Ever had a colonoscopy?

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:49 am

Ingse Bodil wrote:It's not there, and that was the only point to all this.

I hate doing this, but I said I'd do it: how do you want your apology worded?

You must have missed when he told womanimal in a PM after she posted a pic she was "cheapening herself by trying to compete with Monen." That is insulting to Monen.

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:11 pm

You bumped a three month old thread for that?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:18 pm

Bennish wrote:Monen.

Rules!!!???!!!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:07 pm

Tom,

Check out this thread in the archives:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=17182

The seventh post down (PSUFan) has the link you’re looking for (!!! Stuff – see DOGGY.jpg). Also, on page two is a post from JCT (who has been MIA for about two months). His avatar is the old purported photo of Rootbeer & Broken Staple.

You’re welcome.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:17 pm

Thanks Goober. Now to convince the boss to let me "work" from home the rest of the day.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:54 pm

Bennish wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:It's not there, and that was the only point to all this.

I hate doing this, but I said I'd do it: how do you want your apology worded?
You must have missed when he told womanimal in a PM after she posted a pic she was "cheapening herself by trying to compete with Monen." That is insulting to Monen.

When was this? Nevermind. I was probably banned from there at the time so I wouldn't have known what, if any, pms became public. It's no big deal. They're all lovely ladies, on the outside.

Have any of you old men gotten an erection from a colonoscopy? or did you feel like Peter Griffin?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:32 pm

Thanks for the PM's, Jsc. I'm still a little rummy but I didn't have any cancer. I forget the technical name for it but it appears when my food/waste gets down in the intestines/colon area it just stops moving. Pretty soon there is a backup, bloating and pain. I'm going to use some Prilosec for a bit and they plan on another test soon. Guess I eat some scrambled eggs with some nuclear crap mixed in and then they follow it on some monitor. Then they medicate to assist keeping the shit on the way, I guess.

I think I'll take a little nappie.

Oh, Dins, they found your Timex, do you want it back?

Rip City

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:09 pm

Luther wrote:Guess I eat some scrambled eggs with some nuclear crap mixed in and then they follow it on some monitor.

Damn. and you don't feel 'violated'? do they know why your colon stopped functioning, or are they just gonna medicate to get it to function?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:11 pm

Luther wrote:
Oh, Dins, they found your Timex, do you want it back?

Good ole luther.

Takes a fistin' and keeps on tickin.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:30 pm

Luther wrote:Thanks for the PM's, Jsc. I'm still a little rummy but I didn't have any cancer. I forget the technical name for it but it appears when my food/waste gets down in the intestines/colon area it just stops moving. Pretty soon there is a backup, bloating and pain. I'm going to use some Prilosec for a bit and they plan on another test soon. Guess I eat some scrambled eggs with some nuclear crap mixed in and then they follow it on some monitor. Then they medicate to assist keeping the shit on the way, I guess.

I think I'll take a little nappie.

Oh, Dins, they found your Timex, do you want it back?

Rip City

I've got a good contact for high quality psyllium fiber. I take some of that shit every night an never seem to have any problem with making the sun shine and the birds sing sweetly next morning.

PM me if you're interested and I'll set you up. You can probably get it drop shipped in a plain brown wrapper and the feds will never suspect anything.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:51 am

I hear they chill the scope in advance.

:twisted:

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:00 pm

Have I ever had a colonoscopy?

Does the time ucant fucked me out of $50 when he quit my fantasy league count?

I think it should count

-sin
Beantown Basher

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:24 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
Luther wrote:Old home week. When I had my scope the guy takes out a baby polyp with the tool he's using. I wasn't even aware that I was with polyp. I can't drive past an abortion clinic without waving.

Rip City
:cool:
Was the polyp a pedunculated (attached by a stalk) or a sessilesitting directly on the membrane? They use an endoscope and it has a wire loop that snares the polyp then the doc gently tightens it and applies an electric current to basically burn/cut it off.

Jsc, they didn't do a fiberoptic colonoscopy on you??? When did you have it done, back in 1950?

It was probably around 1998 which is Louisiana translates to about 1950 when it comes to high tech stuff.

btw, I had my first scope almost 2 months ago. the prep was a blast! many blasts actually, from the back end. The procedure itself? Good question. I remember the anesthesiologist pushing the juice into my arm and a few seconds later I was waking up in the recovery room with a greased up arsehole.

Yeah, I know, kinda like friday night.