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indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:29 am

Van wrote:Admit it, R-Jack with a smooth clam is your idea of the perfect woman.

Got a "cottonwood cough" right now. This made me LOL and then the cough kicked in. Resulted in about 1-2 oz. of solid lougie in the sink.

UNWAR allergies.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:30 am

You know, until this thread, I never knew about red text. Never even noticed it before.

Now that I know, though, I still don't know who the Admins are here. I'll go ahead and assume Indy and Mgo must be, and I thought PSU was too.

As far as I know, they're all "stand up" guys. I truly fail to see how anybody could ever have a problem with Mgo or Dave. They're both bright, funny, solid posters and good people, near as I can tell.

Been that way for many, many years.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:35 am

Van,

myself, PSU, 88, Otis, Mgo are the admins here. i guess my red text talk flew over some heads. but when you see that red text, that's what it means.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:38 am

IndyFrisco wrote:Van,

myself, PSU, 88, Otis, Mgo are the admins here. i guess my red text talk flew over some heads. but when you see that red text, that's what it means.

No dude. It's pretty clear "red text" means admin.

Your comment just read funny. It sounded like something Tackleberry would have said in Police Academy about his badge.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:40 am

88's a big cheese here too? Really?

Dude seems way too "adult" to be a hall monitor of a cesspool.

Mgo and PSU, sure, I can see that, because they're both serious goofballs, and two of the better monkey butt shit-flingers we got. Besides, I thought this was Dave's board?

Otis, I don't even know who that is.

I can just picture 88 up there on his Scarlet & Gray throne, passing along an e-mail to Dave....

"Let the bastards eat cake."

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:43 am

Tom In VA wrote:Your comment just read funny. It sounded like something Tackleberry would have said in Police Academy about his badge.

Not sure if you are smacking me here or not. Loved the Police Academy movies growing up. Tackleberry (dude who was ready to draw at any moment) was awesome at the time. Explain he badge comment. I don't remember.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:43 am

Van wrote:Otis, I don't even know who that is.

Oh fuck, you did it now.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:46 am

IndyFrisco wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Your comment just read funny. It sounded like something Tackleberry would have said in Police Academy about his badge.
Not sure if you are smacking me here or not. Loved the Police Academy movies growing up. Tackleberry (dude who was ready to draw at any moment) was awesome at the time. Explain he badge comment. I don't remember.

Lighten up Francis. Not "smacking" you. You've got it coming from all sides. I just found the "Red Text" comment funny. That's all.

Aside from Van's smooth clam, it was the funniest thing so far.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:49 am

I can just picture 88 up there on his Scarlet & Gray throne, passing along an e-mail to Dave....

"Let the bastards eat cake."

That's pretty much exactly how it goes down.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:53 am

Van wrote:Besides, I thought this was Dave's board?

As far as I'm concerned, this is Dana's, aka orcinus, board.

If it ever becomes anything less than that, T1B has lost all cred.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:59 am

Tom In VA wrote:
Van wrote:Otis, I don't even know who that is.

Oh fuck, you did it now.

Look, man, Katy just implied tonight that she won't take it in the ass.

My whole life is crashing down around me and I'm supposed to cower now, over Otis?

Let him kill me. I just can't bring myself to care anymore.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:00 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:IndyFelcho's "getting smacked" paranoia is reaching absurdity here. No wonder Trev and Whitey were dogging you.

Get your shit together, dumbfuck. To quote Whitey: "You're a fucking mess."

Que Southern IndianaFucktard circling the "You're good peeps" wagons.

Nice edit, asswipe. ;)

Just because I acknowledge someone attempting to smack me does not mean I am "getting smacked". You of all asswipes should know this.

And I believe Wags has already posted to the smack vs. real discussion talk. Most of us have sports talk and smack talk. You, as a shitstain, can not separate the two. Let us know when you can.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:01 am

Tom In VA wrote:Aside from Van's smooth clam, it was the funniest thing so far.

It was R-Jack's. Not mine.

R-Jack's.

Goddammit.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:03 am

Vodka must hacked in on Katy-whore.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:06 am

Considering none of that was a story about taking a dump, not even on someone else, that was one long fucking R-Jack post!

