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poptart wrote:
3. Are the San Diego news people trolling us .... ?
These limp fucks make the French look rugged.
They feign complete ignorance to the year-long classless behavior of S. Roiderman while sitting there sobbing about being fucked without a kiss by another team.

No brains OR balls on that bunch.
Tart, you dont know the half of it.


Im on my way to work this morning when I nearly crash from laughing after hearing this on the "Scott and BR show" on the Mighty 1090:

"Since there have been an inordinate amount of calls and grief concerning this loss, we are bringing in a psycotherapist on the air to help San Diegans cope with the loss. This was a highly recommended method requested by our callers and community."

The tone of the host was very serious and sad.......and lo and behold, the fucking psychotherapist came on to take calls on air and help the greiving community with this tragedy.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I have never witnessed such pussiness in my entire life.

The Vag bar has officially been set. FOR LIFE.


Excellent job, you sopping Chargeless faggots.



Absolutely. Hilarious.

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Raydah James wrote:Im on my way to work this morning when I nearly crash from laughing after hearing this on the "Scott and BR show" on the Mighty 1090:

"Since there have been an inordiante amount of calls and grief concerning this loss, we are bringing in a psycotherapist on the air to help San Diegans cope with this loss. This was a highly recommended method requested by our callers and community."

The tone of the host was very serious and sad.......and lo and behold, the fucking psychotherapist came on to take calls on air and help the greiving community with this tragedy.

Wait a minute. Someone called into the sports talk show that I listen to on my drive home from work yesterday and told the same story about the SD psychotherapist. I laughed, dismissed it as a prank caller talking shit after the game, and moved on with my day...

This is... true??????????????????

Holy Christ......
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Raydah James wrote:The Vag bar has officially been set. FOR LIFE.
Oh, but it gets even better. The Scott and BR Show still has footage from the "pep rally" on their website.

http://www.thescottandbrshow.com/

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IndyFrisco wrote:Oh yeah? How did YOUR team finish up?

They're currenetly fighting over tee-times with the Chargers.
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Raydah James wrote:
Im on my way to work this morning when I nearly crash from laughing after hearing this on the "Scott and BR show" on the Mighty 1090:

"Since there have been an inordinate amount of calls and grief concerning this loss, we are bringing in a psycotherapist on the air to help San Diegans cope with the loss. This was a highly recommended method requested by our callers and community."
I'm quite certain something like this happened in Kansas City in '95-'96 after the Lin Elliott game.
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Raydah James wrote: Im on my way to work this morning when I nearly crash from laughing after hearing this on the "Scott and BR show" on the Mighty 1090:

I'm sorry, who?
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Sirfindafold wrote:
Raydah James wrote: Im on my way to work this morning when I nearly crash from laughing after hearing this on the "Scott and BR show" on the Mighty 1090:

I'm sorry, who?
:lol:


I never usually listen to that shit, but the media down here has been melting so hard over this "tragedy" that I've tuned in the last few days to get a morning laugh at Chargertard's multiple mental breakdowns.
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Raydah James wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:
Raydah James wrote: Im on my way to work this morning when I nearly crash from laughing after hearing this on the "Scott and BR show" on the Mighty 1090:

I'm sorry, who?
:lol:


I never usually listen to that shit, but the media down here has been melting so hard over this "tragedy" that I've tuned in the last few days to get a morning laugh at Chargertard's multiple mental breakdowns.
Then you're pretty easily stimulated. What do you do the rest of the time to occupy your brilliant mind, watch Sponge Bob?

God and GOD you are one pathetic imbecile.
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Mikey wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:
I'm sorry, who?
:lol:


I never usually listen to that shit, but the media down here has been melting so hard over this "tragedy" that I've tuned in the last few days to get a morning laugh at Chargertard's multiple mental breakdowns.
Then you're pretty easily stimulated. What do you do the rest of the time to occupy your brilliant mind, watch Sponge Bob?

God and GOD you are one pathetic imbecile.
Sounds like someone hasnt gotten his full psycotherapy dose.


Get fucked, old man-you're entire fanbase and organization have been exposed for being the biggest bitch ass pussies that the sports world has ever witnessed.


STFU and deal with it, cunt.

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Mikey wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote: I'm sorry, who?
:lol:

I never usually listen to that shit, but the media down here has been melting so hard over this "tragedy" that I've tuned in the last few days to get a morning laugh at Chargertard's multiple mental breakdowns.
Then you're pretty easily stimulated. What do you do the rest of the time to occupy your brilliant mind, watch Sponge Bob?

God and GOD you are one pathetic imbecile.
Mikey,

I'm sure James isn't the only football fan to live in "enemy territory" who has reveled in the misfortunes of the home team fans. God knows watching the pain of the Bills fans around these parts makes for never ending comedy.
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BSmack wrote:I'm sure James isn't the only football fan to live in "enemy territory" who has reveled in the misfortunes of the home team fans.

This U&L Ninerfan loves to revel in Seahawk fans bandwagoners' misery, except there's none to be found anywhere once the Chickens are mathmatically eliminated.

