I've come for Ana.

[Serge]

Ana...I've formed an elite rescue squadron. I've got YD running distractions at the front gates while Goby is lagging up the servers by performing massive spell corrections. I've come to take you home, sw00t Ana. GET TO THE CHOPPA!

I don't know what kind of sick brainwashing you freaks have done to her, but rest assured, we're bringing her home.


Sin,

Mag 7.

[YD]

I hope this goes as well as the Luther and PrimeX rescues.

I got stopped in my tracks at the "13 posters.." thread and am a little worse for wear.

[YD]

no sign of her in detention block C.

[Serge]

We'd better get C1 ready in case PSU shows up to put a stop to this. No one can perform a wedgie on the tighty whitey crowd like the grand high fiver.

[YD]

I'll put up the beacon........

[Serge]

Nice work YD.

I'd load up the bait, but I don't want to ruin their black panther party by loading up the pic of SaladTosser's cock-plane.

[YD]

I don't think anyone cares. This is too easy. And still no Ana.

It's quiet.

Too quiet.

could it be that Ana is a collaborator?

wholy shit man the sheild! THE SHEILD IS NOT DOWN!!!

[Serge]

Always the goddamn ground team. Always. Where the fuck is Lando?

[velocet]

She's not here against her will as far as I can tell.

But incursions of this type WILL be tolerated, as long as it gets board vs. board smack flowing.




I guess to get things started in defense of the homeland here, I'll have to ask War Wagon if he has a few minutes to spare to fend off the lot of the Mag 7 contingent. That's about all we'll need.

Wags, you busy?





velocet

[Ana Ng]

If you guys send in an entire string of guards, you may come up with this on your second run through:







I need to re-register.

I can't remember my password or the email I registered under's password.

:meds



I'll be right ovah.

[War Wagon]

I guess to get things started in defense of the homeland here, I'll have to ask War Wagon if he has a few minutes to spare to fend off the lot of the Mag 7 contingent. That's about all we'll need.

Wags, you busy?

Damnit velo, I just finished mowing the yard, bbq'ing some pork ribs and exposing mv as a liar and a fraud, and you're going to put this on me too?

Well, the Royals are up 8-1 right now and it's for Ana, so why not.

[velocet]

I guess to get things started in defense of the homeland here, I'll have to ask War Wagon if he has a few minutes to spare to fend off the lot of the Mag 7 contingent. That's about all we'll need.

Wags, you busy?

Damnit velo, I just finished mowing the yard, bbq'ing some pork ribs and exposing mv as a liar and a fraud, and you're going to put this on me too?

Well, the Royals are up 8-1 right now and it's for Ana, so why not.

Even though you've mellowed quite a bit over the years, it's good to see you're still ready for a fight. I mean we can't just allow the Maggots7 to just barge in here and miss an opportunity for smack and laughs, can we?



Sorry I volunteered you for main part of this duty. But you're more up to the job than I am, based on the nature of the foreign threat. See, maggot7'ers post A WHOLE LOT. Talent is not a priority for them; post volume IS. I don't (never have) post great numbers of threads and replies, so I can't match their ADD output. You're around more than I, and that's all that's needed to keep their horde at bay. Just someone who's around. You don't even need to open up your smack arsenal. This should be fun!




velocet

[PSUFAN]

Well chosen, v. His leading strings are still visible.

[War Wagon]

Fuck this noise. I'm tired and going to bed. 5 am rolls around early in these parts.

I think the Mag 7 guys just try harder and if that costs us Ana, so be it. Bitch don't wanna' be here, no sweat off my sack.

Maybe Van can pick up the slack.

G'nite now.

[velocet]

Well chosen, v. His leading strings are still visible.

Hey, is that necessary? You WANT Wags on those walls... you NEED Wags on those walls.

You think I'm kidding here? (well I am, but...) THE THREAT LEVEL IS SET AT MAUVE!!!! It's the Maggots7 and they're looking to overrun this board with a deluge of ___________'s momma replies. Is that what we want?