That was, what, three months worth of one-liners?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:14 am

Fear R-Jack

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:16 am

Only if you're a toilet, and he's feelin' froggy.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:18 am

Excellent writing. I mean you can almost feel the intensity with every line break. Single forceful breaks combined with double taps. R-Jack is in fact an Isshinryu Smack Master.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:23 am

IndyFrisco wrote:
Katy wrote:Ya, I know who Spray is over here. Spray and I are friends, dipshit.
Real friends or "internet friends"? Personally, I only have real friends. All you fools are entertainment for me. Sad if you consider these folks "friends". I sure as fuck don't even after damn near 10 years of posting wit many of them.

You can deny all you want that you didn't play the "Well, I'm an admin card." You most certainly did.
I said I am an admin and "I could but I won't" because I'm not like your pal RF. Make up all the cards yo want. You begged for a ban. I won't oblige unless you break the rules. Period. Get over it cunt.

You know I can do this all day and all night--as far as I'm concerned watching your flail like a fucking tard is worth every minute I devote to T1B.
Do what all day and night? Fail? The fact you are here (apparently unwillingly?) speaks volumes. If you hate it here, why drop in? If your normal shithole were worthwhile, I'd drop in. It isn't. I won't.

You're a prime example of why this board is dying and most of the good posters are gone. Bitch moves with the keys from takeless, witless Admin who would've been run years ago if it weren't for having keys. Yeah, I am referring to you, Indy.
Good posters leaving? Where to? Your shit board? Cunt.

Weren't you that creep that fixated on Wag's kid?
Fixated? He posted an article about his kid and how she was doing. It had her name and school and everything. I looked up thier stats on the school's website. The school he provided the name for. I tried to smack based upon the school's published stats. Little did I know the stats were from the year before. His kid was doing way better than the year before. I ate crow, and Wags acknowledged it. Wags and I aren't "friends" (as you would say about internet folk). We agree or disargree at times. I think in the end he thinks I am a stand up guy as I think he is. If not so be it. But in no way am I fixated on his little gal. Nice try yo fabricate some backing to your lack of smack.

I consider Spray a friend, yes. It happens when you've posted with people for over 10 years. It still doesn't mean we don't smack the piss out of each other if the mood strikes. It's not personal, it's the internet.

The trolls.net has a different dynamic than T1B. Don't like it? Suck a stiff and diseased cock. Gay Marriage threads would be shitcanned. Here, they're applauded and encouraged.

You said yourself that you agreed with TVO/Moving Sale.

As for .net, you wouldn't last there a week. Mainly because you suck ass as a poster. Other than boring shit stories about your allegedly hot wife whom I can almost guarantee looks like mule shit in a dress.

Yes, many good posters have left over the years. Mainly because of the stupid bullshit like what RadioFan just pulled. If you had such a problem with him making me an Admin/Moderator here why was I one for weeks??? Funny how you didn't have a problem with it until I started smacking you. RF wasn't de-adminned until he pulled the shit he did with Screw_Michigan. Why was that? It's because your faggoty Admin fraternity brothers were all about protecting RF until it got to the point you couldn't cover for him anymore. He had been pulling shit via PM and via the Admin panel for years. Yet you really think you can spin the tale of how ethical you are now? Fuck off.

I've seen PMs where he told a female poster here that he would ban her if she didn't go on Yahoo chat with him. She refused and he responds "Stick some fingers in your asshole and rub your clit while moaning my name." These PMs can be posted for verification. All this female poster did was login and post over here. She just happened to be from .net. That was some fucked up shit.

Like I said, shit-for-brains, you will have to ban me before I will go away. If you do, I don't give a fuck. I'm not here to be friends with you or anyone else. I'm here to run smack on those that deserve it. I'm sorry that you fit the criteria for those that deserve it. Other than your name in red, you bring nothing. I find you as tedious as Moving Sale. You post enough so people know you're there--but otherwise, your posts are skim-worthy.

So carry on, limp dick. I thrive in extremely hostile environments. You can keep tapping out the responses to me and get the same in return.

I'll be here.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:32 am

Van

What, no love for R-Jack?

Dude nailed it and you're going to try and belittle that effort?

Guess he must've lit you up at some point too. Redass much?

See, posters like that make you think twice before hitting submit. ucant is another, these fuckers are lurking...

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:40 am

R-Jack wrote:I thought we were done with the logical fallacies after MadRussian tried to get over with "only fags like pictures of chicks in bikinis".

Thank God that some braindead hooknosed cocksock was able to pry the tard torch out of his cavernous dirtpipe and carry it to the finish line.