They might be even worse than Chargerfan(if that's possible). Instead of "it wasn't the coaches fault," or "that other team has no class, so we'll whine from the mountaintops about 'lack of class'," it's more like --

"How 'bout them Seahawks?"

"Who?"

"You know...the Seahawks...that semi-pro team from Seattle."


"Is that the team I paid a hundred bucks a seat for tickets so I could look cool last weekend, even though I can't name 3 starting players from either defense or offense?"

"Yup."

"Oh, I'd forgotten about them."

Definitely takes some of the fun out of ridiculing the misery of others...but Chargerfan has stepped up bigtime to fill the void.
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It's fine if Gaydar Lames wants to revel in the 1/10 of 1% of Charger fans who are still crying over the game. The fact that he seems to care as much or more than the lamest of lame Charger fans and wants to roll around in the sports radio slop along with them puts him on exactly the same level as they are. The rest of us have a life and had moved on by 10:00pm Sunday - Monday morning at the latest.

Like I said, one pathetic imbecile.
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Mikey wrote:
Like I said, one pathetic imbecile.
Would that be on par with the level of pathetic imbecile that claims "BODE" from the bottom of the pile?

The rest of us have a life and had moved on by 10:00pm Sunday - Monday morning at the latest.

See if you can figure out why you're about as clever as Ladainian Tamponisincrooked.
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Dinsdale wrote:
The rest of us have a life and had moved on by 10:00pm Sunday - Monday morning at the latest.

See if you can figure out why you're about as clever as Ladainian Tamponisincrooked.
:lol: :lol:
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^^^^^^^^^ the lovefest continues..LMAO
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ChargerMike wrote:LMAO
Uh Oh.........looks like somebody kept thier hand in the cookie jar too long and overdosed on Psychotherapy
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ChargerMike wrote:LMAO.


Oh dear Lord... there's been a Dr. Detrite sighting.
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Well... I am ROTFLMMFAOBEYOTCH.... or something like that... at you.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Like I said, one pathetic imbecile.
Would that be on par with the level of pathetic imbecile that claims "BODE" from the bottom of the pile?

Coming from you there's a significant amount of irony in that question.
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^^^^^^^ glad you saw the humor!
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Actually, I used to envy the good Dr Detrite. He would LHAO a lot... at things at I didn't find funny. Nor did anyone else, for that matter. But ohhhh... would he LHAO. I wish I had his amazing sense of humor.


LMAO.


Damnit. It just doesn't work for me.


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I'd LMOA if the Lions hired Marty!

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RJ wrote:Im on my way to work this morning when I nearly crash from laughing after hearing this on the "Scott and BR show" on the Mighty 1090:

"Since there have been an inordinate amount of calls and grief concerning this loss, we are bringing in a psycotherapist on the air to help San Diegans cope with the loss. This was a highly recommended method requested by our callers and community."

The tone of the host was very serious and sad.......and lo and behold, the fucking psychotherapist came on to take calls on air and help the greiving community with this tragedy.

:lol: x infinity
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et tu, 'tart?

What a ridiculous shark feeding frenzy we have here.

Yeah, it's a smackboard, but it's also a place us oldtimers intend on posting on next year, and the year after, and so on. Show some fucking class yourselves, pile-on pussies. It's one thing to snicker for a day or two... Your time will come.

Props on a nice season, Chargers and Chargerfan.
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Wagon, when I read what R. James posted I laughed until puke was up in my nostrils.

Go read a book.
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War Wagon wrote:et tu, 'tart?

What a ridiculous shark feeding frenzy we have here.

Yeah, it's a smackboard, but it's also a place us oldtimers intend on posting on next year, and the year after, and so on. Show some fucking class yourselves, pile-on pussies. It's one thing to snicker for a day or two... Your time will come.

Props on a nice season, Chargers and Chargerfan.
Chargerfan's meltdown over this game is pretty fucking embarrassing, given that they lost a Super Bowl ten years ago, and I don't remember they having to go to Dr. Phil after that.
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Maybe I'm a bit too callous.

Thinking it over, yeah, it had to be emotionally crushing to see the Patriot players mocking 'Lights Out' with that classless display.

I mean, HOW could they do that ... ?

Didn't they know it could hurt feelings .... ?


Football is no fun.
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poptart wrote:Maybe I'm a bit too callous.

Thinking it over, yeah, it had to be emotionally crushing to see the Patriot players mocking 'Lights Out' with that classless display.

I mean, HOW could they do that ... ?

Didn't they know it could hurt feelings .... ?


Football is no fun.
I'm curious on how you call pussy to the Bolt's , being that the Duhs were the biggest fukken Zoloft addicts this season, and especially being the pussies during Callahan's regime.

Did MSG fukk your head up that bad?

Oh, I guess you forgot Woodson and Buchanan clubbing instead of finishing the season.

Dumbass.
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Start a thread, drummer.

This one's dedicated to the most comprehensive player, fan, and community meltdown I think I've ever witnessed.

Psychotherapy ... ??? BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Leaking vaginas evarywhere.


Infuckingcredible.
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poptart wrote:Start a thread, drummer.

This one's dedicated to greatest player, fan, and community meltdown I think I've ever witnessed.

