I'm bored: best and worst unis in your conference

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:02 pm

excluding your own team.

best: two years ago i'd say Colorado, but the new threads suck out loud. so, i'll say ATM or Nebraska (both Adidas, btw). though, i'll give ATM the nod since NU had that awful Tron crap in 2002 (?). to their credit they switched back to the classic look. and Callahan's teams always looked pretty sharp even when they weren't playing D.

worst: Oklahoma State.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:03 pm

worst-Northwestern. Purple is gay and the font of the numbering sucks alot.

best-tough call. I'm very attached to the maize n blue. As a traditionalist I want to say PSU. Plain old school football right there. I kinda dig the Minnesota color scheme. The "W" on the wisky helmet blows. Illinois is ok, but they've changed a few times in my memory. I will never forgive Iowa for the feathers (or whatever) they had a few years back. OSU...

. IU, dull and too many changes over the years. I hate Purdue's colors. And Sparty, I don't even own anything green. When they go with the all white with green numbers and letters and they have the "S" on the helmet and not the sparty head their unis meet the old school criteria. But when the sport the shiny green metalic all green uni's they look like shit.

Yep not counting Michigan, PSU's unis are the best.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:20 pm

Texas Tech looks sharp when they have the all black pants, jerseys and the cool TB Bucs like helmets. I have to say the new A&M shit is horrible.....but hey, they aren't as good as us and probably never will be.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:27 pm

best: Penn St
worst: Northwestern

Although I don't think any of the unis are horrid.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:42 pm

other major conferences

ACC
best: Florida St
worst: North Carolina (always hated the baby blue, basketball or otherwise...)

Big 12
best: Nebraska
worst: Baylor

Big East
best: Pitt
worst: Syracuse (the Donovan McNabb-era Cuse unis were sweet...these ones, not so much)

Pac 10
best: USC (tradition, tradition, tradition)
worst: CAL (the urine unis and multiple color schemes don't work for me. Like somebody else said, at least Oregon were trend setters)

SEC
best: Tennessee (lots of great, traditional unis in this conference. I used to hate the rocky top orange, but they sorta grew on me...as much as an SEC team can grow on me)
worst: South Carolina

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:28 am

Big Ten
B: Penn St
W: Minnesota

SEC
B: Ole Miss
W: Tennecheat's away unis (terrible)

Big 12
B: Texas
W: Iowa St

Pac-10
B: USC
W: Oregon

ACC
B: FSU
W: Clemson's purple unis

Big East
They all suck

Honorable Mention: Appalachian State's away unis

All-time favorite: Colorado's all black look from the Darian Hagen/Bienemy days

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:09 am

i'm not sure Colorado ever wore the all blacks in the Hagan heyday. i'll have to check on that. their roadie with the black pants and white jersey was very badass. Sadly, they've gone away from that sometimes (black pants are pretty hot in September) with the Barnett era all-whites* and Hawkins has worn gold pants on the road a few times. which, makes em look like Georgia Tech from a distance to me.

ACC:

b: FSU (hon mention: Virginia. i like UNC's look and logo, but it's a little soft, effete for football).
w: Clemson all purple.

Big 10:

b: Michigan (big fan of PSU, as well)
w: N'Western

SEC:

b: Bama (classic. i like UGA's color scheme but i don't like the Packer logo and i don't like when college teams adopt an NFL copy--'sup Iowa=Steelers, Kansas did the Giants a few times, KSU=Cowboys, etc. a lot of tight duds in the SEC though)
w: Kentucky (not really anything to get excited about here).

Pac 10:

b: USC or UCLA
w: Oregon State (though Stanford has taken a big step back with the black trim, IMO).

Big East:

b: Rutgers, i guess (clean, simple)
w: new Cuse retina scorchers. UCONN could use an update now that they are in a real conference.

* there's some "x" factor about the all whites. it didn't really work for CU. looked like they were wearing pajamas or something. some teams it works great. PSU, Bama, OU, Texas really frickin sharp....for instance. but, it looked goofy for CU. other than that, the Barnett era threads were very nice IMO.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:10 am

L45B wrote: All-time favorite: Colorado's all black look from the Darian Hagen/Bienemy days

i got confirmation from two sources that, yes, CU wore the all-blacks under McCartney. so, i was wrong.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:39 pm

Best - Pitt. This is provided they do not break out the gold on gold combination they wore a couple of seasons ago against Louisville. They wore gold on blue during a road game against Rutgers last season and it was pretty sweet looking.

