Jesus had a wife!

[jiminphilly]

He probably sucked cock too so that should make you fairly happy.

[mvscal]

He was a rabbi, wasn't he?

[smackaholic]

Nope, no fukkin' way he had a wife. It's already been debated by religious scholars.

[Mikey]

Are you sure it's the same Jesus? There's a whole bunch of them around here.

[smackaholic]

I don't consider myself an atheist, Spray. I've written about a near death experience that I had, and it left me quite convinced there is something beyond our worldly existence. I do not claim to know exactly what it is, however.

they call that adrenalin.

[R-Jack]

100% bullshit.

If Jesus was actually married, he'd be the wife.

[atomicdad]

I find that pretty offensive. I think I will go out and burn down my neighborhood.

[Biggie]

If any one can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

[Biggie]

Other way around, I'm afraid.

[Truman]

Rack all Big Sam resets...

[The Seer]

Rack all Big Sam resets...

+1

[Wolfman]

And I'm the King of England. <-------- normal font for narrow minds to read

[PSUFAN]

Why wouldn't he have a wife, Wolfie?

[Mikey]

Why wouldn't he have a wife, Wolfie?

The King of England?

He's dead, and has about the same mental capacity as wolfman.

[PSUFAN]

Shhhhh...hunting weltwagon here

[mvscal]

Why wouldn't he have a wife, Wolfie?

True. Lots of fags have wives even today. It was probably even more important to have a beard if you lived in a culture which would pelt you with rocks unto death for parking your cock in a man's ass or spearing his scrofulous pie hole.

[R-Jack]

Only a motherfucker Jesus would wed Mary Magdalene.

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

She said researchers had identified the words "Jesus said to them, 'my wife'", which might refer to Mary Magdalene.

He was doing a stand up act, quoting Henny Youngman. "Take my wife, please!"

[Terry in Crapchester]

So then there's Chip - the new turned Democrat proving that he's a good Democrat by preaching his atheism.

Yay.

I'm not sure how linking an article that says Jesus had a wife makes one an atheist. It's a basic tenet of Christianity that Jesus was both fully human and fully divine, no? Fully human would entail carnal desires.

Not to mention that there are plenty of religions out there which don't accept the divinity of Jesus.

Further, Chip put a ? in the title and sorta went JSC42 in the initial post. At most he rejected a literal reading of the Bible, which hardly makes one an atheist. Or are you one of those people who insists that anyone who believes the Earth is more than 6,000 years old, that the great flood didn't occur, that dinosaur bones were not planted by Satan to test our faith, and that Methuselah didn't live to be 969 years old (although I have to admit, Wolfman is closing in on that number) is an atheist?

[Van]

Jesus was both fully human and fully divine, no? Fully human would entail carnal desires.

That's why God made the apostles.

-mvscal

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

So then there's Chip - the new turned Democrat proving that he's a good Democrat by preaching his atheism.

Yay.

I'm not sure how linking an article that says Jesus had a wife makes one an atheist. It's a basic tenet of Christianity that Jesus was both fully human and fully divine, no? Fully human would entail carnal desires.

Not to mention that there are plenty of religions out there which don't accept the divinity of Jesus.

Further, Chip put a ? in the title and sorta went JSC42 in the initial post. At most he rejected a literal reading of the Bible, which hardly makes one an atheist. Or are you one of those people who insists that anyone who believes the Earth is more than 6,000 years old, that the great flood didn't occur, that dinosaur bones were not planted by Satan to test our faith, and that Methuselah didn't live to be 969 years old (although I have to admit, Wolfman is closing in on that number) is an atheist?

Are you really expecting any intelligent responses from a guy whose depth is limited to farts and guitar solos?

Know your audience, dude.

[War Wagon]

I find that pretty offensive. I think I will go out and burn down my neighborhood.

how in the hell has this not been racked yet?

[Terry in Crapchester]

So then there's Chip - the new turned Democrat proving that he's a good Democrat by preaching his atheism.

Yay.

I'm not sure how linking an article that says Jesus had a wife makes one an atheist. It's a basic tenet of Christianity that Jesus was both fully human and fully divine, no? Fully human would entail carnal desires.

Not to mention that there are plenty of religions out there which don't accept the divinity of Jesus.

Further, Chip put a ? in the title and sorta went JSC42 in the initial post. At most he rejected a literal reading of the Bible, which hardly makes one an atheist. Or are you one of those people who insists that anyone who believes the Earth is more than 6,000 years old, that the great flood didn't occur, that dinosaur bones were not planted by Satan to test our faith, and that Methuselah didn't live to be 969 years old (although I have to admit, Wolfman is closing in on that number) is an atheist?

Are you really expecting any intelligent responses from a guy whose depth is limited to farts and guitar solos?

Know your audience, dude.

My biggest problem here is that I too often (and once would be too often, but we're talking much more than that, of course) expect an intelligent response, whereas most of this group would rather fling poop instead.