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If he doesn't, to fuck with him.
Slap a scarlet L on his forehead.
Do NOT screw this up, Jess.
Slap a scarlet L on his forehead.
Do NOT screw this up, Jess.
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Unbefuckinglievable.
Jess the Rookie.
Superstar.
Jess the Rookie.
Superstar.
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He mentioned every site BUT this one.
That's actually a good thing...
That's actually a good thing...
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Epic FAIL!Carson wrote:He mentioned every site BUT this one.
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Wow, he should have been in the background there, as well.
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you would think being a famous extra, he'd have some groupie action going by now, but, from the sounds of it, he's still a virgin.
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Jsc810 wrote:Rack Jess, dude is living his dream.
And yours.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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$139 an hour to do absolutely nothing? Sign me up.
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And how many hours a month does he work?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:$139 an hour to do absolutely nothing? Sign me up.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Well, I'd have to imagine the "world's greatest extra" is getting a decent amount of hours...as far as extras go. I've never been on a movie set but from what I've heard there's a lot of standin' around and nothin-doin' for long periods of time. Plus Jess mentioned something about getting overtime. Which is good because I'd imagine L.A. hookers are pricey.
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I think he said he gets paid $139 for 8 hours of work, didn't he?
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That's a little more like it.poptart wrote:I think he said he gets paid $139 for 8 hours of work, didn't he?
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Did he? I guess I couldn't tell through all the nervous stammering and stuttering. That would seem a lot more reasonable.
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Yes, they're not going to pay Jess $139 an hour because nobody is going to those lame movies for the purpose of seeing that fat, goofy slap.mvscal wrote:That's a little more like it.poptart wrote:I think he said he gets paid $139 for 8 hours of work, didn't he?
Except for maybe Jsc.
Still can't get over "the rookie" not giving the board it's proper shout out.
You jackASS!
Get your dumb self signed up for some new interview program - and make proper amends, Hymen.
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Wow! Watch the whole thing and you'll see why he doesn't post here. That 10 minutes will seem like an hour, but afterward you'll look at your fat wife (that sucks black cock), ugly kids (due to your genetics... not hers), etc. It gives a new meaning to "at least I'm not (whomever)."Sudden Sam wrote:Made it thru 35 seconds of this shit:
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Papa Willie wrote:Should I fuck with him on FB for not racking the trolls?
Just give him some serious props..damn, dude was on Leno and he's done great for a background guy...
Carry On Rookie! Good things happen to nice people.
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While we were going to commercial I mouthed Rack The Trolls
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The only people who can make it through that whole video are those who are worse off than that fatass dork or enjoy torture. I'm with Sam. Bout 30 seconds until I was ready to jam an ice pick in my ear.Atomic Punk wrote:Wow! Watch the whole thing and you'll see why he doesn't post here.
Apparently, Hollywood has this fucker pegged. Complete fucking dork who should be muted.
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I've actually met Jess in person and he's a very good dude. Making fun of people is one thing, but someone like you bowing to peer pressure like a high school girl is something else. You're lying if you tell me you didn't watch the whole thing. It's so bad that you're wanting to see if it gets better, but it doesn't. It's so horrible that it's entertaining.IndyFrisco wrote:The only people who can make it through that whole video are those who are worse off than that fatass dork or enjoy torture. I'm with Sam. Bout 30 seconds until I was ready to jam an ice pick in my ear.Atomic Punk wrote:Wow! Watch the whole thing and you'll see why he doesn't post here.
Apparently, Hollywood has this fucker pegged. Complete fucking dork who should be muted.
BTW, when are you going to build a helicopter landing pad on your estate to import livestock for your PVC meat grinder?
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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They actually let him talk on camera? First time for everything, I guess.
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I'm sure he is. I never called him an asshole.Atomic Punk wrote:I've actually met Jess in person and he's a very good dude.
It's what we do here.Making fun of people is one thing
Peer pressure? Where? For what?, but someone like you bowing to peer pressure like a high school girl is something else.
I have no need to lie. I'm sorry for you that you enjoyed that 10 minutes. I could not get through a minute of it. I said to myself, "No wonder," and then clicked the stop button.You're lying if you tell me you didn't watch the whole thing. It's so bad that you're wanting to see if it gets better, but it doesn't. It's so horrible that it's entertaining.
You do realize the KitchenAid Metal Meat Grinder is vintage, right? They do not make them anymore. They substituted the metal housing for plastic years ago keeping the spirl feeder rod, cutting blade and pattern plates metal. Kind of like how you substituted cotton boxers for polyester granny panties.BTW, when are you going to build a helicopter landing pad on your estate to import livestock for your PVC meat grinder?
