The Lady Throws It Down

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:56 pm

Like the huntress of ancient mythology, no prey is spared.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:58 pm

So....Marty?

Why do you tell people you're Perk?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:00 pm

Katy wrote:So....Marty?

Why do you tell people you're Perk?

I never did.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:03 pm

Martyred wrote:
Katy wrote:So....Marty?

Why do you tell people you're Perk?
I never did.

Gotcha.

Seems like most people think you're him because you just ran with the Cinder smack.

BTW, mods, do they even have the same ISP?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:03 pm

Katy wrote:So....Marty?

Why do you tell people you're Perk?

Trying to coattail Perk's rep as a well known lover of women?

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:16 pm

Martyred wrote:
Katy wrote:So....Marty?

Why do you tell people you're Perk?
I never did.

You've admitted to being the guy in the Perk-Cinder pics. Maybe you were just trolling, but you've definitely admitted to being that guy, and to being with Cinder.

Yeah, that sorta means you've said you're Perk.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:36 pm

"Otis and I are in a relationship"...

"takes this too seriously"

Epic shit.

How is it that Perk always seems to find the sexual partners that involve the greatest risk of him falling in the abyss?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:43 pm

Dinsdale wrote:"Otis and I are in a relationship"...

"takes this too seriously"

Epic shit.

How is it that Perk always seems to find the sexual partners that involve the greatest risk of him falling in the abyss?

So people like you can post the same tired shit for another 10 years.

Look on the bright side, at least you have something new to pound something legendary out to.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:45 pm

Join us now for another gripping episode of As The Katy Turns...

~many a night in Chat~

Katy: I am through with internet relationships. I'll never do that again.

Van:

Katy: I'm serious! Never again. I'm like a Holocaust survivor. Never again, I tell you!

Van:

Right. You're thirty-four, and you live on the internet. Of course you're going to do it again. What else are you going to do? Give up? You're going to date again, and you're going to hook up again, via your internet guys. That's where you 'meet' people, so how can you exclude them?

Katy: No way. I'm through with that. I'm fine, just being with my kids. I don't need another relationship, and I'm not doing it with any more internet guys.

~Katy's January 12th Chat Radio rant~

"As many of you know, I'm in a relationship with Otis..."

:bode:

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:48 pm

It's always nice to know that a shitty poster such as myself fascinates those from coast to coast.

Why whom or what goes into my vagina is of importance STILL boggles my mind.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:56 pm

Katy wrote:It's always nice to know that a shitty poster such as myself fascinates those from coast to coast.

Ah, the old tried-and-true "I'm in your dome" defense, which has been the great comeback of tards for the internet ages, and has been æffective...

Well, we're still waiting on the first example.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:00 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Katy wrote:It's always nice to know that a shitty poster such as myself fascinates those from coast to coast.

Ah, the old tried-and-true "I'm in your dome" defense, which has been the great comeback of tards for the internet ages, and has been æffective...

Well, we're still waiting on the first example.

Hey, you guys are talking about me.

So, was it presumptuous to assume that some of you have a weird fascination? My bad. :P

Dinsdale, did you know I can wrap both of my legs around my head? That should get you through the next 25 posts.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:04 pm

You don't happen to have a kid by the name of Lucky, by chance?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:06 pm

Dinsdale wrote:You don't happen to have a kid by the name of Lucky, by chance?

:?

Pretty soon your sycophants will be in to rack you. I'll stick around for the virtual atta-boys.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:11 pm

Katy, you fuel that 'weird fascination' at every turn. Nobody would know anything about any of it if you weren't feeding everyone with it. You quite frequently and very willingly offer up the topic of what and who goes into your vagina. So, for people to follow up with you on it, no, it doesn't boggle your mind. It's precisely your intent.

Hell, it worked, too.

-Perk

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:15 pm

Van wrote:Katy, you fuel that 'weird fascination' at every turn. Nobody would know anything about any of it if you weren't feeding everyone with it. You quite frequently and very willingly offer up the topic of what and who goes into your vagina. So, for people to follow up with you on it, no, it doesn't boggle your mind. It's precisely your intent.

Hell, it worked, too.

