Toll Collectors Gone Wild

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:54 pm

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... lls21.html

This is some quality reading material. I like this one:

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:57 pm

Bwahaha. He threw the money back at her.

Good time for a classic reset:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:57 pm

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:58 pm

Fucking bwahah:

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:04 pm

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:57 pm

Once again NJ living up to its reputation as the armpit of America.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:26 am

Good reason to get rid of tollboothes. Thats got to be the lowest rung on the government job ladder.
"Where do you work?"
"Oh, a toll booth"
"What, you couldnt get a job at a convienence store?"

The nice people that work at The Bridge of The Gods tollbooth excluded of course.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:39 am

Fuck you ya fuckin uppity bitch. I'll fuckin fuck you and all of ya lesbian fish-eating friends in front of ya fucking mothas. Ya gonna die bitch. I'm comin outta tha boooooooooootha!

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:35 am

RACK Adam Sandler and the reset...

Oh my fucking leg...

Have another one ya fucking lush...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:26 pm

Trampis wrote:"Where do you work?"
"Oh, a toll booth"
"What, you couldnt get a job at a convienence store?"

Are you fucking kidding? Do you have any idea how much toll booth trolls make?

In New Jersey the median hourly wage is $20.86. Not too shabby considering the only job requirement is that you have an ass to park on the stool in the booth.

http://www.chacha.com/question/how-much ... j-per-hour

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:27 am

Going to visit my sister in Tulsa last December, my daughter inadvertantly drove thru the PASS lane on the Oklahoma turnpike.

A few weeks later a letter arrives in my mailbox from the OTA. They've got a fucking picture, clear as day, of her license plate. They tracked me down as the car is registered in my name. $25 ticket for a buck fifty toll. Yeah, I paid it.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:59 am

Wags wrote:Going to visit my sister in Tulsa last December, my daughter ~~inadvertantly~~ laughingly drove thru the PASS lane on the Oklahoma turnpike.

~while doing 85 mph somewhere on a lonesome prairie highway, a young girl immediately begins to frantically mash away on her Blackberry~

Like, OMG! Becky, I just totally blew off some skeez in a toll booth! LOL!!!! And I'm in Daddy's hooptie Pontiac - you know what 'Pontiac' stands for, right? :giggle: - so they can't do dick to me! LOL!!!! Hit me back, girl! xoxoxox ;-0

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:01 am

Were did little Wagette get this blimp-sized sense of entitlement?

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