as fate would have it, I go to my Sunday night league tonight toting a 197 average and we're on lanes 13-14 bowling the 1st place team... this is my fucking pair , mind you... and I stink the fucking joint up with a lousy 511 series and we lose all 4. We got worked like the Dolphins worked the Chiefs today, with slightly less lube.
I could blame Rumps for starting this fucked up thread and jinxing me... 7 times a fucking 10 pin left on pocket shots tonight.
But whenever I bowl bad, I look at the guy throwing the damn ball. I sucked, not my night.
There's always next week.
Hey Wags
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Re: Hey Wags
Worst part about my 300 games, i didn't even shoot a 600 series.
Shot 2 at Satellite Beach Lanes(Satellite Beach, Fla) I shot those 300's against the same team, yearish apart.
Shot 1 at White Oak lanes in House Springs ,Mo
Shot 299(left a pocket 9pin) at Lakeside lanes in Valley park,Mo.
There was a guy in our league in satellite beach, that was a pro, on the senior tour. He wore 6 300 rings on his non bowling hand. It might of been the gayest thing i had ever seen,
And no, i have never worn my 300 rings, they sit in their cases, some where in a box, thats been packed away for 10+ years.
When i quit, my ABC book average was 208. Used a Combat Zone, before that ball, all i used was Rhino pro's!
Shot 2 at Satellite Beach Lanes(Satellite Beach, Fla) I shot those 300's against the same team, yearish apart.
Shot 1 at White Oak lanes in House Springs ,Mo
Shot 299(left a pocket 9pin) at Lakeside lanes in Valley park,Mo.
There was a guy in our league in satellite beach, that was a pro, on the senior tour. He wore 6 300 rings on his non bowling hand. It might of been the gayest thing i had ever seen,
And no, i have never worn my 300 rings, they sit in their cases, some where in a box, thats been packed away for 10+ years.
When i quit, my ABC book average was 208. Used a Combat Zone, before that ball, all i used was Rhino pro's!
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Re: Hey Wags
I know you heard all this talk of balls and got really excited, but just so you know, they're talking about bowling.Screw_Michigan wrote:Whitey, I'd consider mixed leagues casual. Same sex leagues are a bit more serious, but not over the top.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim