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Muslim woman strangled by her burkha in freak go-kart accident


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... z0kXiJKPTP
The headline pretty much says it all.

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This is an outrage. That an establishment such as this can operate without meeting the safety requirements for all citizens.

It is discrimination to make Go-Karts unsafe for long flowing clothes and facemasks.

A commission will be formed. Go-Kart tracks shut down and only allowed to re-open after new go-karts are in place making it safe for ALL.



I'll be she was hot under that get up. :lol:


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With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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I blame shoddy Go Qu'art construction.

Sue them or behead them. Flip a coin, I don't care.
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Martyred wrote:Go Qu'art
I'd pray for them.
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Thanks mvscal... for brightening an otherwise cold and dreary day here in Chicagoland.
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that one got me in the yarboles
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In the DC Area, there are a ton of middle easterners. I have to say, they got some really hot womens.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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Nice gusl.
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BarFlie wrote:Thanks mvscal... for brightening an otherwise cold and dreary day here in Chicagoland.
You're welcome, BarFlie.

You know I make a point to scour the web looking for heartwarming human interest stories to brighten your day. I understand that a lot of people are turned off by these sappy stories in the face of the relentless onslaught of negativity in today's news, but I think it's important to take a little time to touch on the truly important things in life: mocking those who have died in outlandishly bizarre or shockingly stupid accidents.

It's what binds us all together and transcends all racial, ethnic and sectarian bounds.
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I didn't know go carts came with an automatic choke.
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mvscal wrote:I think it's important to take a little time to touch on the truly important things in life: mocking those who have died in outlandishly bizarre or shockingly stupid accidents.

Fuck off.

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Dinsdale wrote:No one will get that.
Anyone who reads the article will...err, uh, yeah you're right.
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OK...that's enough.

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Doug near DC wrote:I didn't know go carts came with an automatic choke.
how does this not get racked yet?

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Did the cart have a cartoon Mohammed face on it? :hfal:
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mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:No one will get that.
Anyone who reads the article will...err, uh, yeah you're right.

I just skimmed enough to get "burkha... go-kart... strangled," and didn't make it to the Isadora Duncan reference.

That said, I need a ruling from the Judges:

Does knowing about the legend of Isadora Duncan...

A) Make me a formidable opponent in Trivial Persuit, or

B) Make me wayyyyyyyyyy gay, or

C) A formidable opponent in Trivial Persuit who's wayyyyyyyy gay
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Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:No one will get that.
Anyone who reads the article will...err, uh, yeah you're right.

I just skimmed enough to get "burkha... go-kart... strangled," and didn't make it to the Isadora Duncan reference.

That said, I need a ruling from the Judges:

Does knowing about the legend of Isadora Duncan...

A) Make me a formidable opponent in Trivial Persuit, or

B) Make me wayyyyyyyyyy gay, or

C) A formidable opponent in Trivial Persuit who's wayyyyyyyy gay
b, for sure, c? prolly.
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