ROUND 1 WINNERS

[PSUFAN]

I'd just like to point out that this thread would actually be incomplete without the requisite bittering so amply provided by SG. Observers of prior smackoffs will note that SG shines in this role, but always fares less well in his actual thread. You can tell he's capable of some good stuff, but ultimately, he's just lazy. That's not gonna win you much in this kind of field.

[Serge]

Dear fucking god, what a useless tard.

I would be insulted, but I just can't take any comment from you seriously. Especially taking in the hypocritical nature of this comment, the misspelling of the word "insinuation", and the general dismissive nature that everyone else on this board seems to take to any of your posts. It's like your comments are a cure for chronic insomnia. And seeing as you didn't want to get your pretty white pants dirty in the actual SO, I can just assume that you're being like every other monday morning quarterback who thought they could do better in the big game, but lacks the talent and drive to actually do so. Am I saying that I'm Tom Brady? Hardly. I'd say I'm Jeff Garcia at best. And with that knowledge, I'm putting on the gear and I'm stepping on the field while you're still bitching from the sidelines. In summary, go fuck yourself Dinsdale.

Thanks,
Serge.

[indyfrisco]

What SG needs to realize is that we are not going to ban him which is what he is trying to do so he can go buck to dotnet and announce his and then spam the shit out of that place with all 2,432,126 shit trolls of his.

What the rest of you need to realize is you have a Friends and Foes option in your Board Preferences. I suggest you use that instead of clicking on any SG post. Since we can't kill the homeless and gameless mutt in this instance, not feeding it is the best option.

[Dinsdale]

What the rest of you need to realize is you have a Friends and Foes option in your Board Preferences.

RACK it.

Hell, I couldn't even see a good chunk of the smackoff posts, much less the posts in this thread.

[Charles De Mar]

Dear fucking god, what a useless tard.

I would be insulted, but I just can't take any comment from you seriously. Especially taking in the hypocritical nature of this comment, the misspelling of the word "insinuation", and the general dismissive nature that everyone else on this board seems to take to any of your posts. It's like your comments are a cure for chronic insomnia. And seeing as you didn't want to get your pretty white pants dirty in the actual SO, I can just assume that you're being like every other monday morning quarterback who thought they could do better in the big game, but lacks the talent and drive to actually do so. Am I saying that I'm Tom Brady? Hardly. I'd say I'm Jeff Garcia at best. And with that knowledge, I'm putting on the gear and I'm stepping on the field while you're still bitching from the sidelines. In summary, go fuck yourself Dinsdale.

Thanks,
Serge.

Do you actually type this shit?

I sure hope you just cut and paste it from somewhere...I can't imagine bothering to type stuff like that.

[Serge]

Dear fucking god, what a useless tard.

I would be insulted, but I just can't take any comment from you seriously. Especially taking in the hypocritical nature of this comment, the misspelling of the word "insinuation", and the general dismissive nature that everyone else on this board seems to take to any of your posts. It's like your comments are a cure for chronic insomnia. And seeing as you didn't want to get your pretty white pants dirty in the actual SO, I can just assume that you're being like every other monday morning quarterback who thought they could do better in the big game, but lacks the talent and drive to actually do so. Am I saying that I'm Tom Brady? Hardly. I'd say I'm Jeff Garcia at best. And with that knowledge, I'm putting on the gear and I'm stepping on the field while you're still bitching from the sidelines. In summary, go fuck yourself Dinsdale.

Thanks,
Serge.

Do you actually type this shit?

I sure hope you just cut and paste it from somewhere...I can't imagine bothering to type stuff like that.

Would you rather I use a series of symbols? Like on a Burger King cash register?

[Charles De Mar]

Would you rather I use a series of symbols? Like on a Burger King cash register?

If you feel more comfortable doing that, sure.

[Serge]

Would you rather I use a series of symbols? Like on a Burger King cash register?

If you feel more comfortable doing that, sure.

I see what you did there.

[Charles De Mar]

Would you rather I use a series of symbols? Like on a Burger King cash register?

If you feel more comfortable doing that, sure.

I see what you did there.

Focus on the bouncing ball and sing along....

[RadioFan]

Come on, RF, you know he sucks.

Apparently, not as much as you did, in the tourney.

You started out strong, but then faded like Zyclone at a backstage Poison party, dude.

[Front Porch]

Congrats Fester, It is too bad that you are not going to carry on.

I was looking forward to you eventually saying something funny.

[Jeff in SD]

Something tells me Haywood had this problem last night

[KC Scott]

Hey Hey I wanna Be a Smack Star

[Serge]

Focus on the bouncing ball and sing along....

Does it lead to more stock photos?

[jerome moore]

i hope the anal sex between the judges was good.

[Brock in Va Beach]

I can't wait to watch SG smack Cam from one ring post to the other. This should be quite humorous. As one useless nigra that catches footballs for a living once said "Get your popcorn ready."

[KC Scott]

i hope the anal sex between the judges was good.

It's a lot like Pizza..........

Props on stringing 10 words together for your post!

[poptart]

SG doth protest too much.

Hell, he raised a voice about 'corruption' prior to entering into the event. LOL

There's a term for one who choices to engage in an activity, knowing that it will result in him taking it up the @ss.


Submissive homosexual.

[Mister Bushice]

i hope the anal sex between the judges was good.

Props on stringing 10 words together for your post!

and at the end of his sentence, he had his period.

[KC Scott]

There's a term for one who choices to engage in an activity, knowing that it will result in him taking it up the @ss.

The other choices:

Board Moderator
Prostate Exam
Raider Fan

[RevLimiter]

There's a term for one who choices to engage in an activity, knowing that it will result in him taking it up the @ss.

The other choices:

Board Moderator
Prostate Exam
Raider Fan

[indyfrisco]

SG doth protest too much.

Hell, he raised a voice about 'corruption' prior to entering into the event. LOL

There's a term for one who choices to engage in an activity, knowing that it will result in him taking it up the @ss.


Submissive homosexual.

I don't know who you are. Seriously. But dropping homosmack is fresh. Circa 1999.

Oh, something I forgot, I'm a gameless fuckstain who is blessed to spam your board.

Sin,
gameless fuckstain

[PrimeX]

Something tells me Haywood had this problem last night

How has this not been racked?

[scottysixx]

Something tells me Haywood had this problem last night

How has this not been racked?

ohh it has!! very much so.
that shit is teh funneh!
rack!

[Biggie]

1st Round voting is final:

R-Jack claims WILD CARD #3 and the final spot in the Sweet 16.