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My wife had her work hours cut a few weeks ago and my hours were also cut by 1/4 last week like I feared. Our household income has dropped. We had a family meeting when my wife's hours were cut where we made a plan to cut our spending by over 20%. Even with that we are struggling and behind one month on our house mortgage. And the timing for my daughter to get her braces could not have been worse. But that is too late now. Anyway my wife got a bright idea to cut gasoline spending and that is to get a mortter scooter. The one she wants looks like this.
She wants to use it to bop around on short errands and to work. I think our money problem is an excuse to get this toy for her because she was talking about wanting one of these before our money issue came. I know what she is saying about saving on gas money is true in the long run but the scooter costs around $2,000 and I don't think we can even afford payments on it now. But she has her heart set on it now and I know how this will end up. She will get it. We will have to cut spending on more other things. But my question is is it safe? Does anybody here have any experience with scooters like this? What do you think? Let me know please.
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She wants to use it to bop around on short errands and to work. I think our money problem is an excuse to get this toy for her because she was talking about wanting one of these before our money issue came. I know what she is saying about saving on gas money is true in the long run but the scooter costs around $2,000 and I don't think we can even afford payments on it now. But she has her heart set on it now and I know how this will end up. She will get it. We will have to cut spending on more other things. But my question is is it safe? Does anybody here have any experience with scooters like this? What do you think? Let me know please.
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My mistake. This is what it looks like.
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Dan, talk to Tarddowen, he has a scooter. Here's a pic of him riding:
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Dan, your wife is a fucking moron. Tell her if she wants some stupid scooter, she needs to get those throngs of unwashed men who line up daily to slaughter her dirtpipe to pay for her services for a change. She's going to be cheating on you anyway, so you might as well make a buck from it.
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If Im not mistaken, theres a few divorce attorneys that post here. I think your screwed Dan...be a man and stand up to your wife and she will leave you or dont stand up to her and she will spend you poor.
Reminds me, I have a sandpiper hanging out in my front yard.
Cool bird, keeps its head down and bobs its ass up and down. Very entertaining in a sedative sort of way.
Reminds me, I have a sandpiper hanging out in my front yard.
Cool bird, keeps its head down and bobs its ass up and down. Very entertaining in a sedative sort of way.
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Sounds like Tarddowen at a Palm Springs White Party.Trampis wrote:Cool bird, keeps its head down and bobs its ass up and down.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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My wife has a 2004 Chevy Malibu. When she first started talking about wanting a scooter I asked her if we would then sell her car. She looked at me like I was crazy and said the scooter would only be for good weather months. So I know it is out of the question. She needs a car a lot of the time. I know that. We'll cut our spending in some other ways. Where there is a will there is a way. If we look around we still have a lot of things that nickle and dime us. We can tighten the belt some more. My wife can enjoy her scooter. She wants it and it will save on gas money during the spring and summer. Thanks for your idea Jsc810.Jsc810 wrote:Does your wife have a car? If so, she could sell it, and then get one of those.
That would save some money.
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Get her a bicycle, and have her make a "bbrrrrooommmm- bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrbbbrrrroom" sound with her mouth while she is pedaling it. Some cards sticking into the spokes with help enhance the experience. Same as a scooter. She can even make a "squeeeek" sound when she puts on the brakes.
What were we just talking about?
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Open it up sometime like this guy.Toddowen wrote:I took my scooter in to work last night. Probably do the same tonight, weather permitting.
I have a Derbi Atlantis. It's a nice little 49cc two stroke. Piaggio engine, same as Vespa. Decent acceleration, turns and stops on a lira.
I also now am in possesion of a 1976 Suzuki GT550, which is a little too loud to drive home at night, it being a 3 cylinder two stroke. It's as loud as an HD, and perhaps even more irritating in its sound. I would wake up every occupant of every house within a half mile of my trip home, were I to take it home at 3 am.
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Can you still license old 2-stroke road bikes? With all the emissions standards we have today I just wonder about these things as I would like to buy an old 2-stroke road bike someday to ride around. What about if there is a lost title, would it be possible to license after righting the lost title status? LOT of old bikes on craigslist with lost titles.
