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i'll have four eggs scrambled with cheddar cheese, 4 slices bacon, 4 link sausages, pan fried diced potatoes with onion and green peppar, 2 slices wheat toast with butter and grape jelly, large orange juice, black coffee
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Cold pizza
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MuchoBulls wrote:Cold pizza
u order cold pizza?

in my college dayz i whipped up a mean top raman sammich
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Nothing beats ice cream and a Dr. Pepper for breakfast...

For real, I'll take a Denver omelet, 3 large buttermilk pancakes, 3 sausage links and 3 strips of bacon...and two pieces of white toast with a glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice.
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mothster wrote:i'll have four eggs scrambled with cheddar cheese, 4 slices bacon, 4 link sausages, pan fried diced potatoes with onion and green peppar, 2 slices wheat toast with butter and grape jelly, large orange juice, black coffee
so i guess it's safe to assume that you're like 400 pounds?

Jesus H Christ, moth, that could feed a fucking village

here's mine:

white toast with butter
2 eggs over medium
6 strips of bacon
hash browns
water
coffee
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Baceña wrote:
mothster wrote:i'll have four eggs scrambled with cheddar cheese, 4 slices bacon, 4 link sausages, pan fried diced potatoes with onion and green peppar, 2 slices wheat toast with butter and grape jelly, large orange juice, black coffee
so i guess it's safe to assume that you're like 400 pounds?

Jesus H Christ, moth, that could feed a fucking village

here's mine:

white toast with butter
2 eggs over medium
6 strips of bacon
hash browns
water
coffee
how bout i leave half the taters and one slice of bread?

hell ftdc would add a stack of cakes to that order
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Two made from scratch biscuits, three eggs scrambled, country ham, home fries, grits with red-eye gravy, two sausage links, applesauce,
Orange juice, coffee
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A protein bar and a few cups of coffee. Or a bowl of cereal.
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refried beans
home fries
italian sausage and eggs
2 flour tortillas
sorry about that whammy!
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tomas8 wrote:refried beans
home fries
italian sausage and eggs
2 flour tortillas
no chorizo?

for a sweetooth bfast i like french toast with powdered sugar and cinnamen and grade b maple syrup with ice cold milk and coffee
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Vegetable omelette with Simply Eggs/Eggbeaters/Egg Whites only, very light on the cheese... salsa and sour cream on the side. Wheat toast with preserves or marmalade (no butter). Side dish varies depending on how good I want to be. Lots of coffee.
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Shoalzie wrote:Nothing beats ice cream and a Dr. Pepper for breakfast...

For real, I'll take a Denver omelet, 3 large buttermilk pancakes, 3 sausage links and 3 strips of bacon...and two pieces of white toast with a glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice.
Allow me to fix that for you.

Denver omelette is good. Make sure you get plenty of hot sauce to pour over that bitch though.

Fuck sausage, go all bacon.

If sourdough toast counts as white I suppose I'm down with that.

Pancakes are for girls, give me two biscuts drowned in country gravy. Home made gravy - none of that other foul shit that some restuarants serve.

Maybe throw in an order of fried potatoes with onions, garlic, and red bell pepper mixed in.

Fucking bomb.

Now I have to order breakfast.

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mothster wrote:
tomas8 wrote:refried beans
home fries
italian sausage and eggs
2 flour tortillas
no chorizo?

for a sweetooth bfast i like french toast with powdered sugar and cinnamen and grade b maple syrup with ice cold milk and coffee


i burned out on chorizo, moth.
i eat it about once a month nowadays, and when i do i mix it with refired beans. good stuff!
sorry about that whammy!
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mothster wrote:u order cold pizza?
It's left over from the night before.

If I am cooking breakfast I will cook scrambled eggs with cheese blended in, johnsonville sausage, wheat toast with margarine and blueberry preserves, OJ and milk.
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Take a toasted english muffin top it with smoked salmon, lightly poached eggs, holandaise sauce & fresh cracked black pepper,
add a watermelon & strawberry fresh fruit crush & you have breakfast utopia
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We call that eggs benedict here. The traditional way is with Canadian bacon but the smoked salmon (lox style, not the dry flaky stuff) is orders of magnitude better. Try topping with caviar and serving some steamed brocolli with hollandaise on the side.

Add a little champagne and you have the annual Mothers' Day breakfast in our house.

If you really feel decadent, also add a double chocolate muffin on the side.
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Eggs benedict indeed. About 25 years ago I went to a little restaurant in Redondo Beach called "The Flying Jib". Had eggs benedict and been hooked every since. I've prolly eaten EB in 5 states and 50 cities, but never found any better than at the Jib.....
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^^^^^^^^^^^^

or, sans the hollandaise sauce..pour a generous amount of Makers Mark over the whole dish.
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my other favorite is fresh toasted sourdough & Scambled eggs with smoked salmon & dill & fresh squeezed OJ



My ultimate scrambled eggs recipe is as follows

Melt a good tablespoon of butter not margarine or butter substitiute, in a pan
break in six fresh free range eggs
as soon as they just start to cook a little, break up & scramble adding a little dash of sea salt when almost cooked add about a tablespoon of fresh finely chopped dill & about 2 med sized slices of smoked salmon roughly chopped & take off heat immediately as the remaining heat in the pan is enough do not cook till dry good scrambled eggs should still be a little moist add lots of fresh cracked cracked pepper & serve immediately with freshly buttered toast
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missjo wrote:Take a toasted english muffin top it with smoked salmon, lightly poached eggs, holandaise sauce & fresh cracked black pepper,
add a watermelon & strawberry fresh fruit crush & you have breakfast utopia
adding some black caviar to top the eggs would work i bet
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