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Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, when are you going to build a helicopter landing pad on your estate to import livestock for your PVC meat grinder?
Maybe Indy can let you borrow his meatgrinder... that way you can take another step towards being a fully operable tranny, you penis tucking wet nurse.
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Credit where credit is due. That made me laugh.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, when are you going to build a helicopter landing pad on your estate to import livestock for your PVC meat grinder?
Maybe Indy can let you borrow his meatgrinder... that way you can take another step towards being a fully operable tranny, you penis tucking wet nurse.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Plastic = phony---> kinda like a simile for your existence. Tell the board how you've accumulated your wealth. I know, but won't say anything because you'll call me an info whore.IndyFrisco wrote:I'm sure he is. I never called him an asshole.Atomic Punk wrote:I've actually met Jess in person and he's a very good dude.
You do realize the KitchenAid Metal Meat Grinder is vintage, right? They do not make them anymore. They substituted the metal housing for plastic years ago keeping the spirl feeder rod, cutting blade and pattern plates metal. Kind of like how you substituted cotton boxers for polyester granny panties.
I'll take shit from ucunt, etc. However, you are arrogant and nobody is buying you were able to afford such a luxurious Kardashian existence without help from someone's family.
Yeah, bring it bro... since this is all about smack.
Look dude, if you want to get personal while sitting on your perch... then you'll lose.
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Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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IKYABINTAtomic Punk wrote:Tell the board how you've accumulated your wealth. I know, but won't say anything because you'll call me an info whore.
I Know You Are But I'm Not Telling.
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Every time you talk tough, you end up getting bitch stomped. Have some dignity for once in your life and go back to fingering your asshole while lounging around in evening wear.Atomic Punk wrote:Yeah, bring it bro... since this is all about smack.
Look dude, if you want to get personal while sitting on your perch... then you'll lose.
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Hey 'roid rager... I'm storing you in the "pantry," and when I'm done with the one that doesn't have the need to work for a living... you can leave or stick around. It's up to you. I've done this for over 10 years and have never let up upon those that interest me to have fun with. I never forget a foe and will always throw.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Look dude, if you want to get personal while sitting on your perch... then you'll lose.
Yeah, if only anyone had "personal" ammo on AP.
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What does this even mean?Atomic Punk wrote: I'm storing you in the "pantry,"
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I don't know but if he offers you any lotion I suggest you decline.
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Hard work and great investments? ESPP mean anything to you, or did Home Depot not offer one? Maxing out on that for 5 years (at about a 1300% cap gain) and the 20k stock options from my previous employer that more than doubled sure helped. Too bad I left the company with another 30k options on the table I wasn't vested in which would have only taken 3 more years. I had a really good thing going there, but I had done well enough already and wanted to start a family NOT in the city.Atomic Punk wrote:Tell the board how you've accumulated your wealth.
Soooooo...you take offense to being called an infowhore and challenge me to a personal info duel? How very AP of you. Besides, I already called you an infowhore and got Marcus Allened. Feel free to punch out here with any personal info you want to drop. T1B will be a better place without you.Atomic Punk wrote:I know, but won't say anything because you'll call me an info whore.
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Not changing careers every equinox and dumping his savings into U-Hauls may have helped.Atomic Punk wrote:Tell the board how you've accumulated your wealth.
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I know, but won't say anything because you'll call me an idiot.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:What does this even mean?Atomic Punk wrote: I'm storing you in the "pantry,"
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Squirt... squirt... you can do it! Momma's boy is about to break down and cry. Make the Great Santini proud!IndyFrisco wrote: T1B will be a better place without you.
I'll bet you are in the private forum begging to have me banned. You've invested in Extended Service Plans from Home Depot? The people that steal shopping carts to collect cans are laughing at you. Give me a fucking break.
You've avoided the direct jab on how you've actually collected wealth. You are braggadocios, arrogant, and for you to show that you've married wealth is a slap to anybody here that knows your story. If I get banned, then I win.
You are a pussydashian.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Was that supposed to be an insult?Atomic Punk wrote:luxurious Kardashian existence
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I think so. Because it would be just awful to marry a hot chick with shitloads of money, right? :roll:BSmack wrote:Was that supposed to be an insult?Atomic Punk wrote:luxurious Kardashian existence
AP, you're not an info whore, you're a meopausing gossipy yenta.
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OCDmike, while I like your story of getting a lazy RN fired... if you're going to chime in before I go after a few others (assuming a pussy Admin doesn't try to ban me), then don't misspell words or become the face of becoming another anti-Semite.OCDmike wrote: I think so. Because it would be just awful to marry a hot chick with shitloads of money, right? :roll:
AP, you're not an info whore, you're a meopausing gossipy yenta.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.