Psychotherapy ... ??? BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Leaking vaginas evarywhere.


Infuckingcredible.
Dude, the Duh fans have been in full meltdown mode because of coaching, and in full StockDavis syndrome as well.

That's your problem.

You don't have shit to pull against Bolt fan.

Sarkisian, :meds: reach much? Stoops? Walsh?

The only hope you have is that PFT's bullshit would validate your lack of knowledge.

Lofton.

RJ thinks he is an offensive genius.

RJ. RJ doesn't know anything outside of how creative he can describe a cock. He is that fukken stupid. He doesn't know shit about his own fukken team.

Lofton hasn't done shit as a coach. You should hire Jerry Rice instead. You slam SD fan for thier shit offensive play, yet you are shitting your ass over Lofton.

I love Duh fan. They are fukken stupid fukkers. All you have to do to impress these shitheads is talk about dicks.

And even that is too complex for them.
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dummber,

The Oakland Raiders are THE worst team in the league -- #1 draft choice.
Find me the 'dud fan at this site that hasn't kicked the shit out of his OWN team this year.
I shoot straight.

Pull your head out, nancy boy.

Again, start a thread about the Oakland Raiders and their fans if it tickles your fancy.

Your takes have NOTHING to do with the thread topic.
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drummer wrote:RJ doesn't know anything outside of how creative he can describe a cock.

Says the gameless cunt who's known for... bumping a HORSECOCKS THREAD! for three fucking years... and absolutely nothing else.

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poptart wrote:dummber,

The Oakland Raiders are THE worst team in the league -- #1 draft choice.
Find me the 'dud fan at this site that hasn't kicked the shit out of his OWN team this year.
I shoot straight.

Pull your head out, nancy boy.

Again, start a thread about the Oakland Raiders and their fans if it tickles your fancy.

Your takes have NOTHING to do with the thread topic.
What, you calling hi-jack on this thread?

I'm just pointing out the irony of Raiderfan going apeshit here, being that the Duhs regular season record is the opposite of the Chargers regular season record. But, fuck it, keep scratching that itch bubba. It should feel a lot better than the old "Tags fucked me" itch you've been scratching.
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dummber wrote:I'm just pointing out the irony of Raiderfan going apeshit here, being that the Duhs regular season record is the opposite of the Chargers regular season record.
Nobody in this thread except you is speaking about regular season records.
Who the fuck cares .... ?

No, everyone is piling on whiny cunts who can't take their medicine.


I remember posting after SD beat down Oakland in week fucking ONE.
I said -- paraphrasing -- "WTF was up with Charger player going apeshit all over the field after every sack?"
It was bush-league, and Merriman continued with the lame act all season long.
That showboating, taunting, mocking bullshit has a way of coming home to roost.

N.E. has not, through their years of excellent football, been a team to mock and taunt opponents, have they .... ?
The very fact that they chose THAT time to do so speaks volumes.

SD got PUNKED, and I loved it.

Loved it even more that their 'star' player melted down and blubbered like a pathetic stiffed whore.


LOVE it.



Psychotherapy. :lol:
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NE did their taunting and mocking in a subtle, smarter way. But they did play head games with the Chargers and the Chargers showed their immaturity by letting it get to them. Bode, NE. Belicheck and Company will get their payback in the future. They know what they did. Example: not coming out on the field when announced twice and then coming out when the Chargers were being announced. Ballsy little subtle shit like that got in the Chargers heads. Karma will hit NE later.

Continue with your feeding frenzy, sharks. The Chargers will hit you square in the head next season.
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I don't think this SD loss is the kind that a team learns from and actually builds upon.
A 'character-builder' ..... if you will.

No, I think it exposed a team that is emotionally soft and incapable of rising to the next level in order to kick ass and take names in a one 'n' done playoff nut-cuttin' situation.

I know that doesn't slide down your gullet that easily, and particularly right now, but that is my honest opinion.

Future greatness is not what was on display on the field or in the aftermath of that playoff game.



SD's window effectively slammed shut.
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Yeah, whatever.

Continue........
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trev wrote:The Chargers will hit you square in the head next season.
To steal from the politicos...as long as Marty is running the ship, expect more of the same.
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poptart wrote:I don't think this SD loss is the kind that a team learns from and actually builds upon.
A 'character-builder' ..... if you will.

No, I think it exposed a team that is emotionally soft and incapable of rising to the next level in order to kick ass and take names in a one 'n' done playoff nut-cuttin' situation.

I know that doesn't slide down your gullet that easily, and particularly right now, but that is my honest opinion.

Future greatness is not what was on display on the field or in the aftermath of that playoff game.



SD's window effectively slammed shut.
I think that's a bit over the top.

Not saying they'll repeat or even get to the playoffs, but to a man, I bet they're going to be more hungry. ESPECIALLY after the shenaniganns.

Too soon to tell, but I'm guessing that the pain they're feeling now will be propelling them a for good while into next year. How it affects they're playoff potential remains to be seen.
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As long as Shawna "Roids Out" MerryMaid is doing her little dance, opposing teams will continue to mock their asses...thus, causing LadyT's flow to begin and Phillip CryMeARivers melts to ensue.
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