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Say you are out in public somewhere, anywhere, even at a US military facility and someone shouts out loud "Allahu akbar !!"
What would you do ??
1) nothing--the person is probably just calling for his friend Allahu Akbar
2) shout back at him "Jesus loves you !!"
3) find cover very fast or if you are packing heat--draw your weapon and be ready to use it
4) go up and hug the person --they are probably just troubled and in need of some help
5) other (what would that be ??)

reaction ?
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I'd run up and perform a flying chest bump and get busy bringing down whitey.
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I'd wonder why the fuck I opened this thread, even knowing who started it.
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^^^^^
prejudging---so predictable---what's your answer ?
I'll guess---"it's Bush's fault" ??
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Wolfman wrote:^^^^^
prejudging---so predictable---what's your answer ?
I'll guess---"it's Bush's fault" ??
That's so 2008.

Everyone knows it's Glenn Beck's fault.
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Wolfman wrote:^^^^^
prejudging---so predictable---what's your answer ?
I'll guess---"it's Bush's fault" ??
Not very good at reading comp, I see.

The problem was that I didn't "prejudge".

You want my answer?

I'd probably say something like "huh" and go on my way.
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Diogenes wrote:
Wolfman wrote:^^^^^
prejudging---so predictable---what's your answer ?
I'll guess---"it's Bush's fault" ??
That's so 2008.

Everyone knows it's Glenn Beck's fault.
No, it's the mayor's fault.
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I'd check to see if he is a push start or a pull start.
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i'd hat up and be on my way. let someone else clean up the mess
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2) shout back at him "Jesus loves you !!"...and be ready to shoot the bastard.
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I just bought a Glock 17 for CC here. I have a feeling "Mr. Alla Ahkbar" would get a chance to see if his imaginary friend was really all that
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6) line up record players
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Wolfman I assume this is about the shooter at Ft. Hood who is said to have yelled that phrase right before opening fire. What are we supposed to think about it? What would you do if you heard those words? I think the man just sadly has a mental problem. Very terrible that he had to inflict this kind of mayhem on innocent people. The world is a crazy place. Count your blessings during the living years. That is a great song by the way. The living years. We never know when our time will be up.
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Come to think of it, I'd grab Dan Vogel and use him as a human shield.
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Dan Vogel wrote:The living years.
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Why does Wolfman refuse to answer his own question?
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But who would do that, 88? RtS? Kevnik? Badfish? Seems unlikely.
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PSUFAN wrote:But who would do that, 88? RtS? Kevnik? Badfish? Seems unlikely.
Mateo or Felipe might.
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Do yourself a big favor and off yourself.

Oh yeah, I remember. You couldn't even get that right.
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