Katy wrote:I am calling you out for being a pussy for even throwing up your powers here.

Pussy move...
Hold up. Didn't you spend some time as an admin here? Yeah, you just mentioned it. In that brief time you banned your share of posters and trolls. IIRC they were folks who were not breaking any rules, just being the suckiest sucks who ever sucked. Oh yeah, you also made sure to ban that one troll nic that was directed at you.

Don't get me wrong, props were given and no one lost sleep over it. It's just that if you are going to have the nerve to say flaunting the use of the admin keys is a "pussy move", you kinda look like a fucking idiot.

Also, that whole "ask for the admin keys just long enough to delete the nic that offended you that no one else gave two shits about" thingy kinda makes you look like a fucking idiot once again when you throw up that "you admins take this too seriously" card. I also thought it was humorous when you haul that card in with regards to .net. A couple of questions for you about this board who you claim takes this shit too seriously.....

How many troll nics are registered here that are directed at .net?
Has there ever been a forum here that was dedicated to .net?
How often is .net even brought up by someone who is not a .net "regular"?

I check .net time to time peeping the rankem threads. Yes a heterosexual male is actually checking out photos of scantily clad whores. The bewilderment seeping from MadRussians pores is palpable, I know. What I also know is that if you ask the same question of .net with regards to T1B, the answers are far different. I have seen T1B trolls there. They did have a whole fucking forum dedicated to this place.

I don't know if I've seen Katy's unwieldy sniffer on a box of Fruit Loops or not, but I do know that discussing T1B on .net is far far more frequent than discussing .net on T1B. Not even close. That shit board doesn't even get a mention on here unless one of you retards start popping off or making trolls. The sheer fact that one of the most popular topics on that board is what goes on at other boards may or may not be the definition of "taking this shit too seriously", but without question it speaks to a massive inferiority complex.

While your at it, you can save any past present and future "save face" and "board cred" plays. The only reason you are making your saggy waist warmers jiggle as you puff your chest and beg for a banning is because it plays so well over there. Sorry bitch but taking center stage in a circle jerk to you is merely a bukkake video no one is buying to any fucking half wit out there. Save it. It's old and tired and done better by tards you couldn't hold a fifty gallon drum of Nasonex to.

First off, I deleted the nics. They were not banned. I was told which nics to shitcan by RF and it was discussed in the Admin forum. Again, if there was a major problem with it, why was I left with keys and mod powers??

My pussy move was T1B Admin approved as they all thought it was funny. That was why I was given keys to begin with. They wanted me to do it INSTEAD of doing it themselves.

There's a lot of shit going on that A LOT of you aren't made aware of. Stan Pikkle was one that RF and few others wanted gone. Otis did not. As for Fubuclown, he was shitcanned AFTER he spammed gay porn that I removed off of this forum. Again, he wasn't banned, he lost his nic. If he became IP banned it wasn't by me.

The troll for me wasn't shitcanned by me. It was by RadioFan. He did that on his own. I may have taken credit for it to fuck with m2. Only because I enjoy fucking with m2.

The only powers I had were deleting posts and usernames. I didn't have the power to IP ban anyone. My name was NOT in red as my powers were very limited. I did have access to the Admin forum and panel. But other than having a delete key--I had nothing else.

So for those deleted, talk to the other remaining Admin. They will clue you in. The Admin panel keeps an Admin log and I'm sure it's there for all to see what I did do and what I didn't do.

I have no reason to lie about this nor do I give a fuck if any of you poo pushers believe it.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:48 am

War Wagon wrote:Van

What, no love for R-Jack?

Massive love for R-Jack. Longstanding mancrush.

I'm like Mgo, there. If R-Jack were thusly equipped, I'd abuse that tiny piece of sloppy pink acreage something fierce.

Dude nailed it and you're going to try and belittle that effort?

Not at all. Where did I belittle anyone's effort?

Guess he must've lit you up at some point too. Redass much?

Guess you're reading a whole lot into a whole bunch of nothing. I didn't comment at all on his blast, other than to note my surprise at the length of it, considering its complete absence of any references to fecal matter.

See, R-Jack typically doesn't do long posts, not unless they're "story" posts. Seeing that one from him was like waking up tomorrow morning and reading a long screed from mvscal about Yngwie.

See, posters like that make you think twice before hitting submit. ucant is another, these fuckers are lurking...

