Name my Band

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:16 pm

I've got a band. We have songs, equipment, etc. We don't have a name.

Every time we talk about it, someone blurts out "Atomic Flounder" or "Acrid Mist Ascending" or "The Scalp Doilies" or something unacceptable...so, it gets tabled.

The annoying part is that when the band is theoretical, or someone asks you for name suggestions for their band, they fly around like Annie's massive mammary sacks as her banana seat bike hits potholes. When it comes to naming your own band, not so much.

So...what do you have for me, fuckers? Our music is kinda power pop. We have three members...at 37 I'm the youngest, so old guy references definitely work. The bass player is 53.

We're recording a couple of tracks soon, if I can shine them up enough I'll post an mp3 or two so's you can guffaw at it.

I have great faith that you'll give me some kickass options.

I was trying to work with "Edgar Winter's Missing Pigments"...://facepalm

Help me out here.

Mr. Schwump · Post by **Mr. Schwump** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:25 pm

I personally think "The Dinsdales" has a nice ring to it. Simple, uncluttered, sort of like its namesake's brain.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:02 pm

Mace wrote:The Nitanny Losers

Nice.

TheJON's

Bwah!

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:30 pm

did the same thing at the bar last weekend. after a few pitchers and a few cuervos, we settled on the foopers. unfortunately none of us play anything very well.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:51 pm

Living in Pittsburg. (your emblem would be a clown crying).
The Pennsylvania Petunias.
The Pitts.
The Mydol Men.
We've got nothing.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:54 pm

Old Man River.
Father Tyme.
Male Menopause.
Yer Daddys.
Where's my walker?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:25 pm

The Stains
Victory in a Bottle
Flock of Pigeons

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:28 pm

Flaming Anus
Bricktop

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:53 pm

Yinzer Skidmarks

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:26 pm

DickEyeGlen

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:00 pm

One Night Only
Some Assembly Required
Choking Hazard
Small Parts
Batteries Not Included
Old News
11

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:18 pm

Penis Envy
Popto Vitriol
It's In Our Pants
FleshWound
Quit Pickin At It
Elmer's Goo
Once Dust
Ignore Feature

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:26 pm

Spent
Wet Spot
Third Leg
Baby Arm
Men Without Pants
Satellite of Love

Brock in Va Beach · Post by **Brock in Va Beach** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:30 pm

Stampede
Chronic Violation
Fire Assault
Sway
Zulu Tango
Cyanide Breath
Tectonics

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:52 pm

Some more ideas...

Confluence
Hungry Like A Chipmunk
Cropduster Serenade
Spandex and Cellulite

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:54 pm

The Cockblockers

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:56 pm

Rusty Penny
Chunky Anus

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:01 pm

The Stool Samples

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:54 pm

Saw a fag personal ad looking for "heavy shooters".

I decided that it would make a pretty awesome band name.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:48 am

The Arthrithmics
Sit to Pee

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:20 am

Annie's Massive Mammary Sacks.
The Previs and Quadrevion Swim Club.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:29 am

Goober McTuber wrote: The Previs and Quadrevion Swim Club.

I pray that this one's the winner.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:04 am

Racial Ray and the Ex-Negros

If you don't use it, I will.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:39 am

Douchebag Delight
Enema at 11
Annie and the Masectomies
Penile Front
Colonoscopy Cacaphony

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:07 am

Self-loathing Jews
Bald Assholes
Stop and Chat
Huge Vagina
U&L
Out Front Should've Told You

The Whistle Is Screaming · Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:07 am

Bus fare for Scritti
The Invsiblm Models
As Usualm
Suss and the Dreary's

I'm sure Cuda can thake this theme and come up with a million things for you.

Wannabet? · Post by **Wannabet?** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:27 am

The Mud Stripes

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:29 am

Fandango wrote:Kimmy Gibler

pussy-ass, rolodex smacking tard in your case. keep hiding your forum, cunt.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:43 am

Jeff in SD · Post by **Jeff in SD** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:43 am

6 foot midget

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:04 pm

Ralph Hinkley and The Crew

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:23 pm

Sit to Pee
Racial Ray and the Ex-Negros
Colonoscopy Cacaphony
Huge Vagina

bwahahaha

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:59 pm

smackaholic wrote:Saw a fag personal ad looking for "heavy shooters".

Just stopping by to quote this, before smackaholic sobers up, rethinks his thought process, and edits it.

You didn't happen to be a master at the art of performing fellatio in high school by any chance, did you?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:57 pm

smackaholic wrote:Saw a fag personal ad looking for "heavy shooters".

I decided that it would make a pretty awesome band name.

GAY MALE SEEKING "Heavy Shooter":
Overblown, ex-navy, middle-aged loser with women's panty fetish
looking for tarp-sized fun.
Interests include, photography and Arby's. Turn offs: reindeer.
Due to my lazy eye, am able to look at two directions at the same time.
Willing to relocate anywhere in the country, with the help of Y2...errr...some guy I know.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:44 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Saw a fag personal ad looking for "heavy shooters".

Just stopping by to quote this, before smackaholic sobers up, rethinks his thought process, and edits it.

You didn't happen to be a master at the art of performing fellatio in high school by any chance, did you?

trust me dins, as I typed "saw a fag personal ad" I thought to myself, self, your gonna catch a load of shit for that one, but, fuggit.

I'm certain all of you fukkers have a local free rag, usually called "the advocate" that caters to the local "alternative" lifestyle types. The personal ads, particularly the man seeking man ones are a riot.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:45 pm

The Little Rubber Band

Brock in Va Beach · Post by **Brock in Va Beach** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:53 pm

I'm pretty sure I've never seen a personal ad geared towards buttfuckers. Why are you keeping up on the current affairs of the "alternative lifestyle"?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:03 am

cause it's a funny read.

SG's Son · Post by **SG's Son** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:50 am

Fandango wrote:Smackaholic's Secret Gay Lifestyle

I bet I'd like them.

Ang · Post by **Ang** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:39 am

We have done a few exercises like this in our house for our kid's hypothetical band, and it has nothing to do with any kind of music but this name always comes up because it makes us laugh...

The Winking Sphincters