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So this is your dad dry-humping your dog? Apple doesn't fall far from the tree much?
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Goober McTuber wrote: So this is your dad dry-humping your dog?
Nothing but class.
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War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: So this is your dad dry-humping your dog?
Nothing but class.
Class?!? We're talking about Pikkkle, for Christ' sake. Its 50/50 that's not even his dad. That dude looks to be in his 60's. Pikkle's dad would have offed himself at a young age out of embarrassment.
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Bingo. Pickle's a worn out shit troll. Nothing more, nothing less.
Correction:

A worn out shit troll that misses his father.
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The Big Pickle wrote:Image
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r104/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Jgurske/1967meanddad.jpg?t=1209698342
I remember you posting a cropped 211 helmet B&W pic a few years ago saying your dad was in WWII. Yes, you said WWII. I asked you how you could have a dad that was in WWII and you kept the claim he was. If you deny it, then well, it won't be a surprise as you continuously lie about everything.

Then I see a C-130 in the background of the same pic but it being the uncropped version. The untagged [img] link below with 1967 makes sense.

JGurske? Who is that?
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Whoever this dude is, he looks like a little squirt. He probably suffered a swirly or three in the head.
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I had nothing to do with Pickle's dad's demise, so I'm not sorry. I wonder if he was proud of the streetwalking halfwits he spawned? Judging from the shit-eating grin on his face in the pics, I'm sure he chuckled the first time he saw his son creep into an alley with an Afrikkkan john.
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WTF, all you idiots are backpeddling, this is a motherfuckkking smakboard, not Oprah.com .....fuck Pikkle. Fuck his dad and fuck those random pics from the internet.

Photochop those pics and make him melt.

Fuck you pikkkkle.

I'm glad Darwin is starting to work out the mistake that is, Family Pikkkkle.

first the dag. then this asshole....hopefully your next.
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first the dag. then this asshole....hopefully your next.

I would suggest replacing vodka with eggs for your next breakfast. I know it's Friday and everything, but you're gonna be a sticky puddle on the ground by 11am.
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RACK all Vets. If your father did pass away and you arent trolling, sorry to hear that.

YOu are still a calss A fucktard though
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mvscal wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Evidently he must have died of old age standing in the line to bang Pikkle's shitter.
Hey! Show some respect. The guy served in the Spanish-American war as a Rough Rider.
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Pickle - if by 1 chance in several trillion you're not trolling - I'm actually sorry about your dad. I think you're a shit troll/fucking idiot, but I actually wouldn't wish death on you or anybody in your family (like you've done to me).

Hope that helps.


Gee, thanks Spray. I apologize for saying those things about your family. I started a thread about bad kharma awhile ago and I don't think there is anything that creates worse bad khamra than wishing death to people or their families.

So Spray, I sincerely take back any hateful wishes I made about the well being of your family and you being a fatarse pig. It's a troll message board, but some people take this trolling shite too far. Honestly, I don't troll on this message board. For me these boards are a place to vent about my utter and complete disdain for the negro race. I think it's better to release my anger in words on an anonymous message board then in real life to real people.
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Papa Willie wrote: Okay - when was the last death in your family and who was it?

Why dont you post some mud - art of PIkkle and jack off to it. Then you can make a nice picture on your bathtub to send to Goobs and have him hand crank your fragile ego.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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The Big Pickle wrote:[I'll say it one more time.....


MY DAD MOLESTED ME LIKE A MIDDLE AGED MORMAN ICE CREAM MAN IN A TEXAS RANCH HOUSE FULL OF 10 YEAR OLD GIRLS!

Do the right thing. Put your pillow on the train tracks and take a nap.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Papa Willie wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Okay - when was the last death in your family and who was it?

Why dont you post some mud - art of PIkkle and jack off to it. Then you can make a nice picture on your bathtub to send to Goobs and have him hand crank your fragile ego.
Goodness gracious! Hit a nerve there, Poopsie? :D

not really. You're actually about the only cool person on this leaking toilet bb, I just felt compelled to say that.

Chalk it up to transference of hate from Pikkkklesnog to you for a brief moment.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Mister Bushice wrote:
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Jesus - when did we have a midget brigade in the military? Is that a Garanimals uniform he has on?
Actually the most decorated soldier
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Stood 5'5" tall and probably weighed 120 soaking wet.

The Tunnel Rats in Vietnam, some of the ballsiest fucks out there, were all small in stature.



P.S. Sorry for your loss Pickle. Your dad seems like he was a great guy.
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...RACK Audie Murphy
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
A "troll" would be someone who is making up this story.

I told you, I was sick and tired of your shit troll remarks about my Dad. I'm not afraid to post pictures of my Dad on the internet because I am proud of him. My Dad was a great great great man and father.
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Your dad is/was an ass to mouth, cocksucking faggot and dumbfuck and
didn't know when or how to use his jimmy properly
thereby saddling us with you; Theoneboard.com.net/punchingbag/
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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The Big Pickle wrote:

MY DAD WAS THE GREATEST DAD IN THE WORLD!
Sorry to tell you this, but my son has a much greater dad than your dad.
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Fuck off dude, you were the product of two lesbians and a mvscal's dildo.

Neither one of you fuckers have ever done anything but jack off to to the pictures of the crew and post meaningless drivel.
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Are you talkin' to me?!?

You've gotta be kidding. The crew does absolutely nothing for me.
It's you, warren, that I usually imagine.
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Mikey wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:

MY DAD WAS THE GREATEST DAD IN THE WORLD!
Sorry to tell you this, but my son has a much greater dad than your dad.
You gotta question the greatness of anyone who procreated and the result was a complete fucktard like stanley.
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Good to see the old lady finally learning to give...

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Rigormortis probably was responsible for the dude's first hard on in 67 years. He probably swore off potency after he saw the slack-jawed jackasses that his seed spawned. Fukken DISASTER!!
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No wonder pickle hates ni663rs
If my dad had been killed by having his lower colon perforated by a giant balck mandingo cock, I would probably hate them that bad too.
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Since Pickle is posting pics of his daddy. I wanted to do the same.

Dude on the left is Bobby, Sr. before the fateful crash.
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MadRussian wrote:No wonder pickle hates ni663rs
If my dad had been killed by having his lower colon perforated by a giant balck mandingo cock, I would probably hate them that bad too.
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So I guess Pikkkle must have been killed by a member of Bobby42's father's unit - the reamers.
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The entire crew augered in that day.
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It appears that they finally dropped one too many bombs in him
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They still reamed your dad out pickle tickling cockpark
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(Left to Right) 2,1

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Other than being in the military, what was it that made your dad the "best dad in the world?"

Did he approve of your chosen path in life?
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The Big Pickle wrote:Honestly, I don't troll on this message board. For me these boards are a place to vent about my utter and complete disdain for the negro race. I think it's better to release my anger in words on an anonymous message board then in real life to real people.
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Stanley, your dad looks like he dropped the soap a few times when the brothers came into the shower. The other white guys probably gave him a golf clap, the brothers gave him the real Clap.
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PSUFAN wrote:Stanley, your dad looks like he dropped the soap a few times when the brothers came into the shower. The other white guys probably gave him a golf clap, the brothers gave him the real Clap.
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