Let's get back into the Holiday Spirit, guys

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:25 am

Oh, and RACK DancerXOtis.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:26 am

It was the last sentence that did it.

Rip City

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:26 am

PrimeX wrote:
Ken wrote:or at least the left down 30 degrees to match the other.

Ouch.

Bedtime for PrimeZo.

Props on making another PrimeFagX re-word insult, AP Melt. It was awesome in advance. Time for some new hooks.

Translation: ZZ owns PrimeFagX and she/he is going to now go to bed. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Yeah, ouch... hahahaha My god and G0d, you are nutting up with a well-known homosexual known as Kengina.

Props to you!

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:30 am

Please continue. You're amusing us all. Thanks for soaking in the holiday spirit, spin eye.

A one post, no log in troll in the Breakdancing forum is more challenging than you.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:36 am

PrimeX wrote:Please continue. You're amusing us all. Thanks for soaking in the holiday spirit, spin eye.

I thought you said you were going to bed. Now over here, going to bed means you actually crawl under sheets and a blanket... maybe if it's cold you throw a comforter over the blanket. You know.. a bed.

I am sensing you are using sheet rock cutters to go through walls to sample the various shapes and sizes of ramrods for your pleasure. Now that's not considered a bed... if you're having issues with the concept.

Go ahead PrimegaX, tell me how your "we" is kicking my ass. Please continue you fucking worthless early morning lawn steamer.

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:31 am

Hey buddy, need some help? Maybe this year you can call up kevnic.

AP's Cooky Eye · Post by **AP's Cooky Eye** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:38 pm

OK, I'm back. I just wandered off for a minute or two.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:39 pm

What time can we expect APtard to to show up and tell us how drunk he was last night?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:59 pm

Hark! The herald AP sings
Seems the reindeer pull his strings
Hoof prints up and down his back
Hair is thick with reindeer gack.
AP knows who owns each deer
Still he takes one in the ear.
T1B shall laugh out loud
AP once again gets plowed.
Hark! The deer make AP cry,
"Glory to my wandering eye!"

Hail the drunken ZZ Top,
Doesn’t know quite when to stop!
Kevnic gets a pass this year
Thanks to AP’s stash of beer.
AP posts, his ass akimbo,
Acting like a blonde-haired bimbo.
Born to show the deer his worth,
Born to suckle all their girth.
Hark! The deer have clowned our boy,
With their special Christmas joy.

IB’s back, the nightmare troll,
What’s more dense than a black hole?
Nothing but a painful bore,
Stupid flows from every pore.
Cicero has married Crown,
Passing pictures all around.
Tosser’s back, where has he been?
Circle-jerking with strange men.
Hark! The holidays are here,
RACK the motherfucking deer.

Edit to add a verse or two.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:00 pm

Goober always steps up in these threads.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:10 pm

Hate to play the "FTFY" card, but this just screams out for it:

Atomic Punk wrote:Now over here, going to bed means you actually crawl under sheets and a blanket... maybe if it's cold you throw a comforter over the blanket. You know.. Y2K's couch.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:26 pm

Oh come, all ye smackers,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to the one board;
Come and behold him,
Mike the king of enemas,

O come let us deplore him,
O come let us whore him
O come let us score him,
Mike the bitch

Slurp dicks at all angles,
Slurp in abdication,
O rise, all ye penises of reindeer above;
Purge all your spunk,
Pump it into Michael

O come let us explore him,
O come let us abhor him
O come let us dutch door him,
Mike our Whore

Yea, Slut, we greet thee,
Drunk again this morning?
Mike, to thee all jizz be given
Bend and grab ankle
See angry dicks appearing

O come let us grope for him,
O come let us once more him
O come let us back door him,
Mike the Bitch

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:49 pm

I'm dreaming of clear sight on Christmas
And not just staring at his nose
Where the acne glistens,
and Kevnic listens
About those nasty Reindeer blows

I'm dreaming of clear sight on Christmas
With every scribble that he writes
May he someday be sober and bright
And not sleep in his piss tonight

I'm dreaming of clear sight on Christmas
With every shit post that he writes
May T1B be ridden of this blight
And may AP log off tonight

Cupid · Post by **Cupid** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:11 pm

Ouch! How the deer
Mean, angry deer
All seem to say
“Your eye’s astray”
Christmas is bunk
Let’s go get drunk
I’m getting run
This ain’t much fun

Throat filled with dong
ZZ types on
Sponges in hand
Washing old men
“I’ll out you deer.
“PrimeX is queer!”
Then pounds reply
With his stray eye

Kevnic, Kevnic, Kevnic, help me!
Kevnic, Kevnic, Kevnic, help me!
My anus feels lose.
IP’s no use.
I’ll go pass out.
Deer sperm in moooooouth.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:06 am

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:13 am

I feel like the doorman guy at the SPORTSMAN DEERHOUSE when I say that someone forgot to contact the asst. mgr. to lock the doors when they closed last night.

I'm refusing to read another song. I clovenhoof the effort and all, but we need some deer in the humor department, code 3.

Rip City

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:24 am

How sad, someone feels left out. Here you go seer, a song for you.

Hark the seers asshole sings
Glory holes are sweet to him
A piece of ass fags mercy fuck
God he’s a sinner cum filled up
Joyful his little penis rises
Join the orgy of all guys
With his asshole puckered he proclaims
“Christ my starfish really stings”
Hark the seers asshole sings
“Glory holes are just my thing”

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:32 am

Plato wrote:How sad, someone feels left out. Here you go seer, a song for you.

Hark the seers asshole sings
Glory holes are sweet to him
A piece of ass fags mercy fuck
God he’s a sinner cum filled up
Joyful his little penis rises
Join the orgy of all guys
With his asshole puckered he proclaims
“Christ my starfish really stings”
Hark the seers asshole sings
“Glory holes are just my thing”

OMG This is as funny as ANYTHING I've ever seen on these boards!
And to think Plato was only trying to make seer feel wanted during this most glorious time of the year.
Humanitarians they be.
The reindeer are truly a gift from above! Right AP?
Make's ya feel all warm and fuzzy.

Wandering Lazy Eye · Post by **Wandering Lazy Eye** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:30 am

[marq=left]jingle bells[/marq]
[marq=right]Bushice smells[/marq]
[marq=left]Sissy laid a fag[/marq]
[marq=right]The APmobile lost a wheel, and Irie's gazin' away[/marq]
[marq=left]hey![/marq]
[marq=right]jingle bells[/marq]
[marq=left]Reindeer trails[/marq]
[marq=right]my eye has strayed[/marq]
[marq=left]away[/marq]
[marq=right]oh what fun an IB is[/marq]
[marq=left]in a one-bitch post and slay![/marq]

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:26 am

Cornhusker wrote:
Plato wrote:How sad, someone feels left out. Here you go seer, a song for you.

Hark the seers asshole sings
Glory holes are sweet to him
A piece of ass fags mercy fuck
God he’s a sinner cum filled up
Joyful his little penis rises
Join the orgy of all guys
With his asshole puckered he proclaims
“Christ my starfish really stings”
Hark the seers asshole sings
“Glory holes are just my thing”

OMG This is as funny as ANYTHING I've ever seen on these boards!

For some reason, that does not surpise me....You don't get out much, do you farmboy....

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:36 am

Hey "Seer" guy, is an ass-hollowing predicted to be impending? Rack to the Future.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:48 am

Wandering Lazy Eye · Post by **Wandering Lazy Eye** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:59 am

He7, "See4#

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He3, 1 Kno3 wha1=5 up, D02K.