Anyone ever seen a chemtrail?

[trev]

A friend of mine insists they are spraying something in our skies. And there are a bunch of videos of chemtrails and a bunch of people who think so also. She insists our skies were never like this in the past when we were growing up. Anyone here believe in chemtrails? I say it's bogus!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'd like to spackle a chemtrail across your asscrack.

[Goober McTuber]

I'd like to spackle a chemtrail across your asscrack.

I believe it's spelled cumtrail.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'd like to spackle a chemtrail across your asscrack.

I believe it's spelled cumtrail.

Ya, that was pretty much the joke, Goober McQuickOnTheUptake.

[Goober McTuber]

I'd like to spackle a chemtrail across your asscrack.

I believe it's spelled cumtrail.

Ya, that was pretty much the joke, Goober McQuickOnTheUptake.

So Screwball's writing your material now?

[Trampis]

WEST.. of the Rockies

Had an uncle who was a a graduate of MIT and was a radioman in the south pacific dureing WWII that believed in chemtrails.

Anybody know what types of planes lay contrails? Military only? Commercial? On some days they are everywhere. Ive looked up in the sky on some fall days and counted 6-8 planes makeing them.

[trev]

What are they spraying?

[trev]

I think if they were real someone would be able to prove it and what they were spraying.

[BSmack]

I believe it's spelled cumtrail.

Ya, that was pretty much the joke, Goober McQuickOnTheUptake.

So Screwball's writing your material now?

I'm sure Screwy would have written the joke in such a way that her balls were prominently mentioned.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

If I spray jizz from a plane and it totally lands on some dude's face... that doesn't that make me a cockdusting faggot, RIGHT?


Sin,
Teh Jon

[Moby Dick]

known about the "chemtrail conspiracy" for about 8 yrs now...if LK was still around i'm sure he'd have a comment or two for it also..


apparently..chemtrails are supposed to coincide with all the cell towers going up..and one day when the Illuminati deem it time...they're supposed to help with the holographic images of the rapture or some alien invasion to send the United States into panic to bring on martial law etc..and help cull the population (dunno if it's a full-on world thing).

should be good times!!

[Screw_Michigan]

[indyfrisco]

known about the "chemtrail conspiracy" for about 8 yrs now...if LK was still around i'm sure he'd have a comment or two for it also..


apparently..chemtrails are supposed to coincide with all the cell towers going up..and one day when the Illuminati deem it time...they're supposed to help with the holographic images of the rapture or some alien invasion to send the United States into panic to bring on martial law etc..and help cull the population (dunno if it's a full-on world thing).

should be good times!!

Rack the Illuminatti and Lizzard King resets.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

SECers seem to know a lot about airplanes. Now if you could just board one to play a football game...

[Bizzarofelice]

my favorite song by Ride is Vapour Trail

[Cuda]

wurd

[War Wagon]

my favorite song... Ride

All I heard.

[trev]

Maybe that belongs in the God's wrath everything coming true in the bible thread.

Your friend and my friends have too much time on their hands. They need to get together
and quit bugging us about this stuff.

[Moby Dick]

He's absolutely certain that the government is about to trigger some shit with HARP technology...false flag stuff to get our minds off the economy.

And then he says we're going to completely come unglued in September when this brown dwarf (Gary Coleman?) rips us apart.

And i'm worried 'cause my yard ain't gettin' enough rain...

It's Nibiru who's going to make us all slaves to give them our gold!!! PLANET X IS GOING TO GET US!!!!!

[indyfrisco]

Your friend is Tin Foil Ted?

[indyfrisco]

Your friend is trying to make up for his Y2K prediction fail.

[indyfrisco]

I've read up on all the ELEnin hogwash. It is somewhat fascinating. So was the movie Avatar. All these Planet X tards think the movies Deep Impact and Armageddon are the real Bible so to speak. I do not think it is out of the realm of possibility that this world will suffer a catastrophic extinction level event. I just don't think anyone is going to be predicting it. The Planet X crowd can die in a cave collapse on Sept 26 for all I care.

[mvscal]

The guy is smart as hell.

Evidently not.

[Dinsdale]

And I read that the South will have extra crispy summers thru at least 2060.

I read that, too -- from the "computer model" grantwhores who have yet to come even close with their models, so they... I always love this part...


they go back and "correct" observed data -- as far back as necessary, to make their models appear almost accurate.

If you want to see comedy at its finest, do some searching and see what happens when they try to run the models backwards from observed data -- it was like 400 degrees below zero a couple of decades ago.

[Dinsdale]

BTW-The Planet X Theory isn't unreasonable. The whackjobs who claim to know when it's coming and what effects it might have shold be treatd as the whackjobs they are.

Although I'm sure LTS will be along shortly to explain the massive coverup by the plutocracy any time now, and how seizing your assets will fix it.

[indyfrisco]

BTW-The Planet X Theory isn't unreasonable. The whackjobs who claim to know when it's coming and what effects it might have shold be treatd as the whackjobs they are.

Pretty much sums up my point.

[Dinsdale]

BTW-The Planet X Theory isn't unreasonable. The whackjobs who claim to know when it's coming and what effects it might have shold be treatd as the whackjobs they are.

Pretty much sums up my point.

Don't mstake my open-mindedness for a tinfoil hat -- allz I'm saying is Ican't completely rule it out... then again, I'm not an astrophysicist (I'll give myself bonus points for at least knowing which branch of science it involves), I just play one on anonymous internet boards.

It does create a compelling explaination for all sorts of phenomena -- but since we've never seen it, nor have any decent eidence it's there, I'm not jumping on that bandwagon.

I just said it's not completely unreasonable (to a layman, anyway).