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If ya talking 2 stroke street bikes, get one of these with an aftermarket tuned pipe......
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STFU, scooter riding twinkletoes half a cock snorkling polly prissy pants sissy! YOu make Dan Vogel look like a death dealing Alien Predator . I bring you THE holy grail of 2 stroke 70s street bikes and you prattle like some top knotted 75 year old schoolteacher about unwar bikes and war scooters and ponies. I bet you wish you could have taken those 8 year olds for a "spin" on your "pony" you lacy thong wearing assplugged pedo gimp.Toddowen wrote:For a short commute, the scooters are a lot of fun. I only have a little over five miles to work over a nice scenic road along the shoreline. The drive back home on a summer night with the smell of the sea as I go over the Niantic River bridge is exhilarating.
And if there's a place around town that is reminiscient of the French Quarter of New Orleans nearby, by all means take your scooter for a ride there. You can turn that thing around in the narrowest of streets, and you can have conversations with pedestrians without having to shout. Lots of fun.
A lot of people love the scooter who frown on the motorcycle too. I get people greeting me and waving to me all the time on the scooter, which I never get on a motorcycle. I remember about a month ago that I had my scooter in the bed of my truck and went inside a convinience store to buy a pack. When I came out, there were these little soccer girls of about 8 years old who were eyeing the scooter like it was a pony. I know a lot of you will make light of that, but I thought it was tremendously sweet. I almost wish I could have let them take it for a spin. You could see in their eyes that it was going to be on their Christmas wish list.
Now ride that bitch asthmatic rat powered little girls bicycle you call a scooter on the Interstate and take a large bite out of the next oncoming tractor trailer bumper, TIA
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Toddowen wrote:Whatever
When I'm stopped at a light along side you, my bitchslap wont care what ride you're straddling.
Is bitchslap the name you gave your blow up doll?
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Cripple fight.MadRussian wrote:Toddowen wrote:Whatever
When I'm stopped at a light along side you, my bitchslap wont care what ride you're straddling.
Is bitchslap the name you gave your blow up doll?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Cripple fight.MadRussian wrote:Toddowen wrote:Whatever
When I'm stopped at a light along side you, my bitchslap wont care what ride you're straddling.
Is bitchslap the name you gave your blow up doll?
And now there are TWO mentally crippled tards for me to smack in this thread!!11
I see you are as pathetic and limpdicked no take pussy as usual, some things never change I guess.
Tell you what, blubber Mccockslobberer I will let you try again, being the good sport that I am and lets see what your boil infested fat ass can muster up as a semblance of smack.
Until then, wrap your fist in barbed wire, and fish in your colon for gerbils, thanks
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MadRussian wrote:...wrap your fist in barbed wire, and fish in your colon for gerbils...
x 1 000 000
WTF????????
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http://www.google.com/search?q=faggots+ ... tartPage=1Martyred wrote:MadRussian wrote:...wrap your fist in barbed wire, and fish in your colon for gerbils...
x 1 000 000
WTF????????
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I believe that would injure even the most leathery and violently abused rectum.Martyred wrote:MadRussian wrote:...wrap your fist in barbed wire, and fish in your colon for gerbils...
x 1 000 000
WTF????????
Felchco or Mtool, can you please confirm?
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IKYABWAI. Thanks for proving my point.MadRussian wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Cripple fight.MadRussian wrote:
Is bitchslap the name you gave your blow up doll?
And now there are TWO mentally crippled tards for me to smack in this thread!!11
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
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Sigh.Goober McTuber wrote:
IKYABWAI. Thanks for proving my point.
IF that had been all I posted, but it wasn't.
But thanks for playing, ankle biting takeless bitch.
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It was as much as I read, you wet-brained fucktard.MadRussian wrote:Sigh.Goober McTuber wrote:
IKYABWAI. Thanks for proving my point.
IF that had been all I posted, but it wasn't.
"Sigh"? Did you hitch up your petticoats when you posted that, Nancy?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Good fuck you suck balls, takeless limpdicked bitch.
I am sure everybody here believes thats as far as you read.
Its not even fun to smack someone that is this fucking pathetic, I feel like I am picking on the retarded kid at school.
