What Body Type are You?

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What Body Type are You?

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Endomorph
Your @ss is pretty huge, bottom line.
A pack of African Pygmy Mice could burrow in and make a winter nest in your buttock cellulite.
You haven't seen your own dick since 90210 was all the rage.

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Mesomorph
Your shoulders are broad and square ... as is your chin.
You know you're hot shit and you don't hesitate to strut around shirt off at the gym.
One home closet is littered with Flex, Muscle and Fitness, and IronMan mags tossed/jizzed upon everywhere.



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Ectomorph
Your metabolism is that of a hummingbird on a half-dozen Vivarin.
Ethiopian Standard.
Your tits are actually concave, and an average middle school softball chick could out-bench press your pitiful ass.

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Other/Inbetween
Your body type can't be neatly categorized as one of the three above.
You fit on one of the three lines ... at some juncture.
You'll probably post bullshit in this thread, while if truth be told, your @ss is pretty damn wide and unattractive.
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Re: What Body Type are You?

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I didn't see your answer...
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Re: What Body Type are You?

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Sans the gummed up mags.
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I'm like an endomorph with metal wheel benefits.

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R-Jack wrote:A terrier on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

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Re: What Body Type are You?

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Bobby42 wrote:Image
Sans the gummed up mags.
and I'm guessing black skin - white shorts.right?

WTF are gummed up Mags btw? Are you talking black again?

habla no ebonics
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Mister Bushice wrote:
WTF are gummed up Mags btw? Are you talking black again?
If I'm reading this right, I think for some reason he's referring to his wheels.

My assumption is that he has spinners on his Escalade.
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Re: What Body Type are You?

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I'm on the bottom line as a mix between endomorph and mesomorph. But the truth is I lean more toward mesomorph. I'm carrying a little extra weight around the waist mainly. And I've never been that much of a muscle guy even when I was younger. Sometimes my wife gets after me just a little about joining a gym and taking better care of myself. I work a lot and don't eat the best always. It can catch up with you as you get older. So I might take her up on it. I find that when work is over I just want to head home and relax though. Hard to imagine actually going to a gym and then doing more work. But this winter I might make that change in my lifestyle.
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