Heads are gonna roll.

[The Deciders]

So, anyway, the rest of The Deciders and I were lying around, shooting the shit, sun bathing atop our brand new Starfire yacht anchored near the shores of Panama, snacking on some amuse-bouche, when we received some stunning news from one of our informants.

We feel it's better to show you than tell you. Observe:










Tha fuck is this shit? Huh? You think this is some kind of fucking joke? Going around imitating the motherfucking DECIDERS??

Now you listen here you brainless, faggot IMPOSTERS. You masquerading, cheap sacks of fuck! We're friends and business partners with the fine folks of IMDB. We're sort of a big deal over there. Not only have we tracked your ip, but we KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE. Howdoya like them apples, you sick fucks?

Trust me when I say...this will not end well for you.

Night night.

[PSUFAN]

I dunno - that internal code is valid. That's the kind of good work WE hired you for. My guess is that you talked big to land that gig, too...and then promptly disappeared, just like you did here.

[Atomic Punk]

Allow me to bump your shit troll's thread. After all, everybody thinks you are the bomb dude.

[Screw_Michigan]

I was just thinking 20 minutes ago: "What in the sam hell happened to the Fresno tards?" Thanks for taking some time out of your menial day of shit eating and panty wearing to make your presence felt, AP, you fucking sissy.

[Dinsdale]

sam hell

Is that for all intensive purposes, per say?

[Atomic Punk]

I was just thinking 20 minutes ago:

Try thinking more often you jizz mopping idiot. Wait... you can't think can you?

And here you are thinking about me 20 minutes ago...

[Screw_Michigan]

Shoeboxes here cost more in rent than you'll ever be able to afford while wiping geriatric asses, Atomic Tard. Even Gary Cherone thinks you're a pathetic failure.

[Atomic Punk]

Oh, you are still stuck on what nursing assistants do... wiping geriatric asses. I get it, you only think in spurts, kinda like jizz is mopped in spurts. Check that, you only mop spurts of jizz.

[XXXL]

sam hell

Is that for all intensive purposes, per say?

Uh, "per se" you meant Einstein?

[Mikey]

sam hell

Is that for all intensive purposes, per say?

I have to say...

[Shoalzie]

sam hell

Is that for all intensive purposes, per say?

He knows what he's saying...it's just a big roost.

[War Wagon]

After all, everybody thinks you are the bomb

Not at all.

In fact, I'd take a panty wearing freak over a shit MGO/PSU troll anyday.

[Atomic Punk]

After all, everybody thinks you are the bomb

Not at all.

In fact, I'd take a panty wearing freak over a shit MGO/PSU troll anyday.

Shit dude... I can out forklift you, and all of the other powered equipment you see in my shithole. Raymond, CAT, Toyota, etc.

Since we are cool and all.. notice how PUSFAG isn't defending his "The Deciders" shit troll? Yeah, me too. Next thing you know I'll get bagged on for the 27 y/o hottie who is turning 29 in two weeks. Working in the medical field... there are are no shortage of girls of very young ages to gmilfs hitting me up. I'm taking this weekend off from the drama. Don't drag me into your drama. No issues with you dude.

[PSUFAN]

Next thing you know I'll get bagged on for the 27 y/o hottie who is turning 29 in two weeks.

Jesus..are you really going to do this again?

[Atomic Punk]

Try what again? The fact I get laid by nurses when I'm a minority in the profession is a surprise to a jealous loser like yourself? The fact you and the other(s) that "decide" can't get laid in a morgue is on yourself, pal. I can't imagine what it's like to be a loser like you that is married to a homely and FAT tanker. (insert Oklahoma State coach "FAT" reference here).

PUSFAG, start a new troll like the Dan Vogel shit trolling kinda thingio. Yeah... not transparent at all. Even a board like this is hell for a shitty poster like yourself. You might want to hook up with the canatards for help.

Fucking Cuda has had you pegged years ago. Forgot to give his dumb ass props... since we look alike.

[Mister Bushice]

I'm a minority in the profession

I think it's against the law to consider cross dressing attention whore career hoppers a minority.

[Atomic Punk]

Buttcheeks slimes in here also. Not surprising this board has died due to shitty posters like PUS and Buttcheeks. Too bad...

[poptart]

Next thing you know I'll get bagged on for the 27 y/o hottie who is turning 29 in two weeks.

Pic(s)?


Post her real pic, not a bogus m2-style falsie.

Your redemption draweth nigh.

[rozy]

sam hell

Is that for all intensive purposes, per say?

Uh, "per se" you meant Einstein?

Attorney, right?

Must be California...

[Dinsdale]

sam hell

Is that for all intensive purposes, per say?

He knows what he's saying...it's just a big roost.

Ha!

I knew I left a Schotzism out.



And did XXXDumb really just call out "per say," while leaving "intensive purposes" untouched?


Once again, he's only funny when he's not trying to be.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

In an instance like this, I would usually call for a healthy dosage of "read more, post less," but in XXXL's case I think the best possible solution would be to hit that little x in the upper right hand corner.

[Dinsdale]

MGO, I disagree.

As an almost-wise man once said, "every board needs it's tards."

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I'm sure smackaholic will drop by soon to set you straight.

[Van]

Dins, is this new "it's" thing now going to be your new crusade, like Randall's quest to "take it back"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2DxyAGzGxM

[Dinsdale]

Haven't seen it... is the rest of the movie as funny as that clip?

[Van]

You'd find it worth the price of admission just for the "Star Wars vs LOTR" smack, "Pillow Pants," the donkey fucking scene and Jay's version of the Buffalo Bill naked dance from "Silence Of The Lambs"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3t6MlZlwUc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtZX1i6 ... 1&index=21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Jt4Q5ulEs

[XXXL]

Attorney, right?

Must be California...

You are a LOSER from WGARA :)

[XXXL]

In an instance like this, I would usually call for a healthy dosage of "read more, post less," but in XXXL's case I think the best possible solution would be to hit that little x in the upper right hand corner.

MGO wannabe Einstein :)

[PSUFAN]

I get laid by nurses when I'm a minority in the profession

Well, then...


So, how do you lure them in? Do you tell them that they can bring their laundry, and jump up and start the dryer cycle 'cuz it's just across the room?

Or maybe you serenade them with a few bars from Hot for Teacher?

Maybe the Spastic Eyeball trick butters up their crotches?

Perhaps you allow them to fondle a Yambag that will soon be photographed framed in panties, then distributed broadly online?

Yes, of these things we are all indeed jealous.

[Tom In VA]

fondle a Yambag

Came into see if this thread was about me and then that's all I saw.


Sincerely,

[Shoalzie]

Ha!

I knew I left a Schotzism out.

Always here to help...

[GOSD]

Try what again? The fact I get laid by nurses when I'm a minority in the profession is a surprise to a jealous loser like yourself? The fact you and the other(s) that "decide" can't get laid in a morgue is on yourself, pal. I can't imagine what it's like to be a loser like you that is married to a homely and FAT tanker. (insert Oklahoma State coach "FAT" reference here).

PUSFAG, start a new troll like the Dan Vogel shit trolling kinda thingio. Yeah... not transparent at all. Even a board like this is hell for a shitty poster like yourself. You might want to hook up with the canatards for help.

Fucking Cuda has had you pegged years ago. Forgot to give his dumb ass props... since we look alike.

Christ you are pathetic.