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You bastard.

I'll never be able to jerk off to either one of them, now. :evil:
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Jesus...I'd forgotten what throw-up tastes like
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:shock:

Rack jtr for living that dream.

How many "takes" before you got it right?
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How many time did you jack off after shooting that commercial?
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jiminphilly wrote::shock:

Rack jtr for living that dream.

How many "takes" before you got it right?
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smackaholic wrote:How many time did you jack off after shooting that commercial?
I think I'd have a permaboner.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:How many time did you jack off after shooting that commercial?
I think I'd have a permaboner.
Yeah, never having sex will do that.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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smackaholic wrote: Yeah, never having sex will do that.
Gimme a break, Grandpa. Like you had ever come within 10 feet of sticking your penis in anything half as attractive as Rafaeli.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Yeah, never having sex will do that.
Gimme a break, Grandpa. Like you had ever come within 10 feet of sticking your penis in anything half as attractive as Rafaeli.
Who said anything about that particular bimbo. I am talking about sticking my dick in a living breathing female. Something I have actually done today. And mrs smack, even in her aged condition is certainly better than half as attractive as that skank and most certainly much more attractive than your girlfriend, rosie palm.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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smackaholic wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Yeah, never having sex will do that.
Gimme a break, Grandpa. Like you had ever come within 10 feet of sticking your penis in anything half as attractive as Rafaeli.
Who said anything about that particular bimbo. I am talking about sticking my dick in a living breathing female. Something I have actually done today. And mrs smack, even in her aged condition is certainly better than half as attractive as that skank and most certainly much more attractive than your girlfriend, rosie palm.
Awesome. Stepping up the smack content in this shithole with cockaholic and Screwed by Fag in Michigan and the I got pussy and you jerked off smack. :lol: :lol:
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smackaholic wrote: your girlfriend, rosie palm.
Stay down Screw
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Derron wrote:Awesome. Stepping up the smack content in this shithole with cockaholic and Screwed by Fag in Michigan and the I got pussy and you jerked off smack. :lol: :lol:
And not long after railing the OL I got up, had my morning coffee and took a dump, giving me :bode: over yet another T1B member.
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smackaholic wrote:And not long after railing the OL I got up.
:?

Next time, try getting up before you have sex.
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All I can say is...BODE Jess.
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Atta boy Jess. :jtr:

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