fuck you texas. North Mexico peice of shit state...
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fuck you texas. North Mexico peice of shit state...
oldie..but still full of faggotry goodness.
more gayness. what the fuck is he going to use a football hammer for? ghey.
ninja gay bars? didnt know they had 'em.
don't know where this picture is going...but...it's staying with the the theme of "Godamn tejas is gay as fuck"
47-20 OU.
go fuck yourselves Tejas.
more gayness. what the fuck is he going to use a football hammer for? ghey.
ninja gay bars? didnt know they had 'em.
don't know where this picture is going...but...it's staying with the the theme of "Godamn tejas is gay as fuck"
47-20 OU.
go fuck yourselves Tejas.
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Landry Jones will be eating soft foods for the rest of his college life after the Texas D gets done with him and the 2 headed QB monster created by Harsin will throw everything, including the kitchen sink at the OU D. 4 different Texas players will throw a TD pass and Texas will upset the land thief dirt burglars to the tune of 28-16. OU has not seen anything like this team before, the closest thing being a middle of the road FSU team who will be lucky to finish above .500. Texas on the other hand is road tested with victories over two of the premier teams in all of BTPCF, UCLA and Iowa State. Combine that with equal thrashings of perennial powerhouses Rice and BYU, this Texas team is on the verge of a string of consecutive victories that will make Bud Wilkinson's legacy teetering on the verge of collapse and distant memory. Since Mack Brown filled many spots on his staff with SEC coaching legends the OU Sooners stand no chance. Once Texas scores on the Statue of Liberty play out of the Wildcat formation you will then know not the mess with Texas.
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Thing no one remembers is this game is played at the Cotton Bowl and we all know Big Game Bob's stellar record in games played in a Bowlsetting.
None the less, the OU faithfull with be wearing their Sunday best to show off their pride
Landry will be treated the same as those who came before him
Once the OU offense is in shambles, the sidelines will become very dejected
To the point the band has no more reason to play the only song they know
As the 4th quarter comes to a close, Stoops is reminded he hasn't really won jack shit since the last decade and pouts like a bitch
Soon enough the fanbase is reminded they are no match for the ferocious attack of the Longhorns
Even the promise of returning to the land stolen from Indians is of no solace to the poor youth who must learn to live as second class citizens once again
As the scoreboard ticks to 0, the Texas win will be a hard truth to swallow as we learn once again that Texas regularly takes a dump on the state again
Texas fan will flood the streets of Dallas to celebrate as the poor Okies hitch their wagons to head north and wonder when Stoops' mojo will return.
None the less, the OU faithfull with be wearing their Sunday best to show off their pride
Landry will be treated the same as those who came before him
Once the OU offense is in shambles, the sidelines will become very dejected
To the point the band has no more reason to play the only song they know
As the 4th quarter comes to a close, Stoops is reminded he hasn't really won jack shit since the last decade and pouts like a bitch
Soon enough the fanbase is reminded they are no match for the ferocious attack of the Longhorns
Even the promise of returning to the land stolen from Indians is of no solace to the poor youth who must learn to live as second class citizens once again
As the scoreboard ticks to 0, the Texas win will be a hard truth to swallow as we learn once again that Texas regularly takes a dump on the state again
Texas fan will flood the streets of Dallas to celebrate as the poor Okies hitch their wagons to head north and wonder when Stoops' mojo will return.
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Lol Campin...nice to see ya show up.
Hoping tge hotel interwebs doesnt take a shit on me this evening so's i can have more fun up in here.
Hoping tge hotel interwebs doesnt take a shit on me this evening so's i can have more fun up in here.
Re: fuck you texas. North Mexico peice of shit state...
Fuck Oklahoma. Fuck Bob Stoops. Fuck David "Wallflower" Boren. Fuck your pansy ass faggot quarterback Landry Jones. Fuck Kenny Stills. Fuck Norman and all of Oklahoma.
War blixzing the shit out of you faggots and watching your fans cry on Saturday. War ruining your chances for playing for a Championship. War better coaching in Austin and a win over ou. War scoreboard. War laughing at the Pac-12 telling you no because you are an academically inferior school.
Texas 34
ou 24
War blixzing the shit out of you faggots and watching your fans cry on Saturday. War ruining your chances for playing for a Championship. War better coaching in Austin and a win over ou. War scoreboard. War laughing at the Pac-12 telling you no because you are an academically inferior school.
Texas 34
ou 24
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Harvdog wrote: War better coaching in Austin and a win over ou.
Re: fuck you texas. North Mexico peice of shit state...
Laugh it up okie boy. We will see who is laughing and who is crying on Saturday.Moby Dick wrote:Harvdog wrote: War better coaching in Austin and a win over ou.
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funny shit from both sides
^^^^^ this one made me laugh out loudcampinfool wrote: Even the promise of returning to the land stolen from Indians is of no solace to the poor youth who must learn to live as second class citizens once again
get out, get out while there's still time
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because Oklahoma is the only part of this nation "stolen" from the "Indians". Texans are especially funny about this. hell, they were Mexicans most of the time. still are. and i like Mexicans a lot more than Texans.Felix wrote:funny shit from both sides
^^^^^ this one made me laugh out loudcampinfool wrote: Even the promise of returning to the land stolen from Indians is of no solace to the poor youth who must learn to live as second class citizens once again
pretty good history and shit. hell, Texas was French for while....talk about a supernova of horrible. Texans and the French. two classes of idiots who think they are cool and, somehow, no one else does.
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Re: fuck you texas. North Mexico peice of shit state...
Good stuff.
I'm rooting for Al Qaeda in this one.
As an aside...
Pretty sure I saw her roaming the sidelines tonight, wearing a Boise State cheerleader outfit.
I'm rooting for Al Qaeda in this one.
As an aside...
Pretty sure I saw her roaming the sidelines tonight, wearing a Boise State cheerleader outfit.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Love the green and yellow duck in the ref's jersey with the thick glasses... yeah, I caught that.
It's the only funny part of the clip.
It's the only funny part of the clip.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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texas fan?Dinsdale wrote:Love the green and yellow duck in the ref's jersey with the thick glasses... yeah, I caught that.
It's the only funny part of the clip.
dumbass...
Re: fuck you texas. North Mexico peice of shit state...
Texas' inexperience is showing.
Congrats to Ou. They are the better team this year.
Congrats to Ou. They are the better team this year.