Smackdom Americana
Smackdom Americana
The art of Norman Rockwell earned the appreciation of many for the way in which it captured
the American Experience.
His work was featured on magazine covers like The Saturday Evening Post and therefore reached a wide audience who saw themselves or people they knew in the renderings.
His oeuvre, in spite of the elements grounded in his era, has a timeless quality.
After viewing the defaced items following, we'll see if that timeless contention bears out.
(apologies to those posters of recent addition who may not get some references. And extra credit for those who pick up on a Lennon and Faith no more line...)
What will the future hold?
the American Experience.
His work was featured on magazine covers like The Saturday Evening Post and therefore reached a wide audience who saw themselves or people they knew in the renderings.
His oeuvre, in spite of the elements grounded in his era, has a timeless quality.
After viewing the defaced items following, we'll see if that timeless contention bears out.
(apologies to those posters of recent addition who may not get some references. And extra credit for those who pick up on a Lennon and Faith no more line...)
What will the future hold?
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Rack it.
Good to see you back, velo.
Good to see you back, velo.
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How it is Nowadays...
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REMEMBER A DAY BEFORE TODAY, A DAY WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG....
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velocet
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God damn. (sorry, pop.)
Out. Fucking. Standing.
Out. Fucking. Standing.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
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Holy Shit, Velocet
A simple RACK would be an insult to that masterpiece.
A simple RACK would be an insult to that masterpiece.
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Holy shit, I made a list.
I smell archive.
I smell archive.
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As Bushy said, a simple RACK doesn't seem to make it here.
But it's all we've got.
RACK veloscent!
But it's all we've got.
RACK veloscent!
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WELL done, velo!
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Ruthless...
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Wow, rack the effort. Clever shit, velo.
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Rack, Archive, Kudos, et al are all understatements. One of the all time classic
posts I have ever seen in my 10+ years of these SmackChat related boards. I cannot imagine
the thought and planning that went into its execution. Velocet-- I tip my glass of Beast Light
to you--you are the MAN !!
posts I have ever seen in my 10+ years of these SmackChat related boards. I cannot imagine
the thought and planning that went into its execution. Velocet-- I tip my glass of Beast Light
to you--you are the MAN !!
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Un-fucking-believable.
velo, you are one sick puppy, and I mean that in a good way.
velo, you are one sick puppy, and I mean that in a good way.
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help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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velo,
Frosts, slings and Racks for covering posters from all of the boards.
And nobody needed a dictionary on hand to keep up with you either...
Frosts, slings and Racks for covering posters from all of the boards.
And nobody needed a dictionary on hand to keep up with you either...
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A hearty RACK!...'cept for the "my hand on his knee part"... fucker.
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So, velo, how long you been a fukking unemployed bum? No one, or is it noone that is gainfully employed has the time for such a masterpiece.
I say we pass the hat and fund velo's unemployedness so he can continue to bring the funnay full time.
I say we pass the hat and fund velo's unemployedness so he can continue to bring the funnay full time.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Big rack for velo.
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Rackity rack velocet.
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velo proves once again that properly functioning brains are essential to good smack.
velo should get a first round bye in the smackoff for this beauty, he pretty much beat everyone.
velo should get a first round bye in the smackoff for this beauty, he pretty much beat everyone.
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Out-frigging-standing!
THE BIBLE - Because all the works of all the science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animal species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah's house.
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Wow......... just freaking wow.........
Just when we're giving last rites to funny, creative smack, Velo revives an entier genre.
We're there a Heisman for this sorta thing, you'd be unanimous
Just when we're giving last rites to funny, creative smack, Velo revives an entier genre.
We're there a Heisman for this sorta thing, you'd be unanimous
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I'm glad of two things:
1. Folks were entertained.
2. Folks represented in the post saw the thing for what it is.
My next thread is along the same lines as this one. Hoping to generate laughs more than anything else.
You can see my next thread here!
Hope you enjoy!
velocet
1. Folks were entertained.
2. Folks represented in the post saw the thing for what it is.
My next thread is along the same lines as this one. Hoping to generate laughs more than anything else.
You can see my next thread here!
Hope you enjoy!
velocet
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Excellent.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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A little late getting here, but rack it.
Also rack the sightings of Velo and Fester in the same day, no less. Both of you, post more, read less.
Also rack the sightings of Velo and Fester in the same day, no less. Both of you, post more, read less.
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Incredible Effort.
RACK the mother.fuck. out of you, Velo.
RACK the mother.fuck. out of you, Velo.
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Superlative efforts, velo. Who said he quoth nevermore?
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That was like being in 1999 all over again. Bravo.
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