-Perk

Van,

Yet you're talking about it. Yet, you're calling out someone you knew for a fact wasn't Perk. We were in chat last night all talking. Marty was there as was Otis. You were carrying on conversations with them both at the same time. Unless Otis is Houdini and hasn't told me about it, it's pretty damn near impossible.

Mods and Admin have IP buttons. Those rarely ever lie unless it's an obvious proxy.

So, Van, you can pretend like you don't care and that you were burdened with knowledge of something all you want. You and I both know what you're angling for here.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:16 pm

Van wrote:Katy, you fuel that 'weird fascination' at every turn. Nobody would know anything about any of it if you weren't feeding everyone with it. You quite frequently and very willingly offer up the topic of what and who goes into your vagina. So, for people to follow up with you on it, no, it doesn't boggle your mind. It's precisely your intent.

Hell, it worked, too.

-Perk

And the source of your sig machine. :wink:

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:30 pm

Katy, I'll clue you in to something here; something which very likely won't shock any longtime board denizens in the least...

Until about one hour ago, I hadn't the foggiest that Otis = Perk...or that he's supposed to, anyway. I had no idea who Otis was. To me, he was Otis, and that was it. Spray just now told me who he was, and hell, even Spray said that until a week or so ago he also thought Marty was Perk.

That's just how it goes.

See, I really suck at this kind of stuff. I always have. I never pay attention to that shit, and I simply take people at face value. I don't care enough to try to decipher their bullshit. So, when Marty tells me on multiple occasions that he's Perk, that he's the guy in the Cinder pics, that's good enough for me. I can't imagine wanting to pretend to be the guy in that pic, and Marty never changed his stance on that with me.

So, yeah, as far as I knew, Marty was Perk and Otis was Otis. I had no idea where Otis came from. In fact, I even asked Otis about that, one recent night. I told him that I really didn't know who he was or where he posted, and he told me that he mainly posts elsewhere, in other forums like the political forum.

You 'know' me at least well enough to know I'm not lying, trolling, spinning or anything of the sort. Never have, never will. If people want to hide behind nics, if they want to troll, more power to 'em. They'll be able to 'fool' me all day long, because I'll never stop to concern myself over it.

So, no, I didn't 'know for a fact' who Perk was, or is. I still don't, what with the way these people play these stupid games.

What I do know for a fact is what you told me.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:37 pm

It's no secret to those on my Facebook or who hangs out in chat about my relationship status. To be honest, I really don't give a shit what anyone thinks about it. I'm happy with my life and since I'm the one who has to live it, I will.

If it's become topic of conversation on this little internet haven, so be it. Again, it's not like it wasn't going to get out sooner or later.

As for the Marty/Otis/Perk dramarama. It seems really pointless. Perk/Otis has been an admin of this board for 5 years. 5 fukken years!!! Apparently there were those that knew who he was and if he didn't feel like telling every single person here who he was, well that was his choice.

Van, I like you, always have...but if you guys think the Cinder/Perk saga of 2001 is something I give a shit about, you're wrong.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:40 pm

I actually always figured the Martyred nick was Otis' non admin username.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:40 pm

Katy wrote:It's no secret to those on my Facebook or who hangs out in chat about my relationship status. To be honest, I really don't give a shit what anyone thinks about it. I'm happy with my life and since I'm the one who has to live it, I will.

If it's become topic of conversation on this little internet haven, so be it. Again, it's not like it wasn't going to get out sooner or later.

As for the Marty/Otis/Perk dramarama. It seems really pointless. Perk/Otis has been an admin of this board for 5 years. 5 fukken years!!! Apparently there were those that knew who he was and if he didn't feel like telling every single person here who he was, well that was his choice.

Van, I like you, always have...but if you guys think the Cinder/Perk saga of 2001 is something I give a shit about, you're wrong.

I

you.

You too Dins you hairless big lug..

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:41 pm

Tom, even I did. I finally had the damn courage to ask Otis about it because we make a point not to discuss this board.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:43 pm

Otis wrote:
Katy wrote:It's no secret to those on my Facebook or who hangs out in chat about my relationship status. To be honest, I really don't give a shit what anyone thinks about it. I'm happy with my life and since I'm the one who has to live it, I will.

