had me audition with a bunch of people, and in the first audition they had us kissing a blow up doll," Heiman told BI. "And the doll had a name: Lindsay Lohan." (Luckily it was sanitized in between each auditioner.)

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Bucmonkey wrote:"They had me audition with a bunch of people, and in the first audition they had us kissing a blow up doll,":
No wonder he aced the audition.
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Jess the Pimp on Leno again last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFWw8I4K ... e=youtu.be
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Rack JTR, he's cashing in

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kcdave wrote:Jess the Pimp on Leno again last night:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFWw8I4K ... e=youtu.be
I'm not among Leno's dozens of viewers....but that was funny...way to maximize you 15 mins JTR!
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Your man love for Jess is getting a little disturbing. Just admit that you want to motorboat his freckled, milky white chesticles and be done with it.
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KC Scott wrote: He's also on his way to becoming the next David Hasseloff... because Germans are just fucking weird

My German is a little rusty (softball), but I understood about half of that.

Dunno which was worse for Jess...the anchorwoman calling him "a fat 32 y/o with man boobs" or the casting director saying, "Most people have to try to have an odd or different look. For him it's natural." :lol:
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Krauts have to be watching that video thinking that maybe der fuhrer was right about the jews.
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thanks for keeping this around its so cool coming back and seeing it :jtr: :jtr: :jtr: :jtr: :jtr: :jtr: :jtr: :jtr: :jtr: :jtr: :jtr: :jtr:
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