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Sudden Sam wrote:Hadn't considered the 'roids angle with Sizemore, but he was pretty "strong" a couple years ago, wasn't he?
Sizemore went all Brady Anderson with the 'roids: Didn't have the obvious bulk like Travis Hafner, but his sharp decrease in production since 2007 is a huge red flag. Hafner speaks for himself. Next Jason Giambi.

Hard to believe the Tribe are three years removed from an ALCS appearance and when Ozzie Guillen said Sizemore was the best player in the AL Central. "He scares the shit out of me," I believe he said.
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88 wrote:I think the Cavs were built to beat Orlando
Not with the way both teams are playing right now.
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He's outta there. He's a pussy.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:He's outta there. He's a pussy.
Agree on both counts
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Sudden Sam wrote:it would be like a nuclear bomb hitting here
If a nuke fell on Cleveland, would anyone notice?

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Didn't you bitches have this at one time:

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My bad, that was Cincy.

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Sudden Sam wrote:Windhorst talked about how big an impact LeBron's exit from Cleveland would be. "If he does do that, it would be like ANOTHER nuclear bomb hitting here."
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Sizemore went all Brady Anderson with the 'roids: Didn't have the obvious bulk like Travis Hafner, but his sharp decrease in production since 2007 is a huge red flag.
You mean like in 2008 when he set a career mark for HR? :meds:

Last year he had a sports hernia and an elbow injury that pretty ruined his season. He then had two surgeries in the offseason. It doesn't appear that he's fully recovered yet. Could roids have been a contributing factor in the injuries? Maybe.
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You all may not like Kobe much, but he would never pull shit like that.
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I agree with mikey. We all know Kobe doesnt pull out when the going gets rough... :wink:
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I agree with Mikey.

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Sizemore went all Brady Anderson with the 'roids: Didn't have the obvious bulk like Travis Hafner, but his sharp decrease in production since 2007 is a huge red flag.
You mean like in 2008 when he set a career mark for HR? :meds:

Last year he had a sports hernia and an elbow injury that pretty ruined his season. He then had two surgeries in the offseason. It doesn't appear that he's fully recovered yet. Could roids have been a contributing factor in the injuries? Maybe.
He was one of my keepers last year and this year for some reason he's still on the 'can't cut' list.
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That's what happens when you hire a dickless coach at the insistence of a nutless pussbag like LeTard. The Cavs are a disgrace and just more evidence that the NBA is the most reprehensible league on the face of the earth.
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Sudden Sam wrote:And that is why Cleveland is the punchline...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 00010.html

It's inexplicable that in the final minutes, with the clock ticking down, the Cleveland Cavaliers would just let it all expire. No fouls, no desperation, no three-point heaves. They just let it go, the season and perhaps the future. Tick, tick, tick, gone. A wrap. The end. No stopping the clock, no one last timeout. If they didn't give up they certainly gave out.

That's all I read of this piece 'cause it said exactly what I was thinking last night. Quitters. Pitiful. Not even a token effort to get back in the game. Could the Cavs have pulled it out? Very doubtful. But to go down like that was weak. Shitty. Screw 'em.


I'll second that. Nice team Cleveland. :hfal:
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Sudden Sam wrote:They quit
Yep. You rarely, if ever, see NHL teams outright quit in the playoffs. The NBA is a disgrace to humanity and deserves to die in a genocidal blaze.
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As the game wound down I was pretty disappointed.

I was hoping Lebron would get one more turnover to complete the quadruple double.
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88 wrote:(I think he's in a NY State of mind, myself).
Of course he is, you think this cat's priority is a championship ? $$$ is what drives him, he'll take a step down in quality of surrounding talent to fatten his wallet and ego. On the plus side, he can make a movie with his soon to be best friend Spike L.
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Bucmonkey wrote:
88 wrote:(I think he's in a NY State of mind, myself).
Of course he is, you think this cat's priority is a championship ? $$$ is what drives him, he'll take a step down in quality of surrounding talent to fatten his wallet and ego. On the plus side, he can make a movie with his soon to be best friend Spike L.
I'm inclined to agree with you. If Lebron REALLY wants a title, he would sign a deal with Boston for whatever they could give him. If he wants nothing but longs summers and a fat paycheck, he'll sign with the Knicks.
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The bottom line is Cleveland was never a championship caliber team. They fooled everyone with their regular season mark. Seriously, look at every other team in that is left in the playoffs and you have multiple guys who can go off for 40 maybe sans the Lakers. The Lake show; however, have better role players than the Cavs. Gasol is better than Jameson and Williams, Bynum is better than Shack, and Fisher is much more battle tested than all the other Cav scrubs.