If it's become topic of conversation on this little internet haven, so be it. Again, it's not like it wasn't going to get out sooner or later.

As for the Marty/Otis/Perk dramarama. It seems really pointless. Perk/Otis has been an admin of this board for 5 years. 5 fukken years!!! Apparently there were those that knew who he was and if he didn't feel like telling every single person here who he was, well that was his choice.

Van, I like you, always have...but if you guys think the Cinder/Perk saga of 2001 is something I give a shit about, you're wrong.
I you.

You too Dins you hairless big lug..

You better.

I log in and walk into this mess.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:44 pm

So Marty is truly an enigma. An unknown. A Free Radical set about to produce more free radicals.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:45 pm

Katy, if you think anyone ever gave a shit about the Cinder-Perk thing, except for the comedic value it held, you're wrong. The only person who gave a shit about it was Perk himself, as evidenced by the fact that he changed his nic and allowed Marty to pretend to be him. Dude clearly wanted to distance himself from it.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:46 pm

Van wrote:Katy, if you think anyone ever gave a shit about the Cinder-Perk thing, except for the comedic value it held, you're wrong. The only person who gave a shit about it was Perk himself, as evidenced by the fact that he changed his nic and allowed Marty to pretend to be him. Dude clearly wanted to distance himself from it.

Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. But I can attest to the fact that he doesn't really care. He laughs about the shit that's said about it. Much like I laugh about the shit said about me.

It's the fucking internet...people say things. Most of which have no basis in truth.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:47 pm

I'll try to remember that, the next time you tell me something.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:48 pm

Van wrote:I'll try to remember that, the next time you tell me something.

"If" there is another time. :P

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:50 pm

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:53 pm

Martyred wrote:

Marty, you have to be the best internet troll of all time. :D

From one troll to another, you're the shit.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:54 pm

Well it all makes sense now.

Clearly, the Cannucks among us have grown weary of the rabble infecting the CdS forum with left and right, left and right banter about American politics while they have dutifully adhered to the Igloo Spin Zone.

In retaliation they have siezed on of our women, Katy, smuggled her out of the country and are intent on defiling her.

This means WAR. it's time gentlemen. Sleeper Cell Admins or spies from Calgary with Americanized nicks like PSUFAN, MgO, KC, Indy .... anyone in RED cannot be trusted. Find a proxy, post from a proxy ...

DISPLACE, DISPLACE

Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:55 pm

Tom, I'll leave the light on.

If Otis ever wears acid wash again, I'll run back across the border.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:58 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Well it all makes sense now.

Clearly, the Cannucks among us have grown weary of the rabble infecting the CdS forum with left and right, left and right banter about American politics while they have dutifully adhered to the Igloo Spin Zone.

In retaliation they have siezed on of our women, Katy, smuggled her out of the country and are intent on defiling her.

This means WAR. it's time gentlemen. Sleeper Cell Admins or spies from Calgary with Americanized nicks like PSUFAN, MgO, KC, Indy .... anyone in RED cannot be trusted. Find a proxy, post from a proxy ...

DISPLACE, DISPLACE

Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.
Katy, you will not be left behind.

BWA!

Rack..

I've already captured Katy. Marty's working on capturing Lil...

~Tosses out the acid wash jeans~

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:00 pm

While you're offering up the tossing of your acid wash wear, can we talk about your comforter?

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:01 pm

Katy wrote:While you're offering up the tossing of your acid wash wear, can we talk about your comforter?

spunkrag?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:01 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Well it all makes sense now.

We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers...

... fill the hallowed halls.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:02 pm

Otis wrote:
Katy wrote:While you're offering up the tossing of your acid wash wear, can we talk about your comforter?
spunkrag?

I'm going to pretend you didn't just type that.

fix · Post by **fix** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:03 pm

Martyred wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Well it all makes sense now.

We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers...

... fill the hallowed halls.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls.

Scan that!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:06 pm

speaking of which... whatever did happen to Norm?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:18 pm

Otis is Scanner too?

I keep hearing that there were only like 3 or 4 actual posters on any of these boards.
I guess that's not an exaggeration after all.