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Its George W. Bush's fault!!!
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Not exactly a Chipendale, but I see ya working....

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Okay asshats, I'm the last one that should comment about this... yes I was so fucking hammered when I took that now played-out infamous pic for my now ex that is like that chick from 2 &1/2 Men that always climbed over Charlie Sheen's fence... but anyway...

Hey, no matter how wasted I could get and not remembering taking or sending pics I can tell you fellow morons that no way, sober or not I would wear a tutu and the tights Jessie is wearing. I only know one person here that hasn't admitted he wears them when he "works out alone."
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Atomic Punk wrote:I'm the last one that should comment about this...

probably should have stuck with this thought and this thought alone

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Feeldix chimes in. Not a shit troll, but just a shit poster. Get back to work as those cocks don't stroke themselves.
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Go Coogs' wrote:Image

Not exactly a Chipendale, but I see ya working....

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh Fuck!
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I think jtr is a high-functioning retard. Nobody but retards have such a complete lack of muscle tone.
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what in the fuck is that?
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Atomic Punk wrote:Feeldix chimes in. Not a shit troll, but just a shit poster. Get back to work as those cocks don't stroke themselves.
don't blame me for your own idiocies.....
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You should check my latest pics on Facebook check those babes with me
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We could photoshop a pancake on your head, but it looks like someone already 'shopped two to your torso.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:I think jtr is a high-functioning retard. Nobody but retards have such a complete lack of muscle tone.
In fairness, if jtr acquired muscle tone he'd be forced to look for a real job.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...muscle tone...


Is this the part where you sit back and say, "Oh man...Marty is sooooo going to crush this one!!!"?

Is that what you think of me? Have I become that predictable?

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Image

what in the fuck is that?
When JewfroTheRetard linked us to his slideshow, I'm guessing he didn't intend for us to scroll through it to find that gem.

Of course, he now wants us to focus on this one where these chicks wanted their picture with a stage prop:

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Are you sure he didn't want us to caption this one?

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jtr and ucant?

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Sudden Sam wrote:Who the hell would put a pic of themselves in the bathroom mirror online?!
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Hey, I needs to take my private jet out of here for a bit but when IndyFrisco rolls his Imus shit troll out, nobody laughs.
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Big difference, though -- one of them did it out of some weird fetish, the other did it for a paycheck.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Hey, I needs to take my private jet out of here for a bit but when IndyFrisco rolls his Imus shit troll out, nobody laughs.
Didn’t you claim that the Imus shit troll belonged to Spamurai Gangbanged’s butter-face sister? Make up your mind, Sherlock.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Didn’t you claim that the Imus shit troll belonged to Spamurai Gangbanged’s butter-face sister? Make up your mind, Sherlock.
He figures if he throws enough jizz at the mirror, eventually some might stick.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Hey, I needs to take my private jet out of here for a bit but when IndyFrisco rolls his Imus shit troll out, nobody laughs.
Didn’t you claim that the Imus shit troll belonged to Spamurai Gangbanged’s butter-face sister? Make up your mind, Sherlock.
Yes you fucking idiot. IndyFrisco is the shit troll handler and has to fend for himself for now on. I'm going on a "booze cruise" ala ML@Coyote for awhile so I can't be bothered.

BTW, I apologize to Jess for being a very bad influence. Taking those kind of pics in the mirror generally don't work out so well. I wouldn't know about that.

Hey guess what? I'm making a "list" that Jay, Mace, Luther, Catfish, Artist, ML, and a few others might remember. Interactive as it expands due to global warming... if you get sucked in. Good luck mother fuckers.
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Atomic Punk wrote:I'm going on a "booze cruise"
And that would be different from the last 15 years....how?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Imus wrote:Image
BWAHAH!
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Atomic Punk wrote:IndyFrisco is the shit troll handler

IF is SG's sister?

OK, now I'm really confused... no, wait... you're really confused, about so many things...

Trolls

Your gender

The English language

Your ability to "get over"

How many diopolitans is "too many"



The list goes on.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Didn’t you claim that the Imus shit troll belonged to Spamurai Gangbanged’s butter-face sister?
Atomic Punk wrote:Yes you fucking idiot. IndyFrisco is the shit troll handler
Are you capable of making sense...even by accident? Jesus fuck.
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If anything, AP is protecting his copyrights.

Another dude taking embarrassing skivvy pics in a bathroom mirror is bad enough, but AP is going to make damn sure he doesn't take the ensuing pile-on.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:I think jtr is a high-functioning retard. Nobody but retards have such a complete lack of muscle tone.
Actually, Retards are freakishly strong- like chimps. Or so I've beenm told
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Fuck me running...
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Trampis wrote:Fuck me running...

^
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I'm just gonna g'head and say it...

I think Jess is pretty great. I wish him all the success he can grab.



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Bizzarofelice wrote:I think jtr is a high-functioning retard. Nobody but retards have such a complete lack of muscle tone.
Actually, Retards are freakishly strong- like chimps. Or so I've beenm told
The freakish strength is reserved for sex acts.

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