Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

Moderator: Jesus H Christ

Post Reply
User avatar
Derron
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7644
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:28 pm
Location: Pacific Northwest

Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Derron »

Only the Muzzies could come up with this..watch all the tards go running to apply..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... quare.html

These ugly bitches could not get some one to shine a flashlight up their snatch it they paid them.

Image
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12087
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by mvscal »

RACK the will of the people!!!

--JSCockholster
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock
Posts: 8802
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:42 pm
Location: Here

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by LTS TRN 2 »

Well gee, D, are you so ignorant to ignore the fact that the practice of checking for virginity is a standard of Orthodox Jewish custom? And...that the inbred royalty of England demanded the same interesting inspection on Lady Di before she married her totally homo hubby? And that similar idiotic priorities are part and parcel of the entire Christer movement--celibacy rings, etc.?

So...how about some props for the strong women of Egypt, instead of a weak and absurdly uninformed smear...

In short, grow a brain. :idea:
Before God was, I am
User avatar
OCmike
Cursed JFFL Owner
Posts: 3626
Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:58 pm
Location: South Bay

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by OCmike »

"Sweaty Desert Cooch Cherry-Checker" has got to be the worst job ever. Probably feels like sticking your finger in a hot rotten tomato.
Moving Sale wrote: I could easily have an IQ of 40
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12087
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by mvscal »

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Well gee, D, are you so ignorant to ignore the fact that the practice of checking for virginity is a standard of Orthodox Jewish custom?
Really, is that what happens to females who are arrested in Israel? Are you sure about that?

Don't your jaws ever get tired from sucking the goat shit of off every Muslim cock you can wrap your lips around? Does it ever get old for you?
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

And to think, Derron's children were too stupid to stay in school, now they're "fighting the good fight" against the hajjis.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock
Posts: 8802
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:42 pm
Location: Here

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by LTS TRN 2 »

mvscal wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Well gee, D, are you so ignorant to ignore the fact that the practice of checking for virginity is a standard of Orthodox Jewish custom?
Really, is that what happens to females who are arrested in Israel? Are you sure about that?

Don't your jaws ever get tired from sucking the goat shit of off every Muslim cock you can wrap your lips around? Does it ever get old for you?
I didn't suggest anything about women who've been arrested, I'm talking about the traditional practice of inspecting her for marriage. The hanging of the bloody sheet from the honeymoon suite was awaited and cheered by the locals, etc., as proof of her virginity.
Before God was, I am
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12087
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by mvscal »

LTS TRN 2 wrote:I didn't suggest anything about women who've been arrested, I'm talking about the traditional practice of inspecting her for marriage. The hanging of the bloody sheet from the honeymoon suite was awaited and cheered by the locals, etc., as proof of her virginity.
The women in the story weren't being "inspected for marraige," idiot.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
I didn't suggest anything about women who've been arrested, I'm talking about the traditional practice of inspecting her for marriage. The hanging of the bloody sheet from the honeymoon suite was awaited and cheered by the locals, etc., as proof of her virginity.
You have serious mental health issues.

Why are you so hung up on Jewish cultural ritual?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock
Posts: 8802
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:42 pm
Location: Here

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by LTS TRN 2 »

mvscal wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:I didn't suggest anything about women who've been arrested, I'm talking about the traditional practice of inspecting her for marriage. The hanging of the bloody sheet from the honeymoon suite was awaited and cheered by the locals, etc., as proof of her virginity.
The women in the story weren't being "inspected for marraige," idiot.

The IDF doesn't check their twats, they run them over with a bulldozer!
Image
Before God was, I am
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12087
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by mvscal »

Martyred wrote:Why are you so hung up on Jewish cultural ritual?
His petition to become a traditional Mohel was denied. He's had it out of them ever since.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock
Posts: 8802
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:42 pm
Location: Here

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by LTS TRN 2 »

Martyred wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:
I didn't suggest anything about women who've been arrested, I'm talking about the traditional practice of inspecting her for marriage. The hanging of the bloody sheet from the honeymoon suite was awaited and cheered by the locals, etc., as proof of her virginity.
You have serious mental health issues.

Why are you so hung up on Jewish cultural ritual?

No, b-juice, I'd say that the folks who demand the bloody sheet have a serious mental problem. And the ones who feel compelled by God to genitally mutilate their baby boys are similarly fucked up. Gee, what's your opinion...oh that's right, you don't have any...just tiny snips and coy catcalls.
Before God was, I am
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12087
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by mvscal »

LTS TRN 2 wrote:The IDF doesn't check their twats, they run them over with a bulldozer!
Lucky for you we don't run twats over with bulldozers here in the States, huh?
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Get your self to a psychiatrist, Felchco.

Do you realise most of your posts devolve into discussion ( in lurid detail) on the girth, length and utility of Jewish cocks?


Seriously, do a search on your own posts. You may be alarmed.




Or not.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock
Posts: 8802
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:42 pm
Location: Here

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by LTS TRN 2 »

No, I never talk about penises or any sort of homo smack.

What...you think circumcision is a mentally healthy proposition--from either perspective?
Before God was, I am
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12087
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by mvscal »

LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, I never talk about penises or any sort of homo smack.

What...you think circumcision is a mentally healthy proposition--from either perspective?
Uh...you're talking about penises right now and, evidently, you've given the subject a great deal of thought.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

You irrationally preoccupy yourself with deliberating Hebrew mating/courtship ritual.

What is your problem? I'm being serious now.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock
Posts: 8802
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:42 pm
Location: Here

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by LTS TRN 2 »

Well I stated quite plainly what should be shocking--or at least disgusting--fundamental practices of the good folks whose ancient Torah has given rise to innumerable "blue laws" and repressive and insane social policies throughout Western civilization. And this same demented tribal model is somehow installed in the center of the Arab world--and has the U.S. congress by the balls--and has engendered unending hatred for both America and its actual values.

