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The guy left no stone unturned.
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
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Well, she is a Bama grad.Sudden Sam wrote:Idiot.
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Lessee here, Sam...
1-Mudshark? Check.
2-Overly tweezed Tammy Faye 'brows? Check.
3-Borderline FAT?! Check.
4-Jennifer Aniston wannabe 'do with ridiculous blonde streaks? Check.
5-Spoiled debutante? Check.
6-Adulterer...as long as the guy is rich? Check.
7-Idiotic attention whore? Check.
Yep, she'll be riding Saban Cock while rimming Heisman Bung before you finish reading this sentence.
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1-Mudshark? Check.
2-Overly tweezed Tammy Faye 'brows? Check.
3-Borderline FAT?! Check.
4-Jennifer Aniston wannabe 'do with ridiculous blonde streaks? Check.
5-Spoiled debutante? Check.
6-Adulterer...as long as the guy is rich? Check.
7-Idiotic attention whore? Check.
Yep, she'll be riding Saban Cock while rimming Heisman Bung before you finish reading this sentence.
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That is pretty funnyBSmack wrote:"I feel extremely violated by what you did to me!"
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gotta get a kick out of mistresses that go to the "that bastard cheated on me" card.
uhhh, no honey, he did not cheat on you. he cheated WITH you. ergo, motherfukker IS a cheater by default. you are just one of many whores. elin is the only one hear that should be the least bit pissed, but, a few hundred million bucks can smoove over a whole buncha pissed.
what i don't understand is WTF possessed this broad to call him out publicly? does she think for one instant she will look like anything other than yet another tiger whore? i assume this broad is from a rich family since she is (was) a neighbor. i get the other whores being motivated by $$$$$ along with maybe just a smidge of good old fashioned rotten bitchness. that ought not be the case here.
chicks in general just ain't too bright, is they? SEC chicks, doubly so.
uhhh, no honey, he did not cheat on you. he cheated WITH you. ergo, motherfukker IS a cheater by default. you are just one of many whores. elin is the only one hear that should be the least bit pissed, but, a few hundred million bucks can smoove over a whole buncha pissed.
what i don't understand is WTF possessed this broad to call him out publicly? does she think for one instant she will look like anything other than yet another tiger whore? i assume this broad is from a rich family since she is (was) a neighbor. i get the other whores being motivated by $$$$$ along with maybe just a smidge of good old fashioned rotten bitchness. that ought not be the case here.
chicks in general just ain't too bright, is they? SEC chicks, doubly so.
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Does she work at Wal Mart?Sudden Sam wrote:Dammit. I'm makin' it too easy...Van wrote:Well, she is a Bama grad.Sudden Sam wrote:Idiot.
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you'd think that cablasian mofo would celebrate diversity just a little. surely there has to be at least one black or asian chick he has laid the tiger wood to?
looked through his whore lineup on that link. not a fukken one. and there were a few that were like, meh.
goddamn racist fukker!!!
anyone see the south park episode last night about "sexual addiction"? pretty fukking brilliantr and spot on per usualm for the SP gang.
looked through his whore lineup on that link. not a fukken one. and there were a few that were like, meh.
goddamn racist fukker!!!
anyone see the south park episode last night about "sexual addiction"? pretty fukking brilliantr and spot on per usualm for the SP gang.
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Yep, the Tiger Woods episode of SP was one of the best in years. The bits where Cartman and Stan were playing Tiger Words Golf on X-box, and Cartman was complimenting Stan on his effective use of the game controls in having Elin smash Tiger with the 9 iron, that was pretty sweet. That episode was right up there with the one that drilled Disney, when Mickey Mouse was running around acting like mvscal, and they skewered the whole Christian message/stay a virgin until marriage appeal of those gay Jonas Brothers.
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i liked the whole 'it must be a space alien in independence hall causing all the sex addiction' bit.
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haven't seen the facebook one. that should be good.
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smackaholic wrote:haven't seen the facebook one. that should be good.
It was $$$$$
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Thick white girl with a nose ring...
Yep Tiger definitely has some black in him
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Re: with the neighbor's daughter, near the crib
So is his wife frigid,or what? She's far hotter than alla these...
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The story says they met when she was 14...and the affair started "soon after"...?
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Frankly, Elin is one of the most overrated skanks out there. There is nothing nearly remarkable about her. There are millions of sluts in South American who are hotter than Elin. Just another blond gash so people think she's smoking.
