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Even Jacob Appel, who teaches bioethics at NYU, can see a downside:

"The only danger in such a proposal is the possibility that a minority of unscrupulous straight people might claim homosexuality in an effort to defraud taxpayers."

... But Appel dismisses his own concern, because according to his ideology, a nonpervert would not have "enough confidence in his own sexuality to impersonate a homosexual." Also, "the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."
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Victory may require five or maybe 20 years. Yet I have no doubt that “don’t ask, don’t tell” and same-sex adoption bans will be as unspeakable and inexplicable to my grandchildren as counting a slave as three-fifths of a human being.
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Cuda wrote:"the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."
"We've got that covered."

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There is no law that states that a gay man or women cannot marry a person of the opposite sex.

case dismissed.
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YES! Another great cause!!

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Martyred wrote:
Cuda wrote:"the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."
"We've got that covered."

Sincerely,

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Well, I'll agree here. Having lived in Sodom Crisco for a long time, I can state categorically that these two losers are born queers, with the requisite oversized hypothalamus gland which renders the whole disgusting enterprise as a "hardwired" condition. Just how much their concealing, or "closeting" their true nature has rendered them insufferable jerks--and so caused distress and annoyance to their community and fellow Wal Mart workers, remains a matter of little contention. That some form of reparation is in order should be obvious. Remember, the root word here is "repair."
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Martyred wrote:
Cuda wrote:"the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."
"We've got that covered."

Sincerely,

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Cuda wrote:"the government could establish an effective system to screen for straight impostors."
"We've got that covered."

Sincerely,

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Well, I'll agree here. Having lived in Sodom Crisco for a long time, I can state categorically that these two losers are born queers, with the requisite oversized hypothalamus gland which renders the whole disgusting enterprise as a "hardwired" condition. Just how much their concealing, or "closeting" their true nature has rendered them insufferable jerks--and so caused distress and annoyance to their community and fellow Wal Mart workers, remains a matter of little contention. That some form of reparation is in order should be obvious. Remember, the root word here is "repair."
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MadRussian -- PLEASE post something funny or even halfway original, otherwise I may have to get The Deciders involved.
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