Worst - Syracuse. Flat out awful.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:13 pm

CUSA Best: I would have said SMU before they went back to the Pony Express look for this season. Their Blue helmets with the red pony and red jerseys with either red or blue pants were sharp. Now they are going back to more of the white uniform of their past cheating was and so the torch is passed to Tulane. Their all green look is sharp, plus the most striking feature is the name of the school above the numbers which is as it should be.

Worst: Tie between Tulsa and UCF. Blue, Gold, Yellow and Red are too busy on the Tulsa uniform. Not a fan of black on uniforms either so UCF gets the tie.

Note: The current RICE unis are horrible. A number of us have written the AD about going back to the uniform of a few years ago. Think Philly Eagles helmet in blue, solid blue with silver for home games, and solid white with blue for road games. The current crap trimmed in Yellow makes me sick. That along with the stripe from the arm pit down the leg to the knee needs to go tomorrow.

BIG XII Best: By far is Texas. Look at the love PSU is getting for their classic look. The Texas uniform is damn near the same thing. All white on the road with the block numbers and the school name across the chest. White helmets with horns as compared to the blue PSU stripe. At home the only difference like PSU is the jersey is the solid color.

Worst: By far is OK State. They look ready to direct cars on the side of the road around a construction crew. Way to much saftey orange. That and the fact the uniform changes to keep up with Oregon.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:32 pm

King Crimson wrote:(both Adidas, btw)

Doesn't matter which major company a team gets its unis from -- they all come from here.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:19 pm

Nobody cares.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:48 pm

As long as I'm getting fat deals on last year's models, I care.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:04 pm

King Crimson wrote:
L45B wrote: All-time favorite: Colorado's all black look from the Darian Hagen/Bienemy days
i got confirmation from two sources that, yes, CU wore the all-blacks under McCartney. so, i was wrong.

OK, getting more feedback and no real consensus; so, this question is back on the table.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:07 pm

I was pretty sure they sported those back in the day, but I could be wrong. Maybe M-dub can confirm. Either way, like stated before when they wore the black pants those unis were pretty damn sweet.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:36 pm

Large bold writing on the front of the jersey looks too basketball to me, Im not even fond of writing on the back. A small logo on the front looks good but not much more

ACC-
Best- Virginia. always liked Clemson for some reason, just not in purple
Worst- Va Tech

SEC-
Best- Ole Miss
Worst- LSU

Big East-
Best - UConn
Worst - Syracuse

Big 10
Best- Michigan
Worst- Northwestern

Big 12-
Best- Nebraska
Worst- Kansas State

Pac 10
Best- USC
Worst- Oregon

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:52 pm

SoCalTrjn wrote:Worst- Kansas State

Perhaps I'm in the minority but I always thought KState rocked the purple nicely.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:42 pm

I don't know if I have a favorite and a least favorite but here's my top uni's....

Tops...
Clemson home
Notre Dame home and road
Florida home and road
Tennessee home
Texas home
North Carolina home (powder blue is the shiznit!)

Worst....
Oregon home and road
Oregon State home and road
Syracuse home and road
Northwestern home
Minnesota home

King Crimson,

Seriously, this is the gayest topic ever on this bored. If you're that bored go get a dirty mag and jerk off!

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:37 am

Why am I not surprised at Schmick?

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:42 am

Left Seater wrote:Why am I not surprised at Schmick?

yeah, cause your pick of Tejas was so shocking

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:03 am

Adelpiero wrote:yeah, cause your pick of Tejas was so shocking

I think LS was eluding to the fact that Toejam selected USC as his "best" despite KC's qualifier of "excluding your own team."

This paying attention stuff really isn't that complicated, adel.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:06 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:yeah, cause your pick of Tejas was so shocking
I think LS was eluding to the fact that Toejam selected USC as his "best" despite KC's qualifier of "excluding your own team."

This paying attention stuff really isn't that complicated, adel.

follow along, lefty might be the biggest horn shill here.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:07 am

TheJON wrote:Seriously, this is the gayest topic ever on this bored.

Says the guy who's more than delighted to respond to it, and even adds more than what was requested

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:16 am

I'm almost positive the Buffs wore the all-black unis under McCartney. Looking for documentation still...

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:01 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:yeah, cause your pick of Tejas was so shocking
I think LS was eluding to the fact that Toejam selected USC as his "best" despite KC's qualifier of "excluding your own team."

