Las Vegas + NFL retards = bad idea

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Cops found Oakland Raider Javon Walker unconscious in Vegas this morning.

FOX5 Las Vegas reports the wide receiver was found around 7:00 AM with an orbital fracture -- basically a busted eye socket. He was taken to a local hospital where he's in fair condition.

Cops refuse to confirm any details about the incident, including where exactly Walker was found.

Norm Clark reports the baller was partying it up at Tryst nightclub at the Wynn Hotel Saturday night, spraying the crowd with multiple bottles of champagne.


Hmm an NFL player that had a team mate last year that got murdered after boozing at a nightclub, but couldn't get that into his head that has an IQ of 6. I know everyone must be so shocked.
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poptart wrote:Word is that a Javon Walker signing is also imminent.
Pretty big contract for him too.
Mixed feelings, but an overall thumbs down from me.
No doubt the guy makes plays, and that's NEEDED, but his legs and attitude are a real concern.
It could pay off nicely, but the risk of injury or psychological meltdown would've spooked me away from inking him.
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psychological meltdown - check


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He looks bright enough.
Really don't know what the problem is.
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A strong RACK for Pop's who always calls them as he see's them and more times then not is spot on.
Meanwhile the tradition marches on :oops:
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MAKE IT RAIN JAVON!!!! Nothing bad ever happens when you make it rain....
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Neely... that is not "making it rain."
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Since this thread sucks, it's as good a place as any.


So, Ucan't... I met a chick from...
Austin... Austin, Massachusetts

I don't know the first thing about Austin Massachusetts...

So I nailed her, just to be on the safe side.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Neely... that is not "making it rain."

In literal terms no, but cmon.....take the stick out of your as and laugh for once. Jeez!!

Can someone wytch some dollar bills in where the champagne is to make Ucan't happy???
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Neely8 wrote:laugh for once.

Plenty of people on this site make me laugh... In terms of pure comedic genius, you're Carrot Top's bitch. Sorry, bro.

And Dins...

Dinsdale wrote:I don't know the first thing about Austin Massachusetts.
Yeah, that's what I said. Boston. The University of Boston in Massachusetts.

Dinsdale wrote:So I nailed her, just to be on the safe side.
This differs from your SOP, uhm, how??
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Neely8 wrote:laugh for once.

Plenty of people on this site make me laugh... In terms of pure comedic genius, you're Carrot Top's bitch. Sorry, bro.

And Dins...

Dinsdale wrote:I don't know the first thing about Austin Massachusetts.
Yeah, that's what I said. Boston. The University of Boston in Massachusetts.

Dinsdale wrote:So I nailed her, just to be on the safe side.
This differs from your SOP, uhm, how??

I find that hard to believe. You have got to be the most negative and boorish person on these boards, and that is saying something.

Looking forward to whooping your ass in fantasy football again this year.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: This differs from your SOP, uhm, how??

It doesn't.

I was just making small talk.


I get the impression "Austin... Austin Massachusetts" is some sort of Chowd humor.
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Neely8 wrote:You have got to be the most negative and boorish person on these boards, and that is saying something.
Ya... I know it may seem like that... to you. Follow? If I took your posts and dumped them in a compost heep, that pile of shit would be throwing up in its mouth from the stench of your drivel.
Neely8 wrote:Looking forward to whooping your ass in fantasy football again this year.
Well whoop de fucking doo...

We made it to the playoffs... neither of won it all. Good Lord, you didn't even make it to the Finals and you're talking trash like you accomplished something?
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Dinsdale wrote:I get the impression "Austin... Austin Massachusetts" is some sort of Chowd humor.

Tom Green. Road Trip.


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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Neely8 wrote:You have got to be the most negative and boorish person on these boards, and that is saying something.
Ya... I know it may seem like that... to you. Follow? If I took your posts and dumped them in a compost heep, that pile of shit would be throwing up in its mouth from the stench of your drivel.
Neely8 wrote:Looking forward to whooping your ass in fantasy football again this year.
Well whoop de fucking doo...

We made it to the playoffs... neither of won it all. Good Lord, you didn't even make it to the Finals and you're talking trash like you accomplished something?

Actually I won it all the year before and was poised for a repeat. Unfortunately Brady to Moss didn't pan out for one particular week. Oh well. Just commenting that in our head to head matchup you were beaten and soundly. I am looking forward to doing it again. I guess I struck a nerve there.... :)

It's funny. We live in the same state, root for the same teams, but honestly I don't think you and I have ever agreed on anything. If you listen to WEEI at all you remind of Steve from Fall River. Someone who can find the negative in any situation. You must be down on the Celts because they didn't sweep huh??
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Neely8 wrote:I guess I struck a nerve there.
No that's funny. Yeah, bro... you're in my head. <<Zyclone sighting?>>


Look... dude, all I know is I didn't win the league. I have the mentality of Lombardi when it comes to... pretty much everything. Props on the Bronze Medal and stuff.
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