2012 Death Pool

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:46 pm

WTF, smack wants a fellow poster to drop dead? Thats pure TABOO in here. Imagine if we all started wanting each other to drop dead, It would spell the end of this forum as we know it, AND I'd FEEL FINE.

Its the end of this forum as we know it, Its the end of this forum as we know it, BUT I feel fine.

Its the end of smackahoilic as we know him, its the end of fuckin' smackie as we know him, and I feel fine, in fact we all feel FINE!!!!

everybody hurts................sometime................

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:15 pm

BREAKING NEWS, Dick Clark dead at 82. NO ONE saw it coming. He still looked like a teenager for pete's sakes.
Massive heart attack, the day after Big Mac's were going for one cent nationally.
Makes me wonder if he had a couple.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:20 pm

So, Bsmack, when am I going to die?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:20 pm

Looks like Dick Clark wanted to jump in line ahead of Robin.

MGO,

I would be very careful on July 15th 2023. Just sayin.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:55 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Dick Clark was dead the last few times I saw him.

Not true dude, he had the "look" of the eternal teenager. Dont lie, its very un-becoming of you.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:00 pm

1. Look any any picture of Dick Clark in the last twenty years
2. Kill yourself

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:02 pm

R-Jack wrote:1. Look any any picture of Dick Clark in the last twenty years
2. Kill yourself

But not necessarily in that order.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:13 pm

HOLY SHIT!!! ur right Jack, he looked like death!! What happened? I guess the last time I saw him, it must have been around 1990 or so. Was he engaging in gay sex for the last two decades or so? Cause that would explain his demise.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:33 pm

Now move on to #2

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:49 pm

R-Jack wrote:Now move on to #2

Quickly...please.....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:51 pm

Fucking amazing, Bri.

Penny Marshall should probably get her affairs in order, say, in the next two days.

Q, West Coast Style · Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:07 pm

Wow. '72 Dolphins, '95 Huskers, '96 Bulls, '98 Yankees . . . '12 BSmack.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:18 pm

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Wow. '72 Dolphins, '95 Huskers, '96 Bulls, '98 Yankees . . . '12 BSmack.

Anytime you get linked to those squads, make it your sig. Thanks bro.

That said, 88 has some picks that, if they hit, could chase me down but quick. Stay strong free climber dude.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:09 pm

he could go all the way.

been nice knowing ya, penny.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:17 pm

bradhusker wrote:BREAKING NEWS, Dick Clark dead at 82. NO ONE saw it coming.

Unfuckingreal. No wonder you are such a lock stop GOP supporter. I'm surprised you are even smart enough to wipe your own ass.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:27 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
bradhusker wrote:BREAKING NEWS, Dick Clark dead at 82. NO ONE saw it coming.
Unfuckingreal. No wonder you are such a lock stop GOP supporter. I'm surprised you are even smart enough to wipe your own ass.

You didnt see it coming you lying SOB. You are the guy who takes credit for things he NEVER saw coming.
You are the guy who is classic BANDWAGON. You dont see anything coming, until it hits you over the head like a ton of bricks.

Oh, and the reason I support the GOP, is because I dont want to be a dick sucking fool and support Obama like you do.

You are a classic dick sucking Obama supporter.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:36 pm

bradhusker wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
bradhusker wrote:BREAKING NEWS, Dick Clark dead at 82. NO ONE saw it coming.
Unfuckingreal. No wonder you are such a lock stop GOP supporter. I'm surprised you are even smart enough to wipe your own ass.
You didnt see it coming you lying SOB. You are the guy who takes credit for things he NEVER saw coming.
You are the guy who is classic BANDWAGON. You dont see anything coming, until it hits you over the head like a ton of bricks.

Oh, and the reason I support the GOP, is because I dont want to be a dick sucking fool and support Obama like you do.

You are a classic dick sucking Obama supporter.

Nice IKYABWAI, Brad.

Oh, and to answer your previous question, Dick Clark had a stroke a few years back. He hasn't been the same since. Go to youtube and listen to one of his more recent New Year's countdowns, you'll get the idea. I think someone here has had him in the death pool every year since. I know I had him one year. BSmack beat me to the punch this year.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:48 pm

bradhusker wrote:WTF, smack wants a fellow poster to drop dead?

I don't think I'm the only one here who would get a little nauseated over the prospect of having to refer to you as a "fellow poster." I'm not thoroughly convinced you're a fellow, and you can only be considered a poster in the broadest sense of the word. "Poster child" for, say, late-term abortion advocacy is really more like it.

Thats pure TABOO in here.

Huh? Are you new here?

Imagine if we all started wanting each other to drop dead, It would spell the end of this forum as we know it, AND I'd FEEL FINE.

I'd feel fine if you were to die immediately in an AIDS-related wood chipper fire. And trust me, this forum would thrive afterward. Not necessarily "as we know it," but better. Stronger. Faster.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:19 pm

Not a good week for musician types...

Men at Work musician Greg Ham found dead
April 19, 2012, 7:05 AM EST

SYDNEY (AP) -- Greg Ham, a musician with the iconic Australian band Men at Work, was found dead in his Melbourne home on Thursday, Australian reports said.

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=722176

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF0puJ5HO9M

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:44 pm

HOLY SHIT! I loved "men at work", damm, "a man in brussells, he was 6 ft four and full of muscles"
"I said do ya speak a my language?" "He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich", "Do you come from a land down under",

ONE sidenote, I wasnt aware that AL LEWIS, grandpa from the "MUNSTERS" was dead. I could have sworn he was still alive and kicking. oh well.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:52 pm

bradhusker wrote:WTF, smack wants a fellow poster to drop dead? Thats pure TABOO in here. Imagine if we all started wanting each other to drop dead, It would spell the end of this forum as we know it, AND I'd FEEL FINE.

