What kind of monster would do this to their child?

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What kind of monster would do this to their child?

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The little boy who started a sex change aged eight because he (and his lesbian parents) knew he always wanted to be a girl

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No pressure: The boy's two lesbian adopted mothers, Debra, left, and Pauline, right, say that they have not forced their son to become a girl



What the fuck is wrong with people? Go destroy your own lives, but leave the children alone.
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Way to go, Butch.

Gotta wear a tie so everybody knows who's who.

...errr what's what.
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Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

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Carson wrote:Way to go, Butch.

Gotta wear a tie so everybody knows who's who.

...errr what's what.
S/he did it for you, since you're all confused and all.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

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You're confused because there's no instructions for washing ties at the coin-op.
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Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

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Look, this thread is NOT about beating down Screw_Michigan, okay?

Let's all take at least one day off from that. Jeeeeez. :meds:
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

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Carson wrote:You're confused because there's no instructions for washing ties at the coin-op.
Oh no, there's no confusion. You don't wash ties, idiot. Anything else?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Carson wrote:You're confused because there's no instructions for washing ties at the coin-op.
Oh no, there's no confusion. You don't wash ties, idiot. Anything else?
In the interest of fairness, I think Carson misspelled "tees".

Right, Carson? Am I right?
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Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

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You mean ties have to be DRY CLEANED???

Golly, I never knew that. :meds:
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Martyred wrote:Look, this thread is NOT about beating down Screw_Michigan, okay?

Let's all take at least one day off from that. Jeeeeez. :meds:
So hurry up and wytch bradhusker's head to that kid.
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Re: What kind of monster would do this to their child?

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Carson wrote:You mean ties have to be DRY CLEANED???

Golly, I never knew that. :meds:
Stop being such an uncultured putz dribbling all over your ties.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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You're familiar with putzes dribbling all over your tie?

Are you Monica's brother in DC???
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Carson wrote:You're familiar with putzes dribbling all over your tie?
I know a perfect city for you to move to. Hint: that city's name starts with a K.
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K as in Kodak?
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Carson wrote:You're familiar with putzes dribbling all over your tie?
I know a perfect city for you to move to. Hint: that city's name starts with a K.
What AP said, Carson.

KC is a nice town. Pretty laid back folks, and the weather's perfect right now. 'Course, to fit in, you'll hafta learn to parrot insults - but hell, that ain't no stretch, as witness to half this Board...

Now, moving to FRESNECK is a whole diff'ernt story...

Apparently, public drunkeness, transvestism, and general faggotry is the norm. Not to mention a noticable, preciptous drop in your intelligence quotient.

Tough decision: Repeating taunts or sucking cocks.

Wait... No it isn't.

More than welcome here, C, but you'd pro'lly be best served staying right there in the Gump...
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I think KC would have the better food selection if this is anything to go by...

:paul:




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True dat, Tovarisch.

Would much rather inhale a plate full of ribs and briskett than hoover a whole men's room full of cocks ('sup AP).

But that's just me.
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Truman wrote:True dat, Tovarisch.

Would much rather inhale a plate of ribs and briskett than hoover a men's room full of cocks ('sup AP).

But that's just me.

Why do you guys always fight with Texans as to who has better steaks?

I'd go with you Missouri any day.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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And what is Oregon famous for other than sexually transmitted diseases and gum infections?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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sorry dins...calls 'em as I sees 'em
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:Why do you guys always fight with Texans as to who has better steaks?
Naw, anybody can grill a chunk of beef, Marty. It's the barbecue that initiates fist-fights...

Had to spend up a pocket-full of loonies before recrossing the border a few years back, and dropped them all on some killer porterhouses cut at a Canadian Safeway in Alberta. One the finest steak dinners I ever had.
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Martyred wrote:And what is Oregon famous for...?
Oh shit. THERE goes the thread. Nice goin', Marty. :x
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Sorry...I pushed the self-destruct button on that myself...

:oops:
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:And what is Oregon famous for other than sexually transmitted diseases and gum infections?
Fugly unis?
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Martyred wrote: Why do you guys always fight with Texans as to who has better steaks?
we got the best. St. Louis park steaks must be issued.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:And what is Oregon famous for?

Sexually satisfied C+ skanks?
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Dinsdale wrote:
Martyred wrote:And what is Oregon famous for?

Sexually satisfied Hep C skanks?

ftfy
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Jsc810 wrote: It is about being born into the wrong gender..
WTF does that mean?
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jiminphilly wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: It is about being born into the wrong gender..
WTF does that mean?

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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: It is about being born into the wrong gender..
WTF does that mean?

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Just lock this thread down now.
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Jsc810 wrote: it means having the genitals of a man but the mind of a woman.
I thought that was called marriage?
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Come on guys...this isn't funny anymore. :|

Why is this happening?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Jsc810 wrote: It is about being born into the wrong gender..
WTF does that mean?

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Bloody hell, rack that and put the padlock on this thread.
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Kengina, why do you lust after me? I can understand the dullards here that think that pic is funny and fresh as they have nothing else going for them here. Your constant PM's to me asking for new pics is quite disturbing.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Kengina, why do you lust after me? I can understand the dullards here that think that pic is funny and fresh as they have nothing else going for them here. Your constant PM's to me asking for new pics is quite disturbing.
As if you have something 'going for you here'. And... by 'here', I mean 'in life'. Laughing over here.
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Even funnier, is that At Least thinks he's the arbiter of when his pic is or isn't fresh.


Uh, yeah, PantyMan -- you make the rules around here... that's it.
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Dinsdale wrote: Uh, yeah, PantyMan -- you make the rules around here... that's it.

Who can take reality, drown it with Tanqeuray
Load it in a U-Haul and make a call to Y2K
The PantyMan, the PantyMan can
The PantyMan can 'cause he don't know right from wrong... and leaves the mirrors all streaked


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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: Uh, yeah, PantyMan -- you make the rules around here... that's it.

Who can take reality, drown it with Tanqeuray
Load it in a U-Haul and make a call to Y2K
The PantyMan, the PantyMan can
The PantyMan can 'cause he don't know right from wrong... and leaves the mirrors all streaked


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wow.


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