Idiot

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:33 pm

Is that Bobby Bowden... or did you get your forums mixed up again ?

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:47 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: This is college football-related.

Ok, don't keep us in suspense.

Q, West Coast Style · Post by **Q, West Coast Style** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:21 pm

Witnesses describe hearing the following:

wooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....................Skid. Crash.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:35 pm

Road rash on one's face simply has to be the surest proof of idiotic vanity well rewarded.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:25 am

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... -passenger

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:28 am

Petrino didn't mention the 25-year old female with him when he crashed...

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_268750/conten ... d=oqYanFCi

Hmmmm....

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:55 pm

I'd say he's fired by the end of the weekend.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:06 pm

Couldn't have happened to a bigger pile of shit.

Python · Post by **Python** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:10 pm

Is that from the wreck or from his wife?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:37 pm

Python wrote:

Is that from the wreck or from his wife?

Tiger Woods would probably know.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:38 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Couldn't have happened to a bigger pile of shit.

This ^^^^^^

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:51 pm

Karma.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:01 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Karma.

Pretty much. Rule #1: You can't bang subordinates.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:51 pm

dear parents who sent their kids to arkansas to play for petrino,

didn't all the other recruiters tell you this would happen? seriously what is wrong with you?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:43 pm

Sam, you need to back out of this thread.

Bama let Dumbose keep his job after banging his secretary but fired Price over the stripper encounter before coaching a game.

It's all about the W-L ratio. Being a Bear Boy helped, too.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:32 am

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:11 pm

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:12 pm

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:13 pm

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:32 am

RACK the wytches...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:16 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: If he walked into my room here, and I had a 12 gauge, I would put a hole in him. I think it would almost be worth spending the rest of my life in jail to see that fucker die.

Well - maybe I sort of didn't mean that, but I sure hate that fucker.
I understand you Falcons fans aren't fond of the man. Did he pull some kinda shitty move on y'all or something?

He must have fucked one of their secretaries.

Q, West Coast Style · Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:23 pm

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:25 pm

Q, West Coast Style wrote:Fin.

Yup, see it on Yahoo's front page...that didn't take long.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... ources-say

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:27 pm

Bwaha, nice job you fucking idiot.

Looking forward to the riots in Fayetteville.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:46 pm

Press conference... live feed... 5:15 pacific.

http://nwahomepage.com/

Oh, and this is an interesting read.

http://deadspin.com/5900803/?

Bwahahaha

In the grand scheme it doesn't matter if Petrino drove his bike off the road because of the sun and wind, or a chupacabra dashing in front of him, or some over-the-pants hand action from his passenger. But Petrino has lied about plenty so far. We wouldn't put it past him to lie about the very positioning of the earth itself.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:23 am

congrats to all the recruits who chose fayetteville over the Aggies, Horns, Mizzou, Oklahoma, LSU and Tenn.

WE TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:43 am

M2 wrote:Oh, and this is an interesting read.

http://deadspin.com/5900803/?

No shit. When I first read "sun and wind" caused him to crash, I rolled my eyes. Now that I see the road he was on and the bike he was riding, jeez, Bobby, just shut the fuck up. Wind simply has no effect on a long, low, non-faired Harley, not unless you're talking 50mph crosswinds. Sun? Okay, maybe, if it was hanging directly over the road. If that report is true? No chance.

Who the fuck knows how that retard managed to dump it while slowly putzing along on what was basically a treeline-enclosed straightaway, but it sure as hell wasn't due to sun and wind.

Most of the time in cases like this alcohol is the culprit. Since there has been no mention of DUI, I guess we can rule that out. Then again, they did say that the cop who was called to come get him was his "protector," whatever that means.

Cover-up? Very possibly.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:58 am

Well, cheating on your wife with an employee isn't against the law, nor is accidentally crashing your motorcycle while driving soberly within the speed limit, so I can't see any reason he would ever do any jailtime over this.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:22 am

Sorry Spray, but unless he gets another job in the SEC that requires recruiting, he ain't going to see the inside of any prison.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:36 pm

after scuffling in hoops for years Ark finally ponied up for Mike Anderson (though it was a bit of a back to the past nostalgia hire since MA was a Nolan Richardson guy) ....be interesting to see how they step up here. Petrino, despite or because of being a scumbag did have the first real success at Arkie in while. Houston Nutt had a couple Cotton Bowl teams maybe but not legit type top 10 teams.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:34 pm

His motorcycling abilities and ability to coach an NFL team have something in common -- a propensity for doing faceplants.

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:35 pm

Coming soon... Bobby Petrino nude photos

Oh, no !!!

https://twitter.com/#!/ClayTravisBGID/s ... 5909594113

Cross Traffic · Post by **Cross Traffic** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:43 am

http://news.yahoo.com/petrino-mistress- ... --spt.html

4700 texts and 300+ phone calls over the past 7 months.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:01 am

M2 wrote:Coming soon... Bobby Petrino nude photos

Well, at least now you have something to look forward to,

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:26 pm

I'll RACK Petrino for apparently sending some 200+ texts to this chick

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:51 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Yesterday, whilst doing some traveling, radio rumor mill said that Petrino was beaten up by the 25 year old's fiance and that the motorcycle wreck was staged to cover his injuries. Makes some sense 'cause there's never been any mention of her injuries from the wreck.

Yeah, but getting your ass kicked doesn't usually result in facial road rash, usually just black eyes and shit.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:51 pm

Probably sucks to be this guy:

Petrino, who was fired on Tuesday, sent several apologetic text messages during his suspension to UA athletics director Jeff Long, senior associate athletics director Chris Wyrick and UA athletics compliance director Jon Fagg.

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:27 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: Petrino was beaten up by the 25 year old's fiance

The marriage is still on. Her brother forgave her.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:55 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:I'll RACK Petrino for apparently sending some 200+ texts to this chick

Meh. Doesn't really seem worth losing everything over serial-sexting some skanks.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:52 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Also that he's hooked up with some "Miss Motorcycle Mania" chick. Don't know if that's the girl in the bikini above or not.

That's her