Somehow, I remain immune. I can't recall either one ever ripping me. Probably ucan't has, way, way back when, in SCIII, but if R-Jack and I ever got into it, I can't recall it.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:51 am

Such passion... I'll wager you're a beast in bed, aren't you Katy?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:04 am

War Wagon wrote:Such passion... I'll wager you're a beast in bed, aren't you Katy?

Douchebag thinks so.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:13 am

Zounds! A few words:

-There are smackers, and there is R-Jack. I think this has become pretty much beyond dispute - a genuine SC truism.

-katy's smack game is pretty much shitting on the wall and calling people fags. It has its moments, but they wear pretty thin - hell, even shutyomouth has tired of it.

-katy throws up a lot of falsehoods...which again is all good, as long as someone can get a chuckle out of them. IMO, she should work a little harder to make them funny - we all would win. For example, imagine if she had taken up where Van left off with the Penthouse letter thread...with a little creative participation on her part, that would have been a masterpiece...but that apparently was beyond her powers.

-One thing is for sure...whatever happened to Buccaneer, it sucks that he isn't around any more. He was a valued contributor on the boards - excellent CFB takes, good smack, good debates. The same is true of RadioFan. If your thing is to lure unwary dudes into BB meltdowns via the stench of your seafood trench, then by all means let 'er rip...but be advised, at a couple of key points in your straddle arc, you're going to end up looking pretty damn pathetic - so again, keep working on the funny.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:19 am

Buccanneer doesn't post anywhere anymore. I speak to him everyday and we're friends. He left the boards because he got tired of it. It happens. I know you'd like to think it was somehow contributed to me, but in this case...no. He may find his way back here as he was partial to this board over .net. Not sure why...

Buc also goes to the .net's chatroom and still discusses sports there. He has with Spray a few times.

I'll let him know he's missed over here as I'm sure he will probably pop in around college football season anyway.

As for RadioFan, I had nothing to do with his meltdown here and banning and deletion of Screw_Michigan. If he left, that's solely on him. My understanding was he was PM'g several persons here under Mike_in_Tulsa asking for things to be removed. My information may be wrong as it's secondhand.

RadioFan and I never met, didn't date, never fucked, so I'm not sure where you're going with this.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:37 am

Katy wrote:Buccaneer left the boards because he got tired of it.

Buccaneer was run.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:49 am

Papa Willie wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: It has its moments, but they wear pretty thin - hell, even shutyomouth has tired of it.

I am?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:55 am

RACK Spray. Tis true. I don't fuck with anyone unless they give me reason.

:D

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:59 am

I don't fuss with much of anybody on the boards anymore

'swati'msayin'.

Dude, no blade is getting near my junk. Is that really something you should be doing while you're drinking?

If we get a request to change your nick to BobbitSpray, now we'll know why - and yes, no pics will be necessary.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:27 am

Papa Willie wrote:Pix later.

Unless they're pix of Katy in a wet tee shirt, you might want save them for posterity.

TIA.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:47 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Some, or most, here don't get that.

Oh for criminey sakes. Who doesn't get what? You are wound way too tight over this. You have no credibility with anyone not in your admin CJ anymore. Stalking trolls kids is OK, as long as you're an admin, I guess.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:21 pm

PSUFAN wrote:katy throws up a lot of falsehoods

Steely Dan put it more concisely.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:01 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:katy throws up a lot of falsehoods
Steely Dan put it more concisely.

Excelent song.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:16 pm

Katy wrote: Gay Marriage threads would be shitcanned.

This thread just about made your head expoled didn't it?

Mission accomplished.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:23 am

RACK that take

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:02 pm

Roach wrote:Resetting an old dead thread?

It was the first time I had been on the board since my last post in the thread.

Get shorter?

Possibly the dumbest thing you have ever posted. What the fuck is that supposta mean?

Step it up you stupid old fuck.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:03 pm

Papa Willie wrote: This god damned country would be in SO much better shape if cod-sucking, shit-licking, short fucking little maggot liberal lawyers like you would mouthfuck the shit out of .45's on bumpy roads....

Wishing death on a person. Great take you fat tub of goo.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:02 pm

Diogenes wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:katy throws up a lot of falsehoods
Steely Dan put it more concisely.
Excellent ALBUM.

Fixed.

I was gonna lurk but I couldn't let this stand.

I feel better now.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:28 pm

Roach wrote: Blow the minds of the Lady Tards from dotNet some more.

What the fuck are you talking about? You're a fucking mess.