LIFE BE ROUGH YO

[RossTheBoss]

I be workin 35 sometime 40 hours a WEEK yo to provide for me and my baby mama. I see these bailouts left and right. Corporate Amerika? Fuck dat. WHERE'S MY BAILOUT?
Life aint easy in da burbs. People be judgin and puttin me down sayin I gots to ack white. Nigga, PLEASE. DIS WHO I AM. DIS WHO I ALWAYS BE. I JUST ME. THA MOTHA FUCKIN REALNESS. So you can run and take THAT.

BLOW ME

~Realness

[Get fucked]

Get fucked

[Screw_Michigan]

I had a black woman call me "white boy" down on my old block last night. I should have called her Mammy.

[War Wagon]

[smackaholic]

I am ususally against banning shit trolls seeing as a board does indeed need it's tards, but, in this case I think we should go one better.

Ban the entire mvscal troll genre.

Pretty please?

[Ana Ng]

Has anyone seen Douchebag lately?

I love that guy.

[BossBobby]

Ban the entire mvscal troll genre.

Pretty please?

Wurd. I tyred of deez trik azz bizzitches actin like bitch azz trizznics. Yall kneed to kik deez mofukin stawburrys to da kurb.

GOAT haz spizzokin

[RossTheBoss]

it's tards

Dat would be ITS tards. Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch. Even RossDaMa'FuckinBoss learned dat shit in da 4th grade, yo. And I only made it to da 4th grade. You just be hatin and frontin on my shit like all da crackas at work. They be sayin I gots ta grow up and shit. Fuck all that. Dis who I be, and I luv me some me.

BossBobby ain't shizzit. I take dumps wit more game than homeboy. DON'T MAKE SHIT BOUT TO GO DOWN, NIGGA. CUZ SHIT WILL GET REAL.

I live by two mottos, boy:

WHEN BITCHES NEED BANGIN I BANG BITCHES
&
NEVER DOUBT THE MONEY, SON

~Realness

[smackaholic]

it's tards

Dat would be ITS tards. Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch. Even RossDaMa'FuckinBoss learned dat shit in da 4th grade, yo. And I only made it to da 4th grade. You just be hatin and frontin on my shit like all da crackas at work. They be sayin I gots ta grow up and shit. Fuck all that. Dis who I be, and I luv me some me.

BossBobby ain't shizzit. I take dumps wit more game than homeboy. DON'T MAKE SHIT BOUT TO GO DOWN, NIGGA. CUZ SHIT WILL GET REAL.

I live by two mottos, boy:

WHEN BITCHES NEED BANGIN I BANG BITCHES
&
NEVER DOUBT THE MONEY, SON

~Realness

damn.

even the wiggas know how to spell its.

[Screw_Michigan]

Rack RossTheBoss.

[mvscal]

Rack RossTheBoss.

Reluctantly, yes. I shouldn't be laughing but I am.

[Dinsdale]

Rack RossTheBoss.

Reluctantly, yes. I shouldn't be laughing but I am.

A nauseating 2nd.

[RossTheBoss]

Dis shit no joke, son. Howz a nigga survive in a suburb dat be 97% caucasian and average income of 96 grrr? People be swimmin in hundred dolla bills. I be treadin in pennies. I gots ta hustle and ball and do my thizzang. I'm just a nigga tryin to survive in a white man's world. But i'm a fighter, dog. I gots ta do what I gots ta do to feed my family, dog.

~Realness

[smackaholic]

Dis shit no joke, son. Howz a nigga survive in a suburb dat be 97% caucasian and average income of 96 grrr? People be swimmin in hundred dolla bills. I be treadin in pennies. I gots ta hustle and ball and do my thizzang. I'm just a nigga tryin to survive in a white man's world. But i'm a fighter, dog. I gots ta do what I gots ta do to feed my family, dog.

~Realness

I am fairly sure that gots has an apostrophe in it.

[RossTheBoss]

Check dis shit, yo. I be workin on my beats and flow.

life be rough on da east side
million dolla cribs, dope ass rides
but i ain't got shit 'cept game and pride
but da bitches be wet cuz i slide and glide

dope jeans and dope polos
i roll blounts when i roll solo
i pound hos dat pound rolos
bitchez luv my game my style & flow

don't be hatin cuz i got mines
busta ass tricks can't touch my rhymes
tilt my hat when i rise and shine
life be rough but i feelin fine

white colla life be twice as nice
but i'm just a nigga tryin to earn my slice
at least walmart be rollin back their price
so i can feed my family more than rice

~Realness

[White Cock]

KC's ode to Ucant:

Your're standin at the door, I'm fallin on the floor
You even look better than you did before
Im starin at your sizzle chest, wonderin if I can do this
Its been a while but I couldnt forget you

Just a little lift has got me feeling things
Just a little steam has got me seein things
Just a little taste has make me bust the chains
Do things I do not fear like receive man rape

Do it like you do it to me
Sizzle chest, sizzle chest
Do it like you do it to me
Let Marty watch, let Marty watch

Ive changed my mind, Im ready for you this time.

[Go Coogs']

i pound hos dat pound rolos

Nothing to see here. Move along.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

KC's ode to Ucant:

Your're standin at the door, I'm fallin on the floor
You even look better than you did before
Im starin at your sizzle chest, wonderin if I can do this
Its been a while but I couldnt forget you

Just a little lift has got me feeling things
Just a little steam has got me seein things
Just a little taste has make me bust the chains
Do things I do not fear like receive man rape

Do it like you do it to me
Sizzle chest, sizzle chest
Do it like you do it to me
Let Marty watch, let Marty watch

Ive changed my mind, Im ready for you this time.

[whoa heil] [/whoa heil]