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At this point, Madruskie is like a special needs child who says something funny, yet is unable to realize if people are laughing at or with him and now says that same punchline every time he sees you. It starts out mildly annoying but progresses to a desire to kick the water out of the little retard's head.

The only difference is that the little mongloid made you chuckle at first.
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This shit is really happening, isn't it?
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Hey, the thread starter counts for half a woman.
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The best part is that with each and every post, AP and his ilkmate Tardrussian, think they're actually getting over...

which is pretty much the real comedy here.

People with a complete and utter lack of self-awareness are generally funny.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hey, the thread starter counts for half a woman.
Bl0w, no matter what you can respond with, your opinions mean nothing and never have. I've noticed you have been responding to me a lot lately. Ankles were meant to be bitten for some reason, eh?

Did I actually start this thread or did a m0d or admin do it to split it from another thread? If you say I've started this thread then it is confirmed you are a liar. This is a 2 for 1 deal to respond because you've questioned me why I'm suspicious of a few power hungry braggers flaunting about themselves non-stop. I couldn't care less why a bunch of middle-aged pasty white boys on this shit board think is validand funnay. You braggers are impressed with your meaningless lives.

I remember that PET from blimp altitude at some MLB game and there were pics of burned-out looking brick buildings and you couldn't even decipher what teams were playing from that high of an altitude. That's "living the dream" eh?

Lastly, why would I start a thread titled "AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out?" Go to your reach-around forum and ask the person that did it himself. Take your time and then off yourself when you find out I'm correct.
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AP, you gift us with a disaster of epic proportions every time you post, so keep it up, big guy. OK?
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:AP, you gift us... etc.
Yes, the pasty whites are all collecting together into a huddle.
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Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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The "middle-aged pasty whites"? And just what exactly do you think you are? Jesus, dude, I know it usually leads to bad, bad things, but take a look in the mirror. You're nothing but a bloated pot sticker.
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Hey! Hi Van! How are you?
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

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Van wrote:The "middle-aged pasty whites"? And just what exactly do you think you are? Jesus, dude, I know it usually leads to bad, bad things, but take a look in the mirror. You're nothing but a bloated pot sticker.
Even funnier is that I'm about as "pasty" as shutyomouth is rail skinny. If you want to run appearance smack on me, fine, but at least try to be somewhat accurate.
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If you had a wife she would be f@t.
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Van wrote:The "middle-aged pasty whites"? And just what exactly do you think you are? Jesus, dude, I know it usually leads to bad, bad things, but take a look in the mirror. You're nothing but a bloated pot sticker.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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poptart wrote:If you had a wife she would be f@t.


She would be buried under so many black cocks to notice though.
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R-Jack wrote:
poptart wrote:If you had a wife she would be f@t.
She would be buried under so many black cocks to notice though.
Stuff like this is the reason I keep coming back here.
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Papa Willie wrote: Look at you in your avatar. Fag.
That's not him, that's Whitey. Of course, we've already covered this over 1,000 times, so no surprise you're a little late to the game, unlike the buffet table.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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"man this is some fucked up repugnant shit"

funniest thread in a long time.....
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Felix wrote:"man this is some fucked up repugnant shit"

funniest thread in a long time.....
Atomic Punk wrote: So tell me ucunt, what do you have going for you?
he's not you....
At least.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: That's not him, that's Whitey.
No, it's Bsmack.
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Dinsdale wrote:The best part is that with each and every post, AP and his ilkmate Tardrussian, think they're actually getting over...

which is pretty much the real comedy here.

People with a complete and utter lack of self-awareness are generally funny.
The thought of "getting over" actually never enters my mind, this is a fucking troll board :?

Its funny that some of you tards get your pussies in a cramp over my wytch...ever consider thats why I post it? :lol: :lol: :lol: Does it remind you of some bad life's decisions or something?
I pop in here to laugh at the whackos, and the 4-6 good posters takes, other than that go fuck yourself if I swell your labia :hfal:
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War Wagon wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: That's not him, that's Whitey.
No, it's Bsmack.
No, it's Mac.
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Papa Willie wrote:Okay - it's you after woman #19 turned you down because you don't have your own washer & dryer?
I live in the densest city in America and my rent is 6x your mortgage. It's normal to not own a washer and dryer. But, keep spinning your wheels and stuffing your face.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:I live in the densest city
talk about a meatball... nah, too easy.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Okay - it's you after woman #19 turned you down because you don't have your own washer & dryer?
I live in the densest city in America and my rent is 6x your mortgage. It's normal to not own a washer and dryer. But, keep spinning your wheels and stuffing your face.
So you're living in Section 8 housing, aren't you? My house is paid for, Lil' Pecker. :grin:
So you've taken the wheels off of it?
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Papa Willie wrote: My house isn't a 7 year old boy, so you wouldn't have any interest in it.
IKYABWAI. How predictable.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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MadRussian wrote:Its funny that some of you tards get your pussies in a cramp over my wytch.........ever consider thats why I post it?
Not really, because by your own admission that's not why you post it ad nauseum.
MadRussian wrote:This will never not be hysterical,
You may be the dimmest bulb to ever check in here.
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R-Jack wrote:
MadRussian wrote:Its funny that some of you tards get your pussies in a cramp over my wytch.........ever consider thats why I post it?
Not really, because by your own admission that's not why you post it ad nauseum.
MadRussian wrote:This will never not be hysterical,
You may be the dimmest bulb to ever check in here.

Hi, dumbfuck.
I know you are of limited cognitive ability. but let me explain how you just kicked your Goatse stunt double ass.

I find it hysterical that it gets some of your tard's pussies in a cramp..
Its really JUST that fucking simple, tard. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MadRussian wrote: I find it hysterical that it gets some of your tard's pussies in a cramp..
That would be plausible if that was your intention. Allow me you finish your quote.
MadRussian wrote:This will never not be hysterical, awesome to see AP is still in a melt over it years later :lol: :lol: :lol:
Can you at least try to get through a whole thread without pissing over yourself?
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Dinsdale wrote:The best part is that with each and every post, AP and his ilkmate Tardrussian, think they're actually getting over...

which is pretty much the real comedy here.

People with a complete and utter lack of self-awareness are generally funny.
Precisely.
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R-Jack wrote:
MadRussian wrote: I find it hysterical that it gets some of your tard's pussies in a cramp..
That would be plausible if that was your intention. Allow me you finish your quote.
MadRussian wrote:This will never not be hysterical, awesome to see AP is still in a melt over it years later :lol: :lol: :lol:
Can you at least try to get through a whole thread without pissing over yourself?

I guess I should have added "and the other faggots who are reminded of their bad life's choices by this picture"
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MadRussian wrote:I guess I should have added "and the other faggots who are reminded of their bad life's choices by this picture"
Like being logged-in when you post that dumb-assed pic for the 3,742nd time? First time I've ever seen someone beat the fuck out of a dead horse with one picture.
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