Okay?

Now, sure, Quadaffy is a a ludicrous sociopathic mass murderer drag queen, and as it turns out he's technically a Jew. And he's two doors down from the fake state, etc.

Do the fucking math. Think. I know it's hard, but you're really not even trying.
Before God was, I am
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Okay Felchco, I think I understand...

I had to dust off my Kabbala texts and re-interpret your post using the secret arcane wisdom of the ancient rabbis, as proscribed by the Babylonian Talmud. Using their cryptic numerological formulas, I deciphered your post from this:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, I never talk about penises or any sort of homo smack.

What...you think circumcision is a mentally healthy proposition--from either perspective?
...to this...
LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, I never talk about penises or any sort of homo smack.

What...you think circumcision
is a mentally healthy proposition--from either perspective?
...revealing itself as...

"...talk about penises, is a healthy proposition..."



You sick bastard.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock
Posts: 8802
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:42 pm
Location: Here

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by LTS TRN 2 »

You've not studied any sort of talmudic anything, and your "jokes" are standard seventh-grade catcalls. Why...do you even bother?
Before God was, I am
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

LTS TRN 2 wrote:You've not studied any sort of talmudic anything,
Try me.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock
Posts: 8802
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:42 pm
Location: Here

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by LTS TRN 2 »

Go suck an egg, you tedious bore.

Kadaffi is surrounded by a bevy of hot commandos--he's got nowhere to go--it turns out he's got a hole card called Right of Return....but not his sons..

And you're prepared to defend the cultural custom of circumcision? You need to read more and post less.
Before God was, I am
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

LTS TRN 2 wrote: And you're prepared to defend the cultural custom of circumcision?
Cocks.



Again.


You won't let this go, will you?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12087
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by mvscal »

LTS TRN 2 wrote:he's got nowhere to go--
He's got plenty of friends in Caracas and Havana. They probably won't mind that he's cut.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Maybe Felchco can take Gaddafi in.


Balls deep, that is.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
User avatar
LTS TRN 2
I suck Jew cock
Posts: 8802
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:42 pm
Location: Here

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by LTS TRN 2 »

Martyred wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote: And you're prepared to defend the cultural custom of circumcision?
Cocks.



Again.


You won't let this go, will you?
Well, actually the thread is about pussies. But it's the disgusting traditions that we're reviewing.

As for Kadaffy going to Venezuela. forget it. Chavez doesn't like apartheid states, and since Kadaffi was a pliant abettor of the the fake state, his credibility among any progressive government will be minimal.
Before God was, I am
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12087
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by mvscal »

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Well, actually the thread is about pussies.
It was until you started talking about cocks.
As for Kadaffy going to Venezuela. forget it. Chavez doesn't like apartheid states,
What the fuck are you talking about? Mo is one of el Gordo's best friends in the whole wide international world.

Image
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
Derron
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7644
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:28 pm
Location: Pacific Northwest

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Derron »

Martyred wrote:And to think, Derron's children were too stupid to stay in school, now they're "fighting the good fight" against the hajjis.
Bwwaaahaaa you are so fucking funny..

Rack my boys for sending a few of them hajjis to meet Allah...best fucking thing they have done yet for the world...oh and for staying in school..you ignorant fuck..after serving in the US military, the military then pays for their college education....but then you Canadians never fought in a war, so that move is not required for your conscripts.

Hopefully that stupid back bacon eating piece of shit you call a General that got himself put in charge of that NATO force over there don't fuck things up royally, but likely he will.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
User avatar
mvscal
Blank
Posts: 12087
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:14 am

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by mvscal »

Derron wrote:but then you Canadians never fought in a war...
You mean besides WW1, WW2, Korea, Desert Storm and the same war in Afghanistan that your mouthbreathing kids are fighting.

Canadians are douchebags not pussies.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Dinsdale »

They did kinda win the first battle after the invasion of Europe in WW2.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Derron
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7644
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:28 pm
Location: Pacific Northwest

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Derron »

mvscal wrote:
Derron wrote:but then you Canadians never fought in a war...
You mean besides WW1, WW2, Korea, Desert Storm and the same war in Afghanistan that your mouthbreathing kids are fighting.

Canadians are douchebags not pussies.
Should have known it had to have the [sarcasm]tags on it before some Heil Hitler fuck face wanna be like you would understand it.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Goober McTuber »

Derron wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Derron wrote:but then you Canadians never fought in a war...
You mean besides WW1, WW2, Korea, Desert Storm and the same war in Afghanistan that your mouthbreathing kids are fighting.

Canadians are douchebags not pussies.
Should have known it had to have the [sarcasm]tags on it before some Heil Hitler fuck face wanna be like you would understand it.
That was sarcasm? Absolute bullshit.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Moving Sale

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by Moving Sale »

Derron wrote:Rack my boys for sending a few of them hajjis to meet Allah...best fucking thing they have done yet for the world...oh and for staying in school..you ignorant fuck..after serving in the US military, the military then pays for their college education....but then you Canadians never fought in a war, so that move is not required for your conscripts.
So your boys are homicidal government tit suckers and to boot it's the best thing they have ever done? By that description, if America is lucky they will come home in a bag.

or maybe the will come home and menendez you... oh that's right you have no money.
User avatar
PSUFAN
dents with meaning
Posts: 18324
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 pm
Location: BLITZBURGH

Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !

Post by PSUFAN »

OCmike wrote:hot rotten tomato.
bwaahahaha
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
Post Reply