Conservatives, please explain this for me

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:21 pm

How will it go over in "Real America" now that its hero, Sarah Palin, is known for having a penchant for balck cock?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:56 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:How will it go over in "Real America" now that its hero, Sarah Palin, is known for having a penchant for balck cock?

She’ll get Cooter’s vote.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:00 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sarah Palin, is known for having a penchant for balck cock?

G-Money for 3!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:13 pm

Real Housewives will probably be more inclined to vote for her.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:32 pm

...who cares? last I checked she wasn't running.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:47 pm

She went back though.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:39 pm

Of course a mouth breathing liberal would ask such a stupid question. let me try to explain it in simple terms:

Since most all Democrats suck black cock (literally and figuratively), she would kick BHO's socialist ass in a run-off.

Dennis Kucinich would receive more votes in the Republican Primary.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:26 am

Unless Glen Rice was able to shoot it in her mouth from the perimeter with a bedpost in his face, who gives a fuck?

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:40 am

*Whew! Now THERE's a relief.

Thought for a moment that an actual accredited journalist posted this topic.

But to address your query...

No can do. NOBODY understands your obsession with black cock. Much less Glen Rice.

Die in a semi-trailer jackknife full of "Going Rogue" paperbacks...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:54 am

so what's the story about Sarah and black cock?

please give details and tell it slowly.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:22 am

Bace wrote:so what's the story about Sarah and black cock?

please give details and tell it slowly.

Palin likes black cock.

Translation: She was run from the board without even registering.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:35 am

poptart wrote:
Bace wrote:so what's the story about Sarah and black cock?

please give details and tell it slowly.
Palin likes black cock.

Translation: She was run from the board without even registering.

HA! THAT'LL TEACH THAT LADY WHO MAKES MORE THAN ALL OF US COMBINED TO VENTURE INTO OUR SMALL CORNER OF THE INTERWEBS!!!!

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:12 am

88 wrote:Imagine a radiator hose being pushed into a corned beef on white toast, repeatedly. Hold the mayo?

Rack it

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:09 pm

ChargerMike wrote:...who cares? last I checked she wasn't running.

Said who?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:10 pm

Truman wrote:actual accredited journalist

There aren't licenses for reporting, idiot.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:10 pm

poptart wrote:Palin likes balck cock.

Translation: She was run from the board without even registering.

Tart gets it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:42 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Truman wrote:actual accredited journalist
There aren't licenses for reporting, idiot.

As evidenced by you teeing that one up so high.

And when did Palin make the jump from being a "corporatist neocon" to a "conservative"? I must have missed the memo.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:54 pm

Dinsdale wrote:And when did Palin make the jump from being a "corporatist neocon" to a "conservative"? I must have missed the memo.

Obviously your strengths in bullshitting don't convert over to reading comprehension. Please point out where I called Palin a conservative?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:04 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Obviously your strengths in bullshitting don't convert over to reading comprehension. Please point out where I called Palin a conservative?

You very strongly implied it.

Unless you actually meant to ask people of a different political persuasion about an opposing cabdidate...

In which case, you could have said "Liberals, please explain this for me," or "People with purple hair, please explian this for me."

Nice attempt at trying to distance yourself from your stupidity, but there's the rub -- you're stupid, therefore you're not smart enough to wiggle out of saying something stupid.

The failure here is most certainly not my "reading comprehension" (the battle cry of people who say glaringly stupid shit on the interwebs), but rather your ignorance of what a "conservative" is.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:24 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:How will it go over in "Real America" now that its hero, Sarah Palin, is known for having a penchant for balck cock?

I’m sure it would have gone over swimmingly at Casa de Screwball if she was found to have a balck cock.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:32 pm

Hi Screw Michigan, how are you today ?

I hope you're doing well in DC.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:34 pm

Tom In VA wrote:I hope you're doing well in DC.

Wait... Screwed is in DC?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:37 pm

Doin' great, Tom. At least better than this dude:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/bus ... story.html

Dipshitdale, more like the R&M.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:42 pm

Rack Lupica...for once. But he's off on one take. Palin's truest talents aren't looking good and being famous. It's being a brutish, moronic hypocrite that appeals to America's basest instincts...and looking good.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:26 pm

no one cares if she likes balck cock, that in and of itself wont make people not vote for you. Look at bill clinton? Once folks found out that he had a taste for balck pussy, his vote count quadrupled overnight.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:37 pm

bradhusker wrote:no one cares if she likes balck cock, that in and of itself wont make people not vote for you. Look at bill clinton? Once folks found out that he had a taste for balck pussy, his vote count quadrupled overnight.

Public perception's a little different when you turn the scenario around. Dumbfuck.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:04 am

Hey Screw, have a good weekend. Enjoy the night life in D.C.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:35 am

88 wrote:Her appearance and the tone of her voice are the primary reasons why she is unelectable.

She became unelectable a long time ago.

What's remarkable now, is that she is no longer considered a "king maker".

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:38 am

Martyred wrote:
88 wrote:Her appearance and the tone of her voice are the primary reasons why she is unelectable.

She became unelectable a long time ago.

What's remarkable now, is that she is no longer considered a "king maker".

understandable considering the last thing she made came out retarded

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:38 am

You have no friends.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:39 am

You mean her Down Syndrome grandchild?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:51 am

Well that's mighty unkind.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:19 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Her manner of speaking/accent makes her extremely unattractive.

fag.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:25 am

smackaholic wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Her manner of speaking/accent makes her extremely unattractive.
fag.

you wanna be some big black buck's sloppy seconds and give it to Palin?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:28 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Her manner of speaking/accent makes her extremely unattractive.
fag.
you wanna be some big black buck's sloppy seconds and give it to Palin?

uhhhh, yeah. don't you?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:37 am

smackaholic wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: you wanna be some big black buck's sloppy seconds and give it to Palin?
uhhhh, yeah. don't you?

I'm afraid fucking a chick who loves black cock will adversely effect my credit rating.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:38 am

affect

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:25 am

æffect

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:31 am

Mikey wrote:æffect

WHOAHEIL!!!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:53 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:I'm afraid fucking a chick who loves black cock will adversely effect my credit rating.

Now THAT is more forward thinking than any of her hard-up, half-cocked voter base, personified by none other better than Suckaholic, could get behind. It's a matter of personal responsibility.