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It's The perfect cookbook for you boys ;)

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Come the fuck on....Christ, I can never have any type of custard again.
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Did you find that in your "husband's" collection of gay porn?
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which one of you is Josh Waters? :lol: :lol:

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omg when i saw dis i was like: GROOOOOOOOOOOSS!!! but then, my hot sexy 13 year old girl friend bought it for me && sent it to me in the mail (since we live in different states, yo). and i sed "FINEE" so then i red a sperm pastry recipe and i tried it and it was the best pastrie ever dat it had brought tears to my eyes and then it made me more happier to masterbate. it improved my masterbating skillz, dog!
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