Toll Collectors Gone Wild
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Toll Collectors Gone Wild
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... lls21.html
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Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Bwahaha. He threw the money back at her.
Good time for a classic reset:
Good time for a classic reset:
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Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Once again NJ living up to its reputation as the armpit of America.
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Good reason to get rid of tollboothes. Thats got to be the lowest rung on the government job ladder.
"Where do you work?"
"Oh, a toll booth"
"What, you couldnt get a job at a convienence store?"
The nice people that work at The Bridge of The Gods tollbooth excluded of course.
"Where do you work?"
"Oh, a toll booth"
"What, you couldnt get a job at a convienence store?"
The nice people that work at The Bridge of The Gods tollbooth excluded of course.
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Fuck you ya fuckin uppity bitch. I'll fuckin fuck you and all of ya lesbian fish-eating friends in front of ya fucking mothas. Ya gonna die bitch. I'm comin outta tha boooooooooootha!
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RACK Adam Sandler and the reset...
Oh my fucking leg...
Have another one ya fucking lush...
Oh my fucking leg...
Have another one ya fucking lush...
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Are you fucking kidding? Do you have any idea how much toll booth trolls make?Trampis wrote:"Where do you work?"
"Oh, a toll booth"
"What, you couldnt get a job at a convienence store?"
In New Jersey the median hourly wage is $20.86. Not too shabby considering the only job requirement is that you have an ass to park on the stool in the booth.
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Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Going to visit my sister in Tulsa last December, my daughter inadvertantly drove thru the PASS lane on the Oklahoma turnpike.
A few weeks later a letter arrives in my mailbox from the OTA. They've got a fucking picture, clear as day, of her license plate. They tracked me down as the car is registered in my name. $25 ticket for a buck fifty toll. Yeah, I paid it.
A few weeks later a letter arrives in my mailbox from the OTA. They've got a fucking picture, clear as day, of her license plate. They tracked me down as the car is registered in my name. $25 ticket for a buck fifty toll. Yeah, I paid it.
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~while doing 85 mph somewhere on a lonesome prairie highway, a young girl immediately begins to frantically mash away on her Blackberry~Wags wrote:Going to visit my sister in Tulsa last December, my daughterinadvertantlylaughingly drove thru the PASS lane on the Oklahoma turnpike.
Like, OMG! Becky, I just totally blew off some skeez in a toll booth! LOL!!!! And I'm in Daddy's hooptie Pontiac - you know what 'Pontiac' stands for, right? :giggle: - so they can't do dick to me! LOL!!!! Hit me back, girl! xoxoxox ;-0
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Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Were did little Wagette get this blimp-sized sense of entitlement?
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