This paying attention stuff really isn't that complicated, adel.

We have a winner.

Adel, one day you might understand respecting your opponents.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:21 am

I'm hardly surprised to learn that Jon considers prolonged, heroic bouts of masturbation to be the cure for boredom....among a variety of other (if not all) existential conditions one suspects.

Danimal · Post by **Danimal** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:22 am

Big 12
best: KU
worst: OSU

Big 10
best: Wiscy
worst: NW

Pac
best: Wash
worst: Oregon

ACC
best: Wake Forest
worst: North Carolina(powder blue just isn't football)

Big East
best: Rutgers
worst: Syracuse

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:25 am

King Crimson wrote:excluding your own team.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I think LS was eluding to the fact that Toejam selected USC as his "best" despite KC's qualifier of "excluding your own team."

This paying attention stuff really isn't that complicated, adel.

Papa Willie wrote: :paul: :paul: :paul:

SEC:

Best: Auburn
Worst: 'Bama. Shit red and numbers on a helmet don't work. Sorry, SS. :D

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:55 am

Believe the Heupel wrote:ACC:
B: Boston College
W: 'Cuse

Syracuse is in the ACC now? When did that happen?

Picking the Big East first, since ND is sorta kinda a Big East member:

Best: Pitt (although I wish they'd go back to the script "Pitt" helmet logo, and seconding Mucho's disclaimer about the all-gold unis.)
Worst: Syracuse

Others:

ACC:
Best: Florida State (but should wear gold pants all the time.)
Worst: Clemson (any combination except orange-and-white or purple-and-white). Honorable mention: Virginia Tech (maroon and orange just doesn't go well together).

Big 10:
Best: Michigan
Worst: Penn State (I know I'm in the minority on this one, but their unis are just too boring.)

Big XII:
Best: Kansas State (again in the minority, but the purple-and-silver color scheme works.)
Worst: Texas Tech (the all-black ones, anyway.)

Pac-10:
Best: USC (I might be tempted to change my vote to Washington if they went back to gold pants.)
Worst: Oregon (although a case could also be made for either Cal or Oregon State. In any event, you need a scorecard to keep track of the unis on any of these teams.)

SEC:
Best: I'll take a split here -- Georgia for home unis, Florida for road unis.
Worst: Auburn (sorry, 'Spray.)

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:53 pm

Big-10

Best: Penn State because they’ve never found it necessary to change them
Worst: Minnesota, with an honorable mention for Michigan’s cornrow helmets

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:22 pm

Big XII:
Best: OU
Worst: Tie - Baylor and tceh

Sin,

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:02 pm

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:I'm almost positive the Buffs wore the all-black unis under McCartney. Looking for documentation still...

Alfred Williams, 1990:

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:42 pm

Crimson,

I try to not get bored to the point where I create the most homosexual thread in message board history. But if I was to that point, yeah I'd probably just go jack off. Personally, I could think of better things to do than either but if given the choice.......jacking off > starting a lame ass thread about football uniforms.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:51 am

ACC:
Best: Virginia
Wors: Georgia Tech

Big East:
Best: Louisville
Worst: UConn

Big 10:
Best: tOSU
Worst: Iowa

Big 12:
Best: Nebraska
Worst: KSU

Pac 10:
Best: USC
Worst: Oregon St.

SEC:
Best: Auburn
Worst: Vanderbilt

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:35 pm

Nothin' sharp about the Auburn unis, but at least they're sort of classic looking. I dig Bama's look.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:51 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Re my UF comment above, found this:

I think they wore that crap a time or two last year or the year before. The Pac10 called and offered membership.

It’ll be quite an undertaking moving all of the Pac 10 campuses to Georgia and Alabama.

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1 PSU
2 Ohio St
3 MSU
4 Wisconsin
5 Iowa
6 Purdue
7 Michigan
8 Indiana
9 Minnesota
10 Illinois
11 Northwestern

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SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:32 am

Sorry, didnt see the excluding your own team part.
that being said Id have to put ASU as the Pac 10's second best

I dont like purple

I dont recall any westcoast teams going to that gay ass one sleeve one coor, the other another scheme like the Gaytors were rocking, Va Tech is the only other team i remember for sure using that horrible look. Its like Richard Simmons shorts on a football jersey

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:49 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Re my UF comment above, found this:

I think they wore that crap a time or two last year or the year before. The Pac10 called and offered membership.

Virginia tech wore uni's like that during the same season. Ugly!!!