I am sure everybody here believes thats as far as you read.
Its not even fun to smack someone that is this fucking pathetic, I feel like I am picking on the retarded kid at school.
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Careful Goobs, next go 'round he might call you a "takeless bitch".
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Perhaps you didnt notice for the balck cocks in front of your dripping, semen slicked face, but I am trying to get the fat tub of shit to lay some semblance of smack down, but it IS cute to see you rush to your boyfriends defense though, petunia.PSUFAN wrote:Careful Goobs, next go 'round he might call you a "takeless bitch".
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Goobs, better watch out -- you're about to be accused of taking this place too seriously...
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followed by another round of IKYABWAI.
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Not so fast Dins. I found out in this thread you can negate an IKYABWAI by continuing to type.Dinsdale wrote:followed by another round of IKYABWAI.
The man covers his tracks.
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My Hubby rebuilds vintage Lambretta's
This is his fave runabout
This is his fave runabout
You just can't fix stupid...trust me I've tried
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There IKYABWAI goes...balck cock in hand...
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PSUFAN wrote:There IKYABWAI goes...balck cock in hand...
Good fuck.
After these many years, THATS it?
Pathetic, fucking limpdicked, pathetic.
I came on here in hopes of finding someone who would have some game, and all I get is a takeless pile of shit nipping at my ankles, pusfag, and his band of brownosing asskissers and ball polishers.
I will be back in a few weeks or months or maybe when I get bored, lets try again, and don't fucking dissapoint me again faggots.
This is supposed to be the Cul De Smack, not suck on pusfags sack, for fucks sake.
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How many times have we seen this from you, moron? Your smack rolodex has three cards on it, and it's our fault?
Go gargle with a drum of potassium cyanide, you helpless fucking halfwit.
Go gargle with a drum of potassium cyanide, you helpless fucking halfwit.
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I bet I know what he's gonna say next.
Whirlpool has a setting for that.
Whirlpool has a setting for that.
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At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
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You can put this type of imbecilic incoherency to better use, like bilking the government out of monthly checks. For the love of all that is holy, go hit some more fungo at .net and come back when you've managed to foul tip a tee ball. By accident. The best part of you is still spackled to your mother's asscrack. Eat shit, assfuck.MadRussian wrote:Good fuck.
After these many years, THATS it?
Pathetic, fucking limpdicked, pathetic.
I came on here in hopes of finding someone who would have some game, and all I get is a takeless pile of shit nipping at my ankles, pusfag, and his band of brownosing asskissers and ball polishers.
I will be back in a few weeks or months or maybe when I get bored, lets try again, and don't fucking dissapoint me again faggots.
This is supposed to be the Cul De Smack, not suck on pusfags sack, for fucks sake.
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Mighty "fierce" for being such a cock snorkling closet homo http://sports-boards.net/forums/showthr ... ?p=2948029
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You can put this type of imbecilic incoherency to better use, like bilking the government out of monthly checks. For the love of all that is holy, go hit some more fungo at .net and come back when you've managed to foul tip a tee ball. By accident. The best part of you is still spackled to your mother's asscrack. Eat shit, assfuck.MadRussian wrote:Good fuck.
After these many years, THATS it?
Pathetic, fucking limpdicked, pathetic.
I came on here in hopes of finding someone who would have some game, and all I get is a takeless pile of shit nipping at my ankles, pusfag, and his band of brownosing asskissers and ball polishers.
I will be back in a few weeks or months or maybe when I get bored, lets try again, and don't fucking dissapoint me again faggots.
This is supposed to be the Cul De Smack, not suck on pusfags sack, for fucks sake.
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Oh, wow, another Katy-run shit troll and her band of sackless, purse-holding douchecaskets. You sure showed me.
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Oh wow, you almost copied my postMgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Oh, wow, another Katy-run shit troll and her band of sackless, purse-holding douchecaskets. You sure showed me.
all I get is a takeless pile of shit nipping at my ankles, pusfag, and his band of brownosing asskissers and ball polishers.
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We've already seen this you fucking colostomy bag.MadRussian wrote:http://www.smashmash.tv/showvideo.php?u ... g=meatspin
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