Home Invaders Get Asses Kicked

[Rooster]

What parent, upon realizing their male baby's sex at birth, goes ahead and names their new son "Jasmine?" Did they/she purposefully intend for her boy to get beat up daily and have his lunch money stolen? What, was Tiffany and Candy already taken by her two other stripper sons?

[Screw_Michigan]

Kind of like Southern boys being named Lindsey, right Sam?

[Carson]

Seven people who live in a residence on the 200 block of Richards Drive ...The victims, who are Hispanic, ...

Lemme guess, studio apartment?

[Mikey]

Looks like they gots they faces kicked too.

[Wolfman]

"It was then that one of the people on the floor noticed that Taylor's gun had no magazine in it, and so was unloaded, Barnett said."

Good thing there wasn't a round in the chamber. That would have hurt.

[MuchoBulls]

Seven people who live in a residence on the 200 block of Richards Drive ...The victims, who are Hispanic, ...

Lemme guess, studio apartment?

RACK!!

[Mr T]

Taylor is charged with seven counts of first-degree robbery and is being held on $420,000 bond.

Williams is charged with seven counts of first-degree robbery and one count of first-degree sexual abuse. He is being held on $435,000 bond.

Only 15k more for sexual abuse? Taylor might as well dropped his fingers off in a soft taco.

[smackaholic]

Looks like these boys didn't wanna take a hint from D-bag and the crew.

Don't mess with the messicans.

Oh, and Eric and uhhhh, Jasmine..pfffttt... next time you try to pull off a holdup with an unloaded gun, use a revolver.

[mvscal]

Tough week for home invaders...

Victims beat home invader with his shotgun, records show
Man charged in attack is former friend

The sheriff's report shows Michael Lessard, 25, was wearing a bulletproof vest, mask and gloves when he barged into the home on Athens Court near Apopka and fired a shotgun at a former friend.

The incident report also shows the gunman fired at the former friend, but he jumped up as the pellets struck the floor and they missed. The former friend, Vu Nguyen, 25, and his mother, Tuyet To, 47, then struggled with the intruder. They rushed him, and Nguyen was able to pull the shotgun away and they continued to fight over a handgun.

The fight soon moved outside, where Nguyen's mother continued to batter the attacker's face with the shotgun.

...............

Nguyen said their friendship soured when he claimed Lessard began treating their friendship as an "intimate relationship" in 2008.


http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/cri ... 3685.story

[smackaholic]

Tough week for home invaders...

Victims beat home invader with his shotgun, records show
Man charged in attack is former friend

The sheriff's report shows Michael Lessard, 25, was wearing a bulletproof vest, mask and gloves when he barged into the home on Athens Court near Apopka and fired a shotgun at a former friend.

The incident report also shows the gunman fired at the former friend, but he jumped up as the pellets struck the floor and they missed. The former friend, Vu Nguyen, 25, and his mother, Tuyet To, 47, then struggled with the intruder. They rushed him, and Nguyen was able to pull the shotgun away and they continued to fight over a handgun.

The fight soon moved outside, where Nguyen's mother continued to batter the attacker's face with the shotgun.

...............

Nguyen said their friendship soured when he claimed Lessard began treating their friendship as an "intimate relationship" in 2008.


http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/cri ... 3685.story

Victims beat home invader ...

I'd say that mister reporter dude needs to break out him funk and wagnall and look up the definition of "victim".

If there is a picture next to the definition of victim, it should look like this dude.

Rack the fukk outta mommasan zipperhead for taking a little shotgun stalk BP on this fukker.

[Goober McTuber]

shotgun stalk

ELIMINATED

[smackaholic]

stock. what ever. i been eliminated a few hundred times already anyhoo.

[Mr T]

I harvested my shotgun stalks just yesterday.



Had a good crop this year

[Diego in Seattle]

I harvested my shotgun stalks just yesterday.



Had a good crop this year

Idiot.