We have the perfect guardian for the occasion. Wags. He has game, but he won't be needing it for this mission. His other attributes will come in handy though. Tenacity and a lack of patience for bullshit. And he's around a lot. All things needed to put the pestilence of princesses with puffy sleeves back in their "your momma" heaven.


Wags,
Good of you to continue your forthcoming 20 minute vigil til later tomorrow. Sometime in the near future how about you and I take the battle to their home field? Insults will fly, and good time will be had by all.





velocet

[velocet]

Do the message boards still do this stuff?

Sure, why not. Cities still battle each other via baseball, NBA, hockey, NFL etc. It entertains. A couple of boards can jaw at each other for the same effect. Join us!





velocet

[Van]

Agreed. Ana's tits (not Cushing's) must be pressed into duty...in the service of good.

We're good. They suck. Plus, we occasionally have velo.

[velocet]

I dunno, man. For one - I just don't have the time for it anymore. Plus - it's just kinda 7 years old to me. Guess I'd rather just fart and talk about car and boat engine sounds nowadays. :D

If you have a fart to spare, aim it at the Maggots! Wait, they might like that... ok, forget it.


Perhaps you will at least excuse the pursuit as others go at it? Maybe if there is a shot taken in a parody of one of your favorite cultural idioms...



((((((((((to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama))))))))))



Pig squeals keep Goby yearning
Fairy JCT seeks man skin
Serge gazes at shlongs of many a man
I miss theoneboard once again
And I think it's a win, yes

Well, I heard Mr. YD sins against Nature
Well, I heard ol' Hamfelice gulps it down
Well, I hope Maggot7 will remember
Hetero men don't need them around anyhow

Sweet home theoneboard
Where the smack is true
Sweet home theoneboard
I might drop a post or two

In Wankpuddery they love the Penis, bwaa ha ha!
Now we all laugh at I Fucking Hate You
Tho' Smackdawgtrollclone does not bother me
All the rest are less than m2! Tell the Truth!

Sweet home theoneboard
Where the smack is true
Sweet home theoneboard
where tards get beat down black and blue
scoreboard, motherfuckers


Now ChosenOne has a thing for Pampers
And Yoshi's been known to smear himself with poo
(Insurgent too!)
Lord, they crack me up so much
They pose no threat except to scroll wheels, what can ya do?

Sweet home theoneboard
Where the trolls ring true
Sweet home theoneboard
I just gotta say rack you!






velocet

[Van]

Man, how long has it been since someone here did a song parody??

Nice.

[velocet]

Thank you. Always a pleasure to try to entertain members of T1B West when I post late.


If you look over yonder at Embryonic Wankpuddery you'll see disparaging remarks posted about us. Let's return the favor!

[smackaholic]

rack the hell outta velocet.

hey spray, any chance you could make that into an actual music video and post it?

[Rootbeer]

In Wankpuddery they love the Penis, bwaa ha ha!
Now we all laugh at I Fucking Hate You
Tho' Smackdawgtrollclone does not bother me
All the rest are less than m2! Tell the Truth!

Awesome parody, velocet.

Rack it completely

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Man, how long has it been since someone here did a song parody??

[YD]

FTR I don't sin against nature. If this is in reference to my smashing beer bottles, I'd more liken that to "sin against assholes' driveways".

The stop sign thing only happened twice.


Rack Velo

wait. Is this about the muslim bomb?

[War Wagon]

and exposing mv as a liar and a fraud,

Link?

The TVO troll is not mine. That one got me for a second.

Admins, mods you have my full consent to out any and all trolls that I might have or have had here. For the record, I have exactly one troll and that one is at .net and has less than a dozen posts. I have never had one here.

You said I have been "outted numerous times here." Still waiting...

For the record, I withdraw my accusation. I misoverestimated your interaction with Van in that TVO thread. Not that anyone gives a fuck, but my apologies.

And I'll save you the trouble in advance: Yes, I know I'm a braindead fucktard.

Rack velo, btw.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I misoverestimated.

Say what?