And then you take a look at Boston, Orlando, and Phoenix. They have 3+ players who can straight up ball.

In saying that, LeClam didn't step up when his team needed him the most. With MJ, when he had an off night his teammates still saw the effort from him and fed off of it and stepped their games up to win those championships. Oh yeah, Scotty Pippen was a helluva lot better than Mo freaking Williams.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:He's outta there. He's a pussy.
LeNog doesn't care. He's getting paid regardless.
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88 wrote:
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Sudden Sam wrote:it would be like a nuclear bomb hitting here
If a nuke fell on Cleveland, would anyone notice?
Probably not for a while.

An abandoned house exploded yesterday morning, destroying three others and damaging a dozen more. Not so much news coverage:

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Money is a non factor, he'll be making the league max anywhere he goes. I say he stays put in Cleveland. If he goes anywhere it'll be Chicago.

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To understand Cleveland is to understand the racial dynamic of this nation. Similarly, it is to understand the entire phenomenon of rock 'n roll, etc. And, the tale of capitulation of American industry to transnational corporate fascism. Nature is best understood in the sacred Cuyahoga valley-- where the eastern mountains and western plains begin. Luxury and modern suffering, the most conservative and most liberal, the future and the past.

You don't dare know Cleveland.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:You don't dare know Cleveland.
I'll bet they have the best Steamers, huh, Felchco? I can see why you're a fan.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:To understand Cleveland is to understand the racial dynamic of this nation. Similarly, it is to understand the entire phenomenon of rock 'n roll, etc. And, the tale of capitulation of American industry to transnational corporate fascism. Nature is best understood in the sacred Cuyahoga valley-- where the eastern mountains and western plains begin. Luxury and modern suffering, the most conservative and most liberal, the future and the past.

You don't dare know Cleveland.
You should've posted this with your Patrick Bateman troll.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Money is a non factor, he'll be making the league max anywhere he goes. I say he stays put in Cleveland.
Yeah, except Cleveland's "league max" is more than any other teams "league max" as far as LeDouche goes.
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True. Also, if there's any truth to this rumor that Delonte West is banging Lebron's mom, that could slightly affect his decision making.
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Wtf?? Delonte Loaded Shotgun Strapped To The Back Of A Hayabusa is rumored to be banging Lebron's mom??

Bwahahahaaaa!! If true, that is the most awesome 'sports story' of the year.
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Oh, I don't believe it one iota, but the timing felt right to drop it in here.
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Okay, for the sake of a fun discussion...just how fugly is Lebron's mom anyway? Delonte may be a thoroughly scuzzy-looking thug, but he's still a young millionaire/professional athlete. He could pull better than that, so why on Earth would dude want to hook up with a teammate's mom, much less the one teammate you'd least want to fuck with?

God, I hope it's true. If it is, I wouldn't be surprised to see Delonte come to an abrupt but not untimely end.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:True. Also, if there's any truth to this rumor that Delonte West is banging Lebron's mom, that could slightly affect his decision making.
How playa is dat?

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Wow..that is pathetic. But what's missing in this gallery of Cleveland lights are the major criminal luminaries. Make no mistake, C-berg is the most mob town outside of Queens in this nation. These slimefucks--And they are Italian and Jews working closely together--are like the Goldman Sachs vampires in sucking the town dry. Where are they in this vid? Scary.

As for "the King," he's a clueless moron who can jump out of the gym. He simply wants more fame and lavished praise, without really knowing why, and without caring or truly acknowledging the bigger picture, the reality of the situation, as it were.

Best case scenario: Larry Ellison buys the Warriors and...you know :wink:
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88 wrote:I think he's in a NY State of mind, myself.
Sorry 88, but I hope you're right. I'm heavily considering picking up Knicks season tickets this week.
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Isn't this standard jailhouse procedure?...Shuffling up in yer jammies and presenting your wrists for transport cuffing?

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