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The Prodigal Son has returned.

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I don't think Churchill really meant to utterly destroy Germany like that.

Is it too late to prosecute England for war crimes in WWII ?
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Welcome, Nish. What's been up in your neck of the lexicon? We gotta get you hooked up with a radio show...
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Fuggen Euro.

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PSUFAN wrote:We gotta get you hooked up with a radio show...
No one would hear it tonight. Can you get Indy on the horn and have him check the server?
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Does this mean we can start using the soccer forum again?

Maybe we can discuss the monumental idiocy of Robbie Keane really believing that those limey green fuckwads in Glasgow actually have a chance at catching Rangers and their ten point advantage with eight fixtures left.
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That dude in the Astros gear was extra fruity. That was just weird...I just dont ever think Ill buy a Volkswagon.
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Jsc810 wrote:Hey Nish, how did you like the Super Bowl?
Probably not even a percent of how much you liked it.

Really enjoyed it, actually. Was well chuffed for the Saints. And couldn't believe how well Van Morrison looked during the halftime show.
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Nishlord wrote:Was well chuffed for the Saints.
WTF does that mean?
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Very pleased for them.
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Tom In VA wrote:I don't think Churchill really meant to utterly destroy Germany like that.

Is it too late to prosecute England for war crimes in WWII ?
No shit.

Don't forget the red army as well.

Judging by what today's typical gerry male has become, I guess that every german with so much as a hint of testosterone flowing through his veins was wiped out at stalingrad.
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Nishlord wrote:Very pleased for them.
I don't believe we've been aquainted before but I'd like to Rack the Brits for hanging tuff in A-stan. Thanks
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Are you saying they've been mincing about in denim jackets with no shirts underneath and backwards baseball caps? HOW DARE YOU, SIR.
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i don't speak british so i'm not sure :D but the've been kickass over there and i'm good with that.
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the brits ought to be good at scrapping with the afghanis. they invented the damn sport over 150 years ago.
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this is quite possibly gayer than "men's" figure skating.

don't suppose we need to worry about any blitzkrieg nonsense out of the huns for at least a few hundred years.

hard to believe that some of these bloke's mums could have been '70s east german shot puters.
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paging sprecken zee duetsche troll.

can we get a translation. this was posted on youtube by some fellow, who, i assume thinks these guys are fags as well....i think.
Oh Gott, sind wir auch einmal so rumgelaufen ? Peinlicher gehts nun wirklich nicht mehr.
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and what's with all the frauleins decked out in black, while the ....uhhh...guys have their favorite footie colors on.
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smackaholic wrote:paging sprecken zee duetsche troll.

can we get a translation. this was posted on youtube by some fellow, who, i assume thinks these guys are fags as well....i think.
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Rough translation would be:

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Those pants are so tight, they make me feel like a little girl.

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Come now, the inbred isle of sceptered slime is once again bestowed with gold--however tainted (emphasis on taint)

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That video clip is a 1970 football show where fashion designers were invited to jazz up traditional football strips. Seeing as your average German football wears a kutte, which is a cut-off denim jacket festooned with patches and beer stains, like so;

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...it probably wasn't going to catch on.
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Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt!



Come on Nish...sing it with me, ole chap.


And then we can sing a tune or two in cockney slang...


'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve.

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:popcorn:

not sure what sort of response nish will come up with, but, i'm sure it will be good.
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smackaholic wrote::popcorn:

not sure what sort of response nish will come up with, but, i'm sure it will be good.

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Al need ham up his bloody wanker arse.
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Well, the good German-Canadian farmer's response is a bit heavy handed--he should have focused more on the universal health care enjoyed in Canada. As for the Nazi recruiter, he should make another speech immediately describing exactly how the Soviet machine is about to roll over all of Europe, etc. Who made this crap anyway?

Here's what you're talking about

at 6:09
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:...how the Soviet machine is about to roll over all of Europe, etc.
STFU, you titmouse.





Oh well, off to watch our boys stomp some squareheads.
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'Scuse me, bris juice, but the Soviets would use a mewling squealer like you for a hood ornament on one of their gulag express trucks.

As for the Canadian hockey team.... 8)
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