Its the end of this forum as we know it, Its the end of this forum as we know it, BUT I feel fine.

Its the end of smackahoilic as we know him, its the end of fuckin' smackie as we know him, and I feel fine, in fact we all feel FINE!!!!

everybody hurts................sometime................

Taboo?? I think the word you're looking for is consensus.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:06 pm

BREAKING NEWS, Levon Helm of "the Band" is dead at 71 from cancer. NO ONE SAW THIS COMING!!

I dare you to say you saw this one coming, triple dog dare.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:42 pm

bradhusker wrote:BREAKING NEWS, Levon Helm of "the Band" is dead at 71 from cancer. NO ONE SAW THIS COMING!!

I dare you to say you saw this one coming, triple dog dare.

He's had throat cancer for more than 10 years. It was reported several days ago that he was on his deathbed.

No, nobody saw it coming.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:18 pm

Hey B, I was wondering if maybe I should drop my term life insurance for me and the OL. Got about 7 or 8 years left on it. Am I wasting it? I was thinking it could buy a coupla decent 12 packs of quality beer each month instead.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:16 pm

smackaholic wrote:Hey B, I was wondering if maybe I should drop my term life insurance for me and the OL. Got about 7 or 8 years left on it. Am I wasting it? I was thinking it could buy a coupla decent 12 packs of quality beer each month instead.

Yes, in my professional opinion, go ahead and drop it. You are gonna outlive the coverage anyway, So why not enjoy yourself while your still vertical?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:05 pm

bradhusker wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Hey B, I was wondering if maybe I should drop my term life insurance for me and the OL. Got about 7 or 8 years left on it. Am I wasting it? I was thinking it could buy a coupla decent 12 packs of quality beer each month instead.
Yes, in my professional opinion, go ahead and drop it. You are gonna outlive the coverage anyway, So why not enjoy yourself while your still vertical?

I'm sorry, but, generally, round these parts B is considered a nic for Bsmack, not you, brad.

Bilk has demonstrated an uncanny ability to predict people's demise. You've only demonstrated an ability to suck and to turn normal T1B nice guys like Van, into frothing from the mouth homicidal maniacs.

So, save your "professional opinion" for something you are qualified in, namely cahk sucking.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:03 pm

bradhusker wrote:IM THE PROFESSIONAL. Come to me for advice on a plethera of topics.

Like punctuation and spelling?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:16 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
bradhusker wrote:IM THE PROFESSIONAL. Come to me for advice on a plethera of topics.
Like punctuation and spelling?

ok, thats my achilles heel, spelling and punctuation are not my strong suits. I admit it. sue me.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:19 pm

Brad,
I can tolerate many things. Hijacking the Death Pool thread is not one of them.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:35 pm

R-Jack wrote:Brad,
I can tolerate many things. Hijacking the Death Pool thread is not one of them.

alright alright, my bad, from now on I'll keep it strictly on death.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:42 pm

B Monica gets bitch slapped by Robin Gibb.

Robin Gibb back from coma

Bee Gees star Robin Gibb has recovered consciousness after falling into a coma earlier this month.

Gibb, 62, has been fighting for his life in a London hospital for days after developing pneumonia, just weeks after announcing his colon and liver cancer had gone into remission.

Don't count your points before he is on the embalming table.

http://wonderwall.msn.com/music/robin-g ... 7792.story

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:51 pm

So, Robin Gibb is SG's Sister?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:57 pm

Dinsdale wrote:So, Robin Gibb is SG's Sister?

"Smile, an everlasting smile, a smile would bring you near to me. Dont ever let me find you gone, cause that would bring a tear to me." "It's only words, and words are all I have, to steal your heart away."

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:19 pm

Derron wrote:Gibb, 62, has been fighting for his life in a London hospital for days after developing pneumonia, just weeks after announcing his colon and liver cancer had gone into remission.

He's as stage 4 as you can get. Still in intensive care, on oxygen, feeding tubes and non stop antibiotics just to keep him somewhat alive. I'll take my chances.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:53 pm

BSmack wrote:
Derron wrote:Gibb, 62, has been fighting for his life in a London hospital for days after developing pneumonia, just weeks after announcing his colon and liver cancer had gone into remission.
He's as stage 4 as you can get. Still in intensive care, on oxygen, feeding tubes and non stop antibiotics just to keep him somewhat alive. I'll take my chances.

Rack Rob for his Barry Sander's juke of the reaper and Bsmack.....for awhile, anyhoo. I really do hope he hangs on until jan 1.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:55 am

smackaholic wrote:Rack Rob for his Barry Sander's juke of the reaper and Bsmack.....for awhile, anyhoo. I really do hope he hangs on until jan 1.

The Bee Gee will go down, and he will go down hard.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:35 am

The quarterback must go down, and he must go down hard.

- Al Davis

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:37 pm

BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Rack Rob for his Barry Sander's juke of the reaper and Bsmack.....for awhile, anyhoo. I really do hope he hangs on until jan 1.
The Bee Gee will go down, and he will go down hard.

Wanna call a round, Bali?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:08 pm

I broke this story here first,

not if you don't source it.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed May 02, 2012 9:01 pm

Posting takes verbatim in multiple threads is spam you shit sucking moron