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What?!?Screw_Michigan wrote:Frankly, Elin is one of the most overrated skanks out there. There is nothing nearly remarkable about her. There are millions of sluts in South American who are hotter than Elin. Just another blond gash so people think she's smoking.
Maybe the gayest thing ever uttered around here....a bold statement given the scope of the competition.
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What's the problem, Screwball? She doesn't have big enough balls for your tastes?
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Forget the jizzmops...I'm gonna need a whole fleet of hazmat trucks and some high-pressure hoses...Goober McTuber wrote:What's the problem, Screwball? She doesn't have big enough balls for your tastes?
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What's your fucking point? I didn't say she was ugly. I didn't say I'd kick her out of bed. I just don't agree with the conventional wisdom that Elin is this goddess amongst women. Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot? She's just another cookie cutter, die-cast platinum blond skank. Therefore, she is overrated.WolverineSteve wrote:What?!?Screw_Michigan wrote:Frankly, Elin is one of the most overrated skanks out there. There is nothing nearly remarkable about her. There are millions of sluts in South American who are hotter than Elin. Just another blond gash so people think she's smoking.
Maybe the gayest thing ever uttered around here....a bold statement given the scope of the competition.
Go stick your head in a vice, fuckstick. Same for Gobbles.
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Screwey, I'd yank the power cable on my modem for a few days if I were you.
Friendly advice.
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"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
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Like these?Screw_Michigan wrote:Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot?
Good luck winning this argument.
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Unimpressive. Of course she looks good in the second photo. I could care less about winning an argument with any of you pindick fucks.BSmack wrote:
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Martyred wrote:Screwey, I'd yank the power cable on my modem for a few days if I were you.
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Plus her grandfather was a seething fascist who was instrumental in supplying raw materials to the vile Nazi race state during WW2. He was one of Prescott Bush's closest allies. I don't blame Tiger one bit. It must have been h-h-h-h...ard for him to see the racial hatred blazing from Elin's eyes everytime she glared at him.Screw_Michigan wrote:Frankly, Elin is one of the most overrated skanks out there. There is nothing nearly remarkable about her. There are millions of sluts in South American who are hotter than Elin. Just another blond gash so people think she's smoking.
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mvscal wrote: Plus her grandfather was a seething fascist who was instrumental in supplying raw materials to the vile Nazi race state during WW2. He was one of Prescott Bush's closest allies. I don't blame Tiger one bit. It must have been h-h-h-h...ard for him to see the racial hatred blazing from Elin's eyes everytime she glared at him.
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I'm sure you're licking the Zionist spittle from your Chenron encrusted Bush-whacker, Avi.
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this really does say it best.PSUFAN wrote:
punch out, turd. not that you don't invite a smack avalanche hit you on pretty much every post you make, but, you've really outdone yourself this time.
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Seems to me that you're the only one who missed it.Screw_Michigan wrote:What's your fucking point?
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umm compared to every single skank he fuckedScrew_Michigan wrote:
What's your fucking point? I didn't say she was ugly. I didn't say I'd kick her out of bed. I just don't agree with the conventional wisdom that Elin is this goddess amongst women. Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot? She's just another cookie cutter, die-cast platinum blond skank. Therefore, she is overrated.
Elin IS a Golden Goddess!
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Were you discussing this topic with your homies before or after Toddowen drove through your White Party?Screw_Michigan wrote:What's your fucking point? I didn't say she was ugly. I didn't say I'd kick her out of bed. I just don't agree with the conventional wisdom that Elin is this goddess amongst women. Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot? She's just another cookie cutter, die-cast platinum blond skank. Therefore, she is overrated.
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That's my whole point. Look at Tiger's taste in fucking women. What makes you think Elin is any better? Christ. Even Tom Brady doesn't settle for Perkins waitresses and neighborhood 15 year olds. Christ almighty.missjo wrote:umm compared to every single skank he fuckedScrew_Michigan wrote:
What's your fucking point? I didn't say she was ugly. I didn't say I'd kick her out of bed. I just don't agree with the conventional wisdom that Elin is this goddess amongst women. Ever seen the photos of her that aren't pro-shot? She's just another cookie cutter, die-cast platinum blond skank. Therefore, she is overrated.
Elin IS a Golden Goddess!
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Maybe a body-builder White Partygoer has overpowered Screw_Michigan and taken control of his nick. Do you need help, man? Burp semen twice for yes.
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The argument of Tiger not exactly "trading up" when he went out whorin' isn't really going to change the fact that you sound like a rainbow farting cock monkey in this thread.
'Sayin.
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