Mossad Tries Out Ray Assassin In Fla

[LTS TRN 2]

Having completed a variety of experiments training dolphins, squid, and otters, the secret Pure M team discovered they had the right candidate for their special ops all along in the eagle ray. "They're very intelligent, actually," said Mossad secret spokesman "Divy," who commented from an untraceable Blackberry. "And wow do they pack a wallop! Not like those useless otters--we're looking to neutralize, not nuzzle. Today's field test was amazing, frankly. We're very impressed and are probably going to push hard for the contracts for training and developing the ray." As for uses of the special aqua assassin, missions appear open. "Whatever we want, really" concluded Divy, "everyone goes near the water sometimes."


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[bbqjones]

t. to b. - lts42, cuda

[PSUFAN]

Someone needs to tell that Ray that they already got to the USS Liberty.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"Cage goes in the water...
...you go in the water...
...Jew programs killer ray...

[LTS TRN 2]

It was a suicide ray, M-tyrd, and while we don't know if the 75-lb sensitive ray (code named Abashag) had been "brainwashed" with the Mossad's hyper-zio schpiel, or for that matter why Judy Kay Zagorski, a 57-yr old woman from Michigan with no known ties to any Zionist groups or Russian crime organizations, should have been fingered for this grisly test, we can set aside all partisan wranglings for a moment to consider with real concern an alarming and disturbing development. Rays! Up to 500-lbs!

("Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?"...etc.)

[Y2K]

Holy Fuck!

Barack is the "Ray" Whisperer?

We are all fucked.


Stay out of the water!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

It was a suicide ray, M-tyrd,

Well, thanks for clearing that up. I was worried you were going to go off on some whacked-out, crack brained tangent.

Way to represent, you lunatic.

[Tom In VA]

"Cage goes in the water...
...you go in the water...
...Jew programs killer ray...

Jaws resets always get a rack from me.


RACK

[MuchoBulls]

Was she related to the Crocodile Hunter?

[LTS TRN 2]

Update from "Divy"...

"Our new special assassinations program has indeed included intestines-sucking pool drains, yes. And we're looking hard at revolving doors where you go in fine and come out dead--we saw it in a movie and said, hey, we can do that! The swimming pool drain device wasn't that hard. Nothing compared to training Abashag, I can assure you. And yes of course we want Abashag's body returned."


MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — A 6-year-old girl whose intestines were partially sucked out by a swimming pool drain, leading to tougher safety legislation, has died, her family's attorney said Friday.

Abigail Taylor's parents were with her when she died Thursday at Nebraska Medical Center in Omaha, where she had surgery in December to receive a new small bowel, liver and pancreas several months after she was injured.

[RadioFan]

Quick -- LTS TRN 2 and Pickle -- hold hands. The circle is complete.

Great.

[LTS TRN 2]

I've often enjoyed non-prurient bathing here in the Arab world--but I'm worried about the new Mossad eagle ray assassin project. We never had any problems before with rays--I mean before the ghastly race-state experiment forced upon the region by